Joanna Krupa

RHOM’s Joanna Krupa Talks Adriana DeMoura Slap…Yet Again

by Lauren on November 7th, 2012

Oh my God, just shut up about it already! I enjoy a lingerie party as much as the next gal (false!), but I'm so tired of Joanna Krupa talking about getting slapped by Adriana DeMoura. I'd rather poke out my eye with sharp pencil or read through my Facebook news feed the day after the election. It's all equally painful!

The Real Housewives of Miami star had my support after the initial episode aired, but then I watched her on Watch What Happens Live. At that point I lost whatever respect I had for her, and this is even after I saw the picture of her in a see-through shirt. I mean, who are these people?

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Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Psychic Warfare

by Mary on November 2nd, 2012

Last night on Real Housewives of Miami there were dueling psychics, dueling ladies in formal wear, and um… yeah just a lot of straight up unhappiness. If last week's episode was all the debauchery, hedonism, and human sacrifices of Ancient Rome, last night's episode was the aftermath of war.

It's the day of the annual Blacks Gala and everyone is quite positive no one's nipples will hang out, no one will be thrown into pool Dynasty style, and no one will be doing tequila shots or getting slapped in the face. Oh, no instead they'll be milling around in couture gowns and spending $14,000 bidding on an evening at the Playboy Mansion. The only thing Fembot Fakenstein's boobgerie slapfest has in common with the Black Gala is some of the attendees – and that includes Joe "Cameratime" Francis. Doesn't he have some checks to be writing to Steve Wynn? $40 Million of them to be exact.

In preparation for the gala, Lea Black is rushing around clutching a bright pink Birkin as if it's an extra appendage. A third arm that is merely a formality and is crap at the useful things like moving tables and directing quack psychics on how to turn glass into music and peace.

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Who Wore It Best: Joanna Krupa & Melissa Gorga Edition

by Reality Tea on November 1st, 2012

As I was preparing the mega photo post for yesterday, I realized I had seen Joanna Krupa's Lia open back puffy paint dress by Holt (from Reve Boutique) before – on Melissa Gorga a few weeks ago at Mohegan Sun Casino, where she partied it up with Joe Gorga and Scott Disick.

Naturally we had to do a poll! Tell us below – who wore it best?

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PHOTOS: Reality TV Stars’ Week In Photos – October 31st

by Reality Tea on October 31st, 2012

Catch up with your favorite reality TV stars with an all new photo post!

Above: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards attends a 'Shop All Things Pink' event for breast cancer awareness and research, at Alene Too Regency Court in Boca Raton, Florida.

Below you'll find favorites like La La Anthony, Lisa Vanderpump, Joanna Krupa, Kourtney Kardashian, JWoww showing off her nerdy side, Christina Aguilera in a trashy Halloween costume, Jill Zarin hitting the tennis court and more!

Photo Credit: WENN.com

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PHOTOS: Joanna Krupa & Karent Sierra Brave Superstorm Sandy Together! Plus, Adriana de Moura Talks Nipplegate on RHOM

by Mary on October 31st, 2012

Hurricane (or Superstorm) Sandy has officially passed, but unfortunately it left devastating damage in its wake. We hope all of our readers and reality stars were safe during the storm.

Karent Sierra and Joanna Krupa were stranded in NYC during the storm after their appearance on Watch What Happens Live Sunday night.

Together the two ladies partied at the Bowery Hotel while waiting out the storm – and lucky for them they had some run-ins with celebrities Denise Richards and and Michelle Rodriguez (of course Karent tweeted about it and posted a ton of photos!) The Real Housewives of Miami stars spent their downtime posting zillions of pictures of their forced slumberparty and now claim they are "closer than ever." Below are photos of the ladies hunkered down and braving #Sandy.

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Reality Stars React To Frakenstorm, aka Hurricane Sandy!

by Mary on October 29th, 2012

Well, it's Hurricane Sandy out there. I've already hunkered down with chicken wing dip and a vain hope that I won't lose power or internet while the winds howl wildly. And I'm not the only one, plenty of reality stars are stranded on the east coast trying to brave the hurricane.

We hope everyone is safe and in a comfortable place to ride out the storm!

Below are some of their reactions on twitter! Above Real Housewives of Miami star Karent Sierra wrote: "Waiting for the hurricane… with Joanna Krupa." Both are stranded in NYC after a WWHL appearance!

Poor Kalyn Braun is currently in New Jersey braving through the storm!

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Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Blurry Edges

by Mary on October 29th, 2012

So last night was really something! Was this DYNASTY or Real Housewives of Miami? I mean a pool fight between queens? Angry ladies in negligees screaming? Champagne glasses being flung? Bitchslapping and accusations flying? Booze and bitching galore? I love it

And in the center of it all stood a series of blurred out nipples over surgically altered boobs. Just the casualties of a lingerie party, I suppose.

Joanna Krupa is a curious case, isn't she? She's pretty as an angel but she's like a Transformer. She appears like an apparition all soft blonde light and sparkling blue eyes, sweet pink pout and then BOOM! Her hair turns to razor blades that will slice you, her mouth is filled with fire, bullets flying from her nipples (all three of them!), and her eyes become like shards of glass. Joanna will cut a bitch. She will stalk her prey and maul them like a wild beast hungry for dinner. Maybe that's the problem – none of these ladies eat enough and the hunger drives them crazy.

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EXCLUSIVE: Reality Tea Speaks To Lea Black About Real Housewives Of Miami – Part One!

by Mary on October 28th, 2012

Ahhhh… there's a huge storm brewing off the coast. And things will get wild, crazy, and unpredictable. And that's just Real Housewives of Miami! Don't even get me started on Hurricane Sandy.

This week Reality Tea spoke with Lea Black about RHOM and we got some dirt on tonight's shocking episode where Adriana de Moura bitch slaps Joanna Krupa silly – all while wearing next to nothing mind you. Now I've never been to a lingerie party that didn't turn into a crazy mess (OK, so I've only been to one and it was from my college days and I didn't really wear lingerie) – and Lea agrees. Her take on what happened: "The drama's organic. I don't think any of the drama on this show is contrived drama. These girls they can't hold back when they want to!"

Lea said the slap is "just the beginning." Adding, "These girls, the dynamic between them is just… explosive."

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