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Teen Mom 2 Recap: Round Two

by Lauren on February 19th, 2013

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MTV certainly didn't give us the opportunity to miss the girls of Teen Mom 2, did they? Just last week, Dr. Drew Pinsky had his regular sit-down with Leah ~~Messer Simms~~ Calvert, Jenelle Evans, Chelsea Houska, and Kailyn Lowry. While all the moms seemed to be in a better place when speaking with Drew (well, maybe not Leah's love triangle), they quickly remind us that the moments of normalcy and good decisions are fleeting with this bunch.

Let's get started with the stupidity, shall we? Chelsea's friend comes by to visit, and Chelsea whines that her IUD fell out the other day when she was going to the bathroom. TMI. Her friend inquires as to whether Chelsea saw her doctor, but Chelsea didn't have time…Adam came over to see her for the first time in ages. Not shockingly, they pair ends up getting it on…sans condom, of course. Don't worry, y'all. She won't get pregnant because he pulled out before finishing. TMITMITMITMI!!!! I wonder how she thinks Aubree came to be…Her friend urges her to make better choices, and Chelsea whines that she doesn't have her normal "giddy for Adam" feelings. That's definitely something to be proud of as you await your period, moron!

At least Kailyn is making better choices, right? Oh wait…no. She gets upset that Jo's girlfriend is over at his house when she drops off Isaac, and she and Jo get into a physical altercation that ends with her filing for a temporary order of protection from abuse. Violence is not the answer, but I will never understand her double standard of allowing Javi around Isaac after one date while Jo's serious girlfriend is a problem. Kailyn's friend Mark (who is totally in love with her) comes over to hear her story. Mark tries to give her some sound advice, but she won't listen. I can't believe the language she uses in front of her son. Kailyn explains that she'll have temporary full custody until their hearing in two weeks. Mark just seems totally befuddled at his friend's behavior.

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Jenelle Evans Says She’s Afraid Of Courtland Rogers! Plus, Is MTV Sending The Teen Mom 2 Star Away For 30 Days?

by Mary on February 13th, 2013

Oh sweet lord Jesus, save us all from these two deplorable famewhores! In the latest travail of Jenelle Evans and the life she can't control (is this girl a Lifetime Movie plot or what?!) she and Courtland Rogers are taking allllll their dirty laundry to the media and twitter cause you know they got nothing else going on. Might I suggest getting a job! It really helps fill-up the day.

First of all, in case you weren't aware Courtland was in the hospital on suicide watch, claiming he couldn't deal with Jenelle leaving him. He has since found that "no girl is worth taking your own life."

The Teen Mom 2 star was fine with his hospitalization, because "a source" ran to RadarOnline claiming she was afraid of her ex.

“Jenelle is terrified that Courtland is going to come after her when he gets out,” the source reveals. “She knows he wants to talk to her and probably see her, and he knows where she is usually so she’s afraid that he is going to do something stupid and confront her in person.”

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Teen Mom 2 Reunion Recap: Fantasy Island

by Lauren on February 12th, 2013

It's that special time of the season we've been waiting on for what seems like eons…the season finale of Teen Mom 2. Last night, the girls and their children/parents/boyfriends/users sat down for a two hour chit chat with MTV's resident "therapist" Dr. Drew Pinsky. Wait…what's that you say? It wasn't the season finale? Mid-season finale? What the–? I have never heard of such a thing. You know what this means, right?

Let me break it down for you. Remember how last week everything wrapped up ever so nicely in the calmest ninety minutes in the show's history? Jenelle Evans and mom Barbara seemed to be mending their relationship. Leah Messer Simms Calvert Insert Next Husband's Name Here realized she needed to move on from Corey now that she's pregnant with her new fiance's baby. Kailyn Lowry began a new romance and was working to co-parent with Jo, and Chelsea Houska finally passed her GED. Things were in a good place.

Of course, leave it to MTV to make sure the true finale will be total chaos. Next week the insanity of broken relationships, drug abuse, and violence spirals out of control when we are treated to the midseason premiere. I can't keep up, so let's just focus on last night's drama, shall we? Take it away, Dr. Drew!

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PHOTOS: Reality TV Stars’ Twitter Pictures Roundup – February 9th

by Melissa on February 9th, 2013

Our favorite reality TV stars can’t get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to Twitter to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite photos from the Twitterverse this week! Enjoy!

Above: Real Housewives of Miami star Karent Sierra with Lisa Vanderpump: Miami meets Beverly Hills. Great dinner.

