We've all been wondering when it would happen, but Juicy Jucidice is finally getting his day in court! The Real Housewives of New Jerseystar, who has the distinction of being the worst Reality TV hubby ever, will be headed to trial on April 1!
Unsurprisingly Teresa Giudice will be by his side day-after-day. Think of the glorious courthouse outfits. Squeeeee! “Teresa could be the star witness if we need to call her,” Joe’s attorney Miles Feinsteinconfirms with RadarOnline.
“And even if she doesn’t testify she will be there every day for him because she completely supports him. She wants Joe to win this case!”
Caroline was seen meeting with one Dr. Dov Rand learning about treatments for her foul mood. Hopefully she didn't listen too carefully to his advice, because Starcasm reports the good doctor is headed to jail for the next five months and was just fined $30,000!
Dr. Rand pleaded guilty in federal court for accepting kickbacks in exchange for patient referrals to Orange Community MRI. Dr. Rand, along with 12 other NJ doctors, were arrested last December and charged with taking money in exchange for recommending Medicare and Medicaid patients for tests they may not necessarily need.
If we've learned anything from the ladies of Real Housewives of New Jersey, it's that blood is thicker than water…unless, of course, one of your family members refuses to hate on the same person you despise or tries to write a better cookbook with family recipes. Then, all bets are off! Basically, blood is thicker than water until someone tries to show up your sketchy accomplishments. It's funny really. When someone in my family succeeds, my first instinct is to be proud and supportive. I clearly have a lot to learn from Teresa Giudice, et al.
While she's not necessarily the biggest cheerleader for some of her family counterparts, Teresa will always stand by her man. And, let's be honest, Juicy Joe needs her. His drivers license hangs in the balance. That's serious, y'all!
Rumor has it Joe and Teresa Giudice aren't as content with four kids as they once said!
The Real Housewives of New Jersey stars are reportedly thinking about trying for baby #5 so they can fulfill their dream of having a son – and already have his name picked out!
Teresa herself told InTouch's new issue, “Joe really wants a boy. And he said we should get a surrogate to carry it!”
A show "insider" also tells the magazine that Teresa had been against expanding their brood, but she's ready to cave because it's what Juicy so desperately wants. “He is really pressuring her. If that’s what he wants, she may just give in.”
Perhaps Teresa and Joe Giudice are getting all their sex out of the way just in case Joe does time in the slammer, but whatever the case the Real Housewives of New Jersey star dishes to Star Magazine that Joe just can't keep his hands off of her or other women allegedly.
“My secret to a great marriage is to make sure you give it to him every night,” Teresa advises.
She elaborates: “My husband is always poking me in bed, and I think, ‘Can’t I have a night off?’” Never missing an opportunity to plug her product – like a good little Bravo minion – Teresa claims her Fabellini wine is the perfect aphrodisiac!
“It gets me in the mood, and Joe just shows up." Thank you for that vomit inducing visual and now I need to go get my mind erased.
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