I always assumed Kim Kardashian's new blonde hair was in an attempt to look like Beyonce, but nope – turns out that's not the right blonde icon. Because according to Kanye West, Kim is the new Marilyn Monroe. I really just cannot even dignify that with a comment except to burst out laughing. This is your brain on egotrip, kids!
Speaking to Chicago's Power 105 Radio, Kanye continued to spout off in yet another insanity-laced rant. I mean it's bad enough he tried to say Kim is better than Michelle Obama (she's not), but now he's comparing his creativity to that of Disney innovator Walt Disney. “I’m more like, a Walt Disney or something.”
Nobody seems to learn that Kanye West doesn't take it well when his art is made fun of! Seth Rogen and James Franco just shared this hilarious spoof of Kanye's music video "Bound2", with Seth playing the part of shirtless Kim Kardashian.
The two were working together on the set of their upcoming movie "Interview" and decided to take a little break. They recreated the Bound2 video shot for shot.
I hope Seth and James are prepared for the Twitter fury that Kanye is about to unleash on them. They should've consulted Jimmy Kimmel first. Although he didn't say much after the SNL spoof, did he?
Who can keep up with the ever-changing stories of Kim Kardashian and her kemistry-challenged love Kanye West. Seriously… Bound 2… cannot recover from the travesty.
But aside from all that, Kim and Kanye believe you want to see more of their photoshopped and forced relationship on TV, which is why they're probably planning a televised wedding. Of course. Somewhere Kris Jenner is STILL jumping up and down for joy!
Kanye has apparently had quite the change of heart since wanting Kimmie to share less of her personal life, because now he is definitely Keeping Up With The Kardashians!
Kanye, of course, has a lot of parameters about how a filmed wedding would go down. "If they choose to film the wedding, it will be filmed by them, not a TV crew. And they'd sell it to a network," a source tells Us Weekly.
Kanye West dropped his latest bit of genius on us via the Ellen DeGeneres Show, his new music video for 'Bound 2' – featuring fiancee Kim Kardashian.
Kim is striking sexy poses while laying on a motorcycle and then straddles Kanye topless while sitting on the same motorcycle as some arty sexy stuff happens. Clearly we may not be evolved enough or intelligent enough to understand the deep, deep meaning of this work of artistic genius. But he's allowing us to watch it anyway.
The video and lyrics are a little NSFW, so be careful if you have little ones running around.
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Saturday Night Live better prepare for the wrath of Kanye West because they should know he doesn't take kindly to being made fun of – just ask Jimmy Kimmel! This weekend SNL spoofed Kim Kardashian and her temperamental fiance with "Waking Up with Kimye", a hilarious look at what a Kimye-hosted talk show might look like.
Lady Gaga was this weekend's host and got in on the fun, playing an Apple genius bar employee.