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Real Housewives Of New Jersey’s Teresa Giudice Karma Comment Explained; Wishes Her Brother Knew Her As Well As Her Fans!

by Lauren on August 27th, 2013

No matter what happens, Teresa Giudice of Real Housewives of New Jersey will always end up smelling as sweet as a product from her Milania hair care line…at least in her own mind! After a very Zen like trip to Arizona, Teresa is still catching heat for her role (she had nothing–NOTHING–to do with it!) in Melissa Gorga stripper-gate, as well as the Karma-will-come-back-your-kids comment she made to Jacqueline Laurita. To be totally honest, I never thought Tre was targeting little Nicolas with that statement…not because she's not that mean, but because she's not that quick on her feet! I kid.

~~Someone~~ Teresa takes to her Bravo blog to set the record straight. She begins, "I was really happy after the Milania Hair Care party, because I felt like Penny had put the rumors about me being involved in any Melissa rumors to rest once and for all. Apparently, though, she didn't. I guess no one could. My brother and Melissa are going to believe whatever they want to believe — even if dead people are telling them!"

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Rest In Peace

by Mary on August 26th, 2013

I don't know what else to say about last night's Real Housewives of New Jersey except YAAAAAWN! I am so over this "reconciliation" storyline (and apparently I'm not the only one if ratings are any indication!). Let's move on and stir up a fresh new pot of drama!

So everyone is pretending they like each other to head out to Arizona and celebrate Melissa Gorga's birthday at some spa retreat. Melissa isn't feeling too good - I think what Melissa is coming down with is a bad feeling of impending drama…

Before everyone packs up their sequin-sucking chuckalina bathing suits, Teresa Giudice is doing a cooking demo at the mall for the 85 & Older Club. I mean seriously, yeah spinach will probably save your life but you likely have to start eating it before you're eligible for AARP.

Kathy Wakile shows up to support whatever it is Teresa is doing with olive oil, bread, and loud rambling. I remain focused on her hair. It's literally a hair helmet (hairmet?) at this point, all plasticy and just perched there. I'm perplexed. So is Wallpaper; she's confused about how all of the sudden Teresa is absolved of her sins? Kathy tells her, 'It's not like a sponge, Tre, you can't just wipe it over the mess with some kitchen cleaner and have it be gone. This is like a big mess - like you need a hazmat team, but hey – let's go heal on another Vacations By Bravo. Free shit is free shit, right?!' Cannoli and Wine for the Jersey Woman's Soul by Kathy!

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PHOTOS: Reality TV Stars’ Week In Pictures – August 22nd

by Reality Tea on August 22nd, 2013

Another week, another set of reality stars photographed out and about! See which of your favorite stars posed for the cameras this week!

Real Housewives of Orange County star Gretchen Rossi arrives at the Have Faith Swimgerie fashion event wearing her Teresa Giudice-inspired prison stripes mini dress.

Below you'll find Snooki (and that adorable baby of hers!), Dina Manzo, Keeping up with the Kardashians star Brody Jenner, Bethenny Frankel running errands with wet hair, Jacqueline Laurita hanging with former Jersey Shore castoffs and many more!

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Real Housewives Of New Jersey’s Jacqueline Laurita Dishes On Tummy Tucks, Her Relationship With Ashlee, And Civility With Teresa Giudice!

by Lauren on August 13th, 2013

You know, fans and co-stars (I'm looking at you Teresa Giudice) always get on Real Housewives of New Jersey's Jacqueline Laurita for her excessive tweeting. You know what I say to that? Hogwash! The woman needs to learn how to express her feelings in 160 characters or less because her Bravo blog this week was nine pages long. NINE PAGES!

In it, Jacqueline reminds herself for three pages that her goal with Teresa was to be civil, not to mend their friendship. We got. Actually, we got it the first time you wrote it! Likewise, she explains for several ~~paragraphs~~ pages why she felt the need to get the tummy tuck. I'll spare you the detailed description of her pre-surgery lingerie routine. You're welcome.

Of course, I am just giving Jacq a hard time, but I tried to only hit the highlights for you. I feel like Ross on that episode of Friends…"Yes, you went on for eighteen pages…FRONT AND BACK!"

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Hello, Goodbye

by Mary on August 12th, 2013

Last night's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey was about reinventing the old and making it new again. Make new frienemies, but keep the old… one is faux marble and the other is faux leopard!

Teresa Giudice and Jacqueline Laurita made up and by that I mean they vowed not to appear at anymore reunions wearing dresses where the sequins turned into poison darts and and scream cheating accusations at each other's husbands. So by making amends they decided to keep each other's secrets…

Oh and Jacqueline shed her old ~~stripper~~ skin in favor of some new skin that didn't have washed up tacky tattoos on it. When did getting plastic surgery become a requisite Housewives storyline?

Things begin with Teresa and Jacqueline continuing with their "tawk". Jacqueline is clearly flustered because she forgot her translucent powder and her blotting papers. Girl was shiny as a gold lame and her hair was all mussed. Maybe she and Teresa had some sort of knock-down, drag-out, rolling on the table brawl and the footage was accidentally damaged when some Fabellini got tossed on it and that's why we didn't see it? That would explain Jacq's shininess…

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Jacqueline Laurita Defends Herself Against Teresa Giudice’s Lapses In Memory

by Reality Tea on August 5th, 2013

Teresa Giudice and Jacqueline Laurita came face to face last night, attempting to somewhat clear the air and move forward in a civil manner. The Real Housewives of New Jersey stars mutually agreed they couldn't return to being BFFs and really don't like one another, but want to be able to attend the same events without the claws coming out.

Jacqueline addressed the dinner meeting in her new blog this week. She first let it be known that she will NOT be discussing Teresa's troubles with the feds, much like Caroline Manzo's stance on WWHL. "I will not be publicly discussing anything relating to the recent news regarding Teresa and her family. I reached out to Teresa directly. I am strictly discussing the episode and how I felt at the time."

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Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap: A Clockwork Orange

by Lauren on August 5th, 2013

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Last night's Real Housewives of New Jersey was all very…orange. From Caroline Manzo's hair as she bossed around her family and tried broker a treaty between Jacqueline Laurita and Teresa Giudice to Joe Gorga's billboard extravaganza, orange was definitely the color scheme. Thankfully, it's a color I like. What I don't like is all the underhanded quips and lack of accountability, but I've learned that behavior is par for the course with this crowd!

Melissa Gorga takes her boys to visit Joe at the job site and he gets a call asking him to model on a tanning salon billboard. Mel doesn't want to join him in his highway advertising debut because Tre once did a commercial for the same salon. What a throwback! Melissa doesn't want Teresa to assume she's copying her yet again. She's content just to drive the bulldozer. All of the bouncing and shrieking and "make it stop" is probably something Joe is used to hearing in the bedroom.

Teresa is hosting the first family dinner in ages. She has her girls help her prepare the table, and they are excited to see their cousins. Teresa asks the always entertaining Melania if she plans to cook for her husband when she grows up. Um no. Melania's husband will definitely be cooking for her.

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Former Real Housewives Of New Jersey Star Danielle Staub Coughs Up More Money To Creditors; Plus See A Preview Of Tonight’s New Episode!

by Lauren on August 4th, 2013

What is it with the ladies of Real Housewives of New Jersey? Not only are they living above their means, but when they are forced to declare bankruptcy, they get accused of lying to hide assets.

On the heels of the news of Teresa and Joe Giudice's multiple indictments, Tre's former co-star and table flip victim Danielle Staub is making sure the same thing doesn't happen to her.

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