Below you’ll find Twitter pics from Kandi Burruss, Harvin Eadon, Taylor Armstrong, Jenelle Evans, NeNe Leakes, Scheana Marie, and more.

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Teen Mom 2 Star Jenelle Evans’ Divorce Will Take A Year; Plus Courtland Rogers On Suicide Watch!

by Mary on February 7th, 2013

When you're Jenelle Evans there is never a dull moment. Which is probably a bad thing! In the latest travail of the Teen Mom 2 star's life it looks like her divorce will faaar outlast her marriage. She's on Kim Kardashian time apparently!

Jenelle was married for only a couple months before she separated and had six assault charges filed against husband Courtland Rogers and moved back in with ex-fiance (whom she also accused of assault!) Gary Head.

Jenelle's ~~overworked~~ attorney reveals, however, that unfortunately while marriage came easy, divorce will not! “North Carolina requires a one year separation period before she’s even elligible to be divorced,” Jenelle’s lawyer, Dustin R. T. Sullivan, shares with HollywoodLife.com. ~~BWHAHAHA!~~

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: The Mid-Season Finale Calm Before The Final Storm Of Teen Mom 2 Craziness!

by Lauren on February 5th, 2013

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So, we are in the midst of what may be the longest stint of Teen Mom 2 in the history of the world. Last night's "mid-season finale" was even ninety minutes long…because it takes a long time to bid farewell to Jenelle Evans, Leah Messer Calvert, Chelsea Houska, and Kailyn Lowry. Not that they will be gone for long…we'll be treated to a two-hour reunion special next Monday, and then another twelve episode arc starts the week afterwards. That's when the true crazy is going to begin!

Last night's episode begins with a phone call from Jeremy. Leah, shocked she got pregnant so quickly (must I remind her of her first date with Corey?), has yet to tell him the good news. Jeremy is also in disbelief that it happened so fast, but he's nervous and excited. Leah commends Jeremy on waiting until he was the ripe old age of twenty-three to have a child…not sixteen like she was.

Chelsea is taking Aubree to check out day cares in the event she passes her GED and gets to start "hair school." Man, she's even whiny when questioning the day care instructor! The director calms her fears regarding leaving Aubree for the first time and stresses the need for Aubree to socialize at this age. Chelsea smacks her gum in agreement.

Kailyn is prepping for Isaac's second birthday and spending a lot of time with Javi. Why are guys drawn to her blunt sarcasm? Javi wonders if he'll ever get out of the friend zone. Kailyn assures him that being invited to Isaac's party is a good sign. Meanwhile, Jo and his new girlfriend are discussing how well Jo and Kailyn have been co-parenting lately. They are, however, having separate parties for their son. Jo wants Kailyn to meet his girlfriend, and his girlfriend thinks that Kailyn would want to know who is hanging around her son. She offers to write Kailyn a letter to break the ice.

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Is MTV Going To Cancel Teen Mom 2 Because Jenelle Evans Is A “Liability”? Plus, Kailyn Lowry Reveals Bipolar Diagnosis!

by Mary on January 31st, 2013

Uh-oh is Teen Mom 2's biggest trainwreck about to be the show's undoing? According to a new report 'The Curse of Amber Portwood' may strike again!

With Teen Mom 3 about to roll out and Jenelle Evans unraveling before MTV cameras' very lenses, sources tell E! News that MTV has serious concerns about continuing with the show that broadcasts and publicizes all her chaos to the world.

MTV famously canceled Teen Mom in part because Amber's life became so out of control that it was damaging the show. And it seems TM2 may suffer a similar fate because of Jenelle's dangerous behaviors.

Teen Mom 2 is "definitely on its way out," a source close to the network reveals! MTV "is planning to air the fourth season this year and will announce the premiere date soon."

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Teen Mom 2′s Jenelle Evans Moves In With Gary Head; Courtland Says They Tried To Run Him Off The Road!

by Reality Tea on January 30th, 2013

This Teen Mom 2 trainwreck just keeps chugging along – with Jenelle Evans in the conductor's seat and we're just her passengers, along for the wild ride.

To recap the past few weeks: Jenelle got married, Jenelle got pregnant, Jenelle dumped new hubby, Jenelle filed assault charges against said hubby, and then Jenelle miscarried her baby.

This week, Jenelle moved in with old flame (and formerly accused abuser, necklace stealer, and door-kicker-inner) Gary Head, accused Courtland Rogers of trying to run her off the road and Courtland tried to cozy up to Gary's lovely lady. Just another 48 hours in the life of Jenelle.

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