Yesterday there were quite a few reports that with Melissa and Poison Gorga attending Teresa Giudice's Milania Hair Care launch, the families were burying the hatchet and finally getting along.
Imagine – a Real Housewives of New Jersey filled with peace, love, and siblings that speak to each other. No one would watch, right? Well before anyone jumps the gun and assumes that all is tranquil, Poison is setting the record straight.
And OF COURSE everyone still hates each other. Le sigh. “It’s a dirty situation right now,” Poisontells RumorFix.
Despite Melissa and Teresa both agreeing to film another season together (possibly their last as Teresa continues to make moves towards her own show) in the hopes of rebuilding their relationship, Joe says “they are not in a good place.”
There is apparently never a dull moment when you are a cast member of Real Housewives of New Jersey! And there seems to be no shortage of enemies and people from Melissa Gorga's past threatening to expose her at any moment. Is this how CIA agents feel, too?
The latest person claiming to have salacious details about Melissa's pre-Poison Gorga life is her ex-boyfriend "Bryan". Going by the twitter handle @bulldog_nj, he is coming out of the woodwork promising to drop an "atomic bomb" that will expose her lying and double-dealing to get on the show and make a name for herself.
For all of you hoping for a newer, classier, gentler Real Housewives of New Jersey, it ain't gonna happen! Apparently following last year's reunion and an off-season of being accused of things she didn't do, Teresa Giudice intends to make this season her act of vengeance!
Teresa has been watching V For Vendetta (or Days Of Our Lives) and practicing her wordsmithing so she can really go to battle against her family and former friends, who she believes have trashed her and dragged her through the mud unnecessarily.
“Teresa is not going to take any shit from her family members!" a source tells RadarOnline. "She felt like everyone ganged up on her last season and she has been dishing it out herself so far this season.” Oh god… I really do need to watch this show under the influence of sedatives, because I'm not sure I can take it.
Oh good lord, after two seasons of the same exact nonsense – and even the same exact feuds – on Real Housewives of New Jersery, Bravo isn't bothering to change the storyline on one of it's biggest cashcows. Please let the ratings suck. I swear this feud is fake and only generated for ratings.
RadarOnline is reporting that Kim D is behind some more drama this season when her jewelry party proved to be the stomping ground for some Gorga sibling nonsense! Of course Kim D has a jewelry line (Why?!) and of course Kim D is behind the set-up of inviting both Poison Gorga andTeresa Giudice to the same event. Does Kim get a producer credit? She must be a mole who doubles as both a player and producer, amirite?
I mean why would Kim D invite supposed enemyMelissa Gorga if not for the express purpose of creating a toxic venue perfect for squabbling. #transparent Most people outgrow bickering with their siblings – apparently NOT the Gorgas! Can we get Super Nanny involved?
Well, well… didn't I predict this would be the next big Housewives product on the horizon. Not five minutes after Phaedra Parks and Apollo Nida came out with Phine Body the first copycats are arriving!
Melissa Gorga announced on twitter that she and Poison Gorga are producing their own workout DVD. Cause e'rybody wants to look like they work at Lookers. I predict they'll call it Poisonous Body By MeGo and JoGo. Oh dear… Jersified workout gear coming soon!