So what's the big reveal? Elementary, my dear Watson! I've determined that Kim is just being a stellar fiance to Kanye West. All of this Instagram craziness is just her way to make us all realize that the tiny rapper's Bound 2 video is an actual work of art. I mean, compared to Kim's latest postings, it is…right? Slow clap, Kimmie. Slow. Clap.
The duo has already taken Miami in one of the family's bazillion spin-offs, and if it isn't broke, why fix it? Kris Jenner is determined to shove her offspring down our throats in as many ways possible, and this time the folks of East Hampton will have to sacrifice their summer for some reality vapidness. Somewhere the Countess is rolling her eyes!
Kim Kardashian went see-through again last night as she made her way to an appearance on Seth Meyers' late night show in a gray dress. During the interview Kim revealed that baby North West peed onKanyein one of their Vogue photos. "North peed on Kanye in that shot. He was trying to tell me. I had to get up and clean him off."
I'm not a big fan of this dress, but there are photos in the gallery where Kim is dressed down in jeans and heels. I thinkshe looks best that way and she looks more comfortable, too!
Also spotted out so far this week: Coco Austin promoting her new "Coco Licious" Collection. And Rachel Zoe promoting her new book. The Dancing with the Stars pros and contestants were hard at work again as they made their way to practice.
Speaking to TMZ, Reza said, "That is some desperate sh-t."
"That is some desperate sh-t," repeated Reza. "He had to have her standing behind him to get her on that mother f–king cover." Reza went on to suggest Kanye PAID for the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star's Vogue cover.
And the backlash begins…Anna Wintour can't be surprised that fashionable hell has broken loose since revealing Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will be gracing the upcoming cover of Vogue. Sure, the magazine's editor-in-chief is the unlikely biffle of the angry tiny rapper, but I figured she'd stick to her guns about featuring Kimmie Kakes in the iconic magazine. Clearly, I was wrong! Anna even addresses her decision in her letter from the editor. She wants you to stop hating on Kim, y'all!
People reacted immediately to the announcement, with one celebrity going all vampire slayer on the situation. After learning the news, legitimate celebrity Sarah Michelle Gellartweeted, "Well…I guess I'm canceling my Vogue subscription. Who's with me?" Her diss was retweeted almost 10,000 times and favorited more than 12,000. Ouch. In light of SMG's sting, Kim's bestie Jonathan Cheban felt the need to respond. Of course he did! Let's begin with Anna though, shall we?
This may be the saddest thing I've ever written. The rumors are true, Kim Kardashian has indeed landed the cover of Vogue. I don't know how. I don't know why, and it all but confirms that the magazine which has been in a slump for years has officially fallen to disgrace. (Ok, so that's my opinion at least).
Kim and fiance Kanye West grace the cover together under the caption "The Fashionable Live And Surreal Times #WorldsMostTalkedAboutCouple" Fashionable should be used loosely. And talked about isn't exactly a compliment, but Kimmie Kakes has certainly arrived. Hopefully she'll be a little better dressed at this year's MET Gala. #NotLikely
The angriest little man in show business took a plea deal over assaulting a photog at LAX, but now the paparazzi is taking Kanye to court! Daniel Ramos, who sued Kanye, is determined not to settle out of court for a payout and wants his case against Kanye to go to trial.
Don't talk smack about Khloe Kardashian on Twitter unless you're prepared for an all out tweet battle! The outspoken reality star has never been shy about speaking her mind in one hundred and sixty characters or less, but who needs long multi-tweet diatribes when she can just drop the f-bomb?
This time around, Khloe is hashing it out (hashtagging it out??) with the producer of an Australian morning show who is claiming that the Keeping up with the Kardashians star abruptly peaced out of a telephone interview after being asked about sister Kim'sdaughter with Kanye West. Seeing as Khloe seems to love gushing about niece North West, I kind of believe Khloe's version of events…