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Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Hello, Goodbye

by Mary on August 12th, 2013

Last night's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey was about reinventing the old and making it new again. Make new frienemies, but keep the old… one is faux marble and the other is faux leopard!

Teresa Giudice and Jacqueline Laurita made up and by that I mean they vowed not to appear at anymore reunions wearing dresses where the sequins turned into poison darts and and scream cheating accusations at each other's husbands. So by making amends they decided to keep each other's secrets…

Oh and Jacqueline shed her old ~~stripper~~ skin in favor of some new skin that didn't have washed up tacky tattoos on it. When did getting plastic surgery become a requisite Housewives storyline?

Things begin with Teresa and Jacqueline continuing with their "tawk". Jacqueline is clearly flustered because she forgot her translucent powder and her blotting papers. Girl was shiny as a gold lame and her hair was all mussed. Maybe she and Teresa had some sort of knock-down, drag-out, rolling on the table brawl and the footage was accidentally damaged when some Fabellini got tossed on it and that's why we didn't see it? That would explain Jacq's shininess…

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Jacqueline Laurita Defends Herself Against Teresa Giudice’s Lapses In Memory

by Reality Tea on August 5th, 2013

Teresa Giudice and Jacqueline Laurita came face to face last night, attempting to somewhat clear the air and move forward in a civil manner. The Real Housewives of New Jersey stars mutually agreed they couldn't return to being BFFs and really don't like one another, but want to be able to attend the same events without the claws coming out.

Jacqueline addressed the dinner meeting in her new blog this week. She first let it be known that she will NOT be discussing Teresa's troubles with the feds, much like Caroline Manzo's stance on WWHL. "I will not be publicly discussing anything relating to the recent news regarding Teresa and her family. I reached out to Teresa directly. I am strictly discussing the episode and how I felt at the time."

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Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap: A Clockwork Orange

by Lauren on August 5th, 2013

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Last night's Real Housewives of New Jersey was all very…orange. From Caroline Manzo's hair as she bossed around her family and tried broker a treaty between Jacqueline Laurita and Teresa Giudice to Joe Gorga's billboard extravaganza, orange was definitely the color scheme. Thankfully, it's a color I like. What I don't like is all the underhanded quips and lack of accountability, but I've learned that behavior is par for the course with this crowd!

Melissa Gorga takes her boys to visit Joe at the job site and he gets a call asking him to model on a tanning salon billboard. Mel doesn't want to join him in his highway advertising debut because Tre once did a commercial for the same salon. What a throwback! Melissa doesn't want Teresa to assume she's copying her yet again. She's content just to drive the bulldozer. All of the bouncing and shrieking and "make it stop" is probably something Joe is used to hearing in the bedroom.

Teresa is hosting the first family dinner in ages. She has her girls help her prepare the table, and they are excited to see their cousins. Teresa asks the always entertaining Melania if she plans to cook for her husband when she grows up. Um no. Melania's husband will definitely be cooking for her.

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Former Real Housewives Of New Jersey Star Danielle Staub Coughs Up More Money To Creditors; Plus See A Preview Of Tonight’s New Episode!

by Lauren on August 4th, 2013

What is it with the ladies of Real Housewives of New Jersey? Not only are they living above their means, but when they are forced to declare bankruptcy, they get accused of lying to hide assets.

On the heels of the news of Teresa and Joe Giudice's multiple indictments, Tre's former co-star and table flip victim Danielle Staub is making sure the same thing doesn't happen to her.

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Celebrities React To Teresa Giudice And Joe Giudice’s Fraud Indictment!

by Mary on August 3rd, 2013

With news of Teresa Giuidice's indictment sweeping across the twitterverse naturally friends and foes alike are going to react.

Teresa has been garnering support from some unlikely sources – including Real Housewives of New Jersey co-star Jacqueline Laurita!

Melissa Gorga agreed, "@JacLaurita amen. Enough already." Our source told us that Melissa and Poison had not reached out to Teresa after the news broke.

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Top 10 Most Outrageous And Expensive Real Housewives Of New Jersey Parties!

by Mary on August 2nd, 2013

There are two things the ladies of Real Housewives of New Jersey love: an opulent party and the inside of a courtroom! Lucky for Teresa Giudice - she gets to experience both. And she's not the only one! With bankruptcies (and rumors of them) galore, the ladies make no effort to stifle their spending.

With news of Teresa and Joe Giudice being indicted for money fraud this week we thought we’d explore the fabulicious (and fabulously over-the-top) events of the RHONJ.

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Rekindling Love & Light

by Mary on July 29th, 2013

So last night's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey was, dare I say it, fun! And positive. I was clearly watching the wrong show. Or I fell into the Twilight Zone.

While Teresa Giudice and Poison are practicing their "I Feel" statements with Dr. V in the anti-psychotic chamber, the rest of the crew (with Caroline Manzo now in attendance!) is discussing Jacqueline Laurita. Yes, Teresa blames Jacqueline for the Mayan Calendar failing to drop a house on Melissa Gorga's head. And yes, Jacqueline blames Teresa for her spontaneous combustion which left nothing but some wine corks and a pile of old tweets on Chris' pillow.

So anyway, Jacqueline is here in spirit. Evil spirit!

After Dr. V convinces Teresa and Poison they need to like spend time together not arguing and everyone hugs, Melissa comes in. I was really confused about when Tammy Faye Baker was cast on RHONJ, but there she was sitting there with Dr. V and Poison tearing up and refusing to take responsibility for anything. Huh… OH – wait – that was just Teresa with the worst, most ridiculous eye makeup ever. Seriously, she is so much prettier without the crazy eyelashes and the bad weave.

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A Court Date Set For Real Housewives of New Jersey Brawl; Jacqueline Laurita & Joe Gorga Will Face Off Against John Karagiorgis

by Mary on July 25th, 2013

Hey – remember a few months back when a big ol' brawl erupted when the Real Housewives of New Jersey stars were filming at the opening of Kim D's (KIM D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) new boutique, Posche 2?

Remember how Jacqueline Laurita reportedly ripped off her designer discount stilettos (girl's on a budg!) and whacked Johnny The Greek (aka John Karagiorgis) on the head, giving him like 10th degree brain damage. He couldn't tweet for one whole day, y'all!

And then Joe Gorga and Chris Laurita like attacked him. We've seen Poison fight, so I imagine Chris did most of the beating down. And then someone threw a sink…

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