Farrah just unveiled her new boyfriend – at the same time she unleashed her blowup doll on the world (let’s hope he’s with the right model). Farrah’s new man is 26-year-old Simon Saran, a real estate agent from San Diego.
It’s Reality Tea After Dark, y’all. If you’re easily offended, cover your eyes, clutch your pearls and run away fast. We have some potentially traumatizing Farrah Abraham news for ya. The former Teen Mom star is really embracing her sex tape status these days – from her stripper gigs to sex toys. Speaking of sex toys, Farrah is expanding that particular area of her brand. She’s now officially a blowup doll. Yes, seriously. Sophia is going to be so proud some day (when she actually sees her mom).
Farrah Tweeted, “World Meet Officially #BlowUpDollFarrah #AVN2015 real deal feel! I’m so proud Taking over #AVNFanAwards2015.” And she included some pictures of her doll. Yes, really. It’s your lucky night!
We wonder if she’ll be selling these at the strip club only? or will they also be available at the froyo shop, or maybe at her restaurant she plans to open? See the blowup doll below.
DON’T CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON IF YOU’RE EASILY OFFENDED OR WANT TO SLEEP TONIGHT…..
“TLC canceled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and ended all activities around the series, effective immediately,” the network announced almost immediately. “Supporting the health and welfare of these remarkable children is our only priority. TLC is faithfully committed to the children’s ongoing comfort and well-being.”
OK, not fair, I’ll walk the jokes to the backdoor, as this obviously wasn’t the look the Teen Momstar was going for when she went in for a lip tune up. Unless, of course, Farrah plans to fall victim to a fully produced porn film again soon. (oh well the jokes are back) We can never really be sure with Farrah.
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite family holiday photos. Enjoy!
It’s been a long time since we’ve heard from our good friend Farrah Abraham. But there have been two rumors about her circulating recently and we felt the need to update you, her fans. HA. I’m just kidding. Farrah’s only fan is Farrah. Um, and maybe Teen Mom 2 stalker Adam Lind, which brings me to the first rumor. Brace yourselves. It’s a doozy.
Rumor #1 – Adam wants to break into the porn industry, and he thinks the easiest way to shoot to super-porn-stardom is to make a tape with Farrah, the backdoor to endless possibilities.
“Adam is eager to get into the porn world and thinks that Farrah would make the perfect partner,” claimed a totally reliable source. #sarcasm “Adam loves what Farrah has done with her Teen Mom career. He thinks they could really rake in a lot of money since they’re both celebrities.” HAHAHAHA <celebrities> HAHAHA <can’t breathe> HAHAHAHA
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite photos from this week. Enjoy!
Above: LeAnn & Eddie star LeAnn Rimes shared, “Kisses. #OneChristmas #OneLove #hothubby #goodtimes #Rockefeller #RockMyFella.”