Welcome Back Kardashians! Surprise, surprise the premiere episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians opens with Kim Kardashiandoing a nude photo shoot. Kim and Kanye West are trying to have another baby which means they are apparently having sex every opportunity they can get. It’s kinda gross because Kim tells everyone about 8 seconds after they have sex that they just had sex. Her make-up artist commented about the glow she had on her face post-bathroom romp at the shoot and it’s just eeww. Khloe was standing in the corner (Still playing with her hair a gazillion times a day) while Kim was getting primped and air puking at the same time. Kim detailed the path of Kanye’s sperm making their way to her egg as her eyelash glue was drying.
Kourtney decides to visit Bruce Jenner at his bachelor pad in Malibu and check-up on him. Side note: It appears Bruce has had more plastic surgery because he does look a little different in the lips/cheek area. He seems lonely and misses his life with Kris. The Jenners have parted from the Kardashians and now it’s a house divided post-divorce.
Kyle Richards is celebrating her birthday this week (January 11th) – with a slew of celebrity friends.
Kyle and her crew enjoyed a birthday lunch at the Palm restaurant in Los Angeles. (What, no Villa Blanca?) Among Kyle’s party pals: co-star Eileen Davidson, former co-starCamille Grammer, actress Ali Landry and others – including Faye Resnick who was mis-identified by the paparazzi as Adrienne Maloof! Ouch!
Kyle showed off her birthday cake and the full guests in attendance on Facebook. (No Brandi, No Lisa) Check out the pics below!
However with a huge casting shakeup happening for season 5 in a desperate attempt to revamp the show and recapture those dismal ratings, Morally Corrupt may stage a return. Even though she doesn't want to subject herself to the horrors of a reality show ever again! #YeahRight
"Faye does not want to go back to the show. She says it is so nasty and bitchy and she just doesn’t need it," a source shares with Radar Online. But what about promoting her A-List interior design business?!
Kyle Richards headed off to Vegas this weekend for the One Night for ONE DROP Blue Carpet at Aureole at Mandalay Bay.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star was accompanied by her husband Mauricio and their daughter Alexia. Also along for the night out – Faye Resnick and Camille Grammer. It's interesting that these two in particular were out with Kyle since rumors are swirling that Camille and Faye are at the top of the list of possible new cast members for next season…
Also in attendance was Holly Madison, who you might not recognize since she dyed her hair a dark red! What do you think of Holly's new hair? Better blonde?
While hosting The Abbey's 8th Annual Christmas in September Charity Event, "Klassless Kyle" turned her wrath towards Lisa's friend Daniel DiCriscio. You may remember him as a former friend of Faye's, who sold him out once she thought she hit the big leagues interior decorating Paris Hilton's pad (which if you've seen The Bling Ring is nothing to brag about from a design standpoint).
Daniel was a guest at the event, invited presumably by Kyle, which he quickly realized was a set-up for the hair-whipping, high-kicking, splits wielding Kyle to scream at him about how much Lisa sucks and accuse of him of trying to ruin her reputation and Faye's. Lovely. Last year the two had issues at an after party for Lisa's appearance on Dancing With The Stars.
Adrienne was spotted at Bloomingdale's in Century City to show off her Beverly Hills Gypsy jewelry line. Adrienne mugged it up with her BFFS Bobby Trendy and Daniel DiCriscio. (Daniel is the former friend of Faye Resnickwho dished the dirt to us at the end of last season!). Adrienne's post-divorce boy toy Sean Stewart wasn't in attendance.
I wonder what Faye thinks about Adrienne hanging out with Daniel after he trashed her in the blogs earlier this year?
Isn't there a saying about glass houses and throwing stones? I'd like to modify it just a tad. Those who get wasted and curl up in suitcases shouldn't toss fake Birkins at those who get drunk and practically naked in public. We're all just trying to get by, right?