In her blog Teresa clarifies why “Jacqueline is a wolf in sheep’s clothing.”
But first, the Ford comment! Teresa and Juicy actually currently OWN a Ford, so duh – she would drive one for sure! Especially since Juicy can’t legally drive. But exactly how many cars do these so-called bankrupt individuals possess?
Kim D constantly stirs things up on Real Housewives of New Jersey and in some weird way I love her for that. I like how we don’t actually have to get to know Kim D or hear anything about her family/personal life, but she just comes in to cause drama and let the other ladies clean it up. I would be afraid to cross her in real life, but as a viewer, I really live for her appearances.
Now that Kim is no longer a Teresa Giudice soldier, she is coming for Treand her new BFF Melissa Gorga. Did you really think that part 1 of the RHONJ reunion would air without Kim sharing her thoughts? Of course not. Kim D is a card carrying member of Jacqueline Laurita’s squad now and she is spilling all of the tea. Honestly, I can never tell if she is telling the truth or if she is just making things up to get attention, but Kim D is always doing what she can to be a part of the conversation.
I think Siggy Flicker cried once or twice. Just for some variety.
I don’t know if someone put fire ants in Tereas’s Spanx, or what, but she was on a tear last night. She was right back in the season four reunion, anger brimming over and making a big mess. She certainly let her zen slip, didn’t she?
Siggy came on this show as a friend of Jacqueline’s so I understand why she wants people to see Jacqueline’s side in situations that are unfavorable to her, but she wouldn’t know Melissa and Teresa if she wasn’t a cast member on this show, so I don’t get why she is so torn up by them not getting along.
In honor of Halloween, last night’s finale of Real Housewives Of New Jersey was like a twisted fairy tale of modern evil, the moral being that sometimes the wrong witch gets pushed into an oven, while the other escapes on foot through the forest hoping the evil doesn’t catch up with her.
Siggy Flicker tried to reunify the group, but lunch didn’t even get served before the ladies were fleeing the coop in various states of undress. Only on Bravo do ‘ladies who lunch’ turn into ladies of the night who run Louboutin-less through a parking lot, stalking like zombies after the brainless one who got away. And over the railroad tracks to Jacqueline Laurita‘s asylum they go!