Hold onto your wine glasses because a bigger trainwreck than Jenelle Evans is headed your way. Yes, Jenelle's idol Ke$ha just announced that she will be unveiling a new "docu-series" (fancy way of saying reality show) about her life on MTV.
Oh goody – Jenelle and Ke$ha will be co-stars, well kinda. They'll be sharing a network at least. Cue the comparisons for who is a bigger mess starting: now!
Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life will chronicle her journey from noname mess to household name (and symbol) mess. SheKnows reports that each 30 minute episode will feature a portion of Ke$ha's rise from wannabe popstar to superstar and is produced by her brother, an award-winning filmmaker named Lagan Sebert.
Is it just me, or do these girls get dumber the longer this season of Teen Mom 2 continues? It's like, they do something stupid, and I'm convinced that they can't top their own stupidity, and then BAM! The next episode happens, and they've proven me wrong. Case in point…on last night's episode, Leah Messer Calvert took out her IUD because she wants her kids to be close in age. Pay no attention to the fact that at this point she's only known Jeremy for two months. Jenelle Evans admits she slept with her best friend's boyfriend around the time she got pregnant, so she doesn't know for certain who Jace's father is. Chelsea Houska was more concerned about Adam's twenty-first birthday than studying for her GED, and Kailyn Lowry brought yet another dude into Isaac's life. I can't wait to see what they have in store for us next week!
After the twins' birthday party, Leah drops off the twins with Corey. He's lamenting (well, not really…he's be lamenting if he knew what it meant) about what to get the girls for their birthday since they already have every toy under the sun. Leah tells him she got them a Barbie jeep before riding off into the sunset for a romantic getaway with Jeremy. They head up to a cabin in the mountains, and Leah is blown away by the coziness of it all. Plus, there's a hot tub! Jeremy sneakily hides what I'm assuming is an engagement ring in a vase in the den. I'm just glad these crazy kids are taking it slow.
Jo has Isaac for the weekend, and Kailyn has a date with Javi. I'm getting that Kailyn's favorite restaurant is a diner. Javi is studying criminal justice in school, and he wants to be a cop. They flirt, eat, and cut to the chase as far as dating, Isaac, and Jo are concerned. Seriously, what is up with these girls throwing themselves into relationships? It's a breakfast date, not an interview for a spouse.
Is your head spinning yet? Mine totally is. Jenelle revealed that she went to the hospital earlier this week with complications related to her pregnancy, however Courtland claims his now estranged wife has been using drugs while pregnant. That was yesterday.
And today a source told RadarOnline that Jenelle's pregnancy ended. “Jenelle lost the baby this morning,” a friend shares. Jenelle was 8 weeks pregnant. “She’s sad and upset, but she’ll make it through." This morning after bantering with twitter users, Jenelle suddenly tweeted “F**KKKKKKKKK”
The drama that surrounds Jenelle Evans seriously never ends. Today's news: assault charges, moving on with a "good" friend, continued drug abuse claims, and new baby mama drama.
Jenelle's attorney, Dustin R.T. Sullivan, told E! News that the Teen Mom 2 star has filed charges – four counts of assault on a female with an unborn child – against soon-to-be ex-husbandCourtland Rogers. According to Dustin, Jenelle was "physically assaulted over a period of time" but seems to be "very concerned about her general health and well-being."
Facing a maximum 150 days in jail per charge, Courtland tweeted, "She has put me threw [through] hell and back and I ALWAYS been the best man I could for her. I am devastated and my whole family knows I didn't do that."
We are now officially ten episodes into this season of Teen Mom 2, and I worry that there is no end in sight. All of the girls seem to be mirroring each other's behavior. Jenelle Evans moves, then Leah Messer moves. Jenelle drops out of school, Leah drops out of school. Kailyn Lowry gets a new place, Chelsea Houska wants a fenced-in backyard. I guess I should be glad that they are all pretty interchangeable, right?
Kailyn has decided against moving to Texas to be fair to Jo. He is excited to hear that she plans to stay in Pennsylvania. She informs him that when her lease is up, she plans to look for another home about twenty minutes away. Does Jo minds driving twenty minutes back and forth to see his son? Um, I think Jo is glad that he doesn't have to travel back and forth to Texas! While Jo has Isaac, Kailyn decides to go bowling with Gigi and some of her friends. Kailyn is paired up with Gigi's friend Javi, and she thinks he's really cute…cute enough to marry?
It's like a rollercoaster in the lives of Teen Mom 2'sJenelle Evans (now Rogers) and her new husband Courtland. The young couple tied the knot in December and announced Jenelle's pregnancy just last week, but it seems every day is rife with extreme highs and lows for these two.
The two spent the last week talking baby names, showing off Jenelle's growing belly, having hopes of regaining custody of Jace. After spending yesterday running errands with Jenelle's son, Jace, it seems that the family bliss came to a screeching halt some time in the night. Right after posting about having seven months to prove himself as a good dad, Courtland went out and got wasted, while Jenelle slept at home, unaware what was up.
The reality star hit up Twitter when she realized what was going on, sharing "ARE YOU F****** KIDDING ME? @courtyb11 wow". We're assuming this is the point when Jenelle woke up and realized Courtland had ran off to party. This morning she Tweeted, "Heartbroken in half completely. And just to think I fooled myself into thinking I was happy, happiness doesn't exist it seems like. Just when I'm around my one and only."
Talking to MTV, Jenelle said she was surprised to find out she was pregnant after missing just "a few" birth control pills, adding, "I know a lot of people will say we’re not ready, or judge me from my past. I want to prove to everyone that I can do this. This wasn’t planned, but it happened so we’re taking it as we go."
"Courtland and I are happy and excited now," Jenelle continued. "We have our own place, we’re married, and we’re both working. We know having a child can be difficult, but we’re going to do our best.” After the news broke, Courtland tweeted, "Feels great to be sober and actually get to experience all of this!!! Especially with my WIFE!! @PBandJenelley_1 I love u so much!"