Perhaps Teresa and Joe Giudice are getting all their sex out of the way just in case Joe does time in the slammer, but whatever the case the Real Housewives of New Jersey star dishes to Star Magazine that Joe just can't keep his hands off of her or other women allegedly.
“My secret to a great marriage is to make sure you give it to him every night,” Teresa advises.
She elaborates: “My husband is always poking me in bed, and I think, ‘Can’t I have a night off?’” Never missing an opportunity to plug her product – like a good little Bravo minion – Teresa claims her Fabellini wine is the perfect aphrodisiac!
“It gets me in the mood, and Joe just shows up." Thank you for that vomit inducing visual and now I need to go get my mind erased.
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TELL US – SEXYTIMES WITH JOE AND TERESA: DO WE NEED TO KNOW?
Reality Tea was able to obtain a copy of the talking points. Topic 1) How To Ignore Being Called A C-U-Next-Tuesday on National Television Topic 2) Stand By Your Man… Even When He Embarrasses The Hell Out Of You 3) Cheating? Pshaw… Even Proof Can't Convince Me! 4) Jailhouse Loving**
This weekend the Gorgadices (minus Joe Gorga who has been battling a nasty case of the flu!) gathered together to try their hand at this family party thing one more time. Teresa Giudice and hubby Joe threw a big ole shindig to celebrate Gia's 12th birthday and (of course) the Bravo cameras were there to catch the whole thing for our season 5 viewing pleasure. Also in attendance: Kim DePaola and newcomerJennifer Dalton.
If the saying "a picture is worth 1000 words" is true, we're going to assume that things are hardly going okay. And if we're judging by photos alone, Kim D. looks to be at the center of some major shit stirring. You're shocked, right?
So, if you were hoping for a little bit of Kumbaya 'round the fire and no more drama, you may not want to read on and maybe skip down to the photo gallery at the very very bottom of the page! If you were secretly making plans to watch something else on Sunday nights when you heard rumors of a drama-free RHONJ season, don't delete it from your DVR just yet and keep scrolling for your glimmer of hope!
Guess what, y'all? Real Housewives of New Jersey'sTeresa Giudice isn't divorcing Juicy Joe after Christmas! She's waiting for Groundhog's Day…it's more appropriate. Not that I thought all the rumors were a publicity stunt or anything, cough, cough. Of course Teresa is on hand to debunk any divorce gossip that may be heading her way. I can't say I blame her.
At a recent NephCure fundraiser, Teresa was quick to put the kibosh on any talk that she and Joe were heading in different directions. I'll be honest….I never thought that Teresa would engage in such a public divorce. She knows where her bread is buttered. No, it's not with Joe, but it's with the publicity she gets as a reality star who is married to someone whose relationship often makes or breaks the tabloids. Tre has to be totally exhausted.
Tom MurroaskedJacqueline what motivated her to return to the show when she seemed so unhappy during the reunion and with her co-stars. Jacqueline's response: "Several things make me stay, contracts and the money of course, but also because I know my son will get so much help and support from others."
"As much as this helps us, we can help others in a big way," Jacqueline added. "We can use the platform to raise awareness and do so much good."
In a new interview with Star Magazine, Teresa is once again defending Juicy and insisting he "loves" the gays!
"Joe came to the gay bar with me, and we had so much fun!” Teresa shares. “It’s so obvious he is not at all homophobic." Well, maybe he should stop using the F-word that rhymes with hag colloquially. Should I define that for the Giu-DOUCHE-es?