TGIF! It's time for an update on those kooky (jooky?) Kardashian/Jenners! First up, the kids are expressing koncern over Kris' kocktail intake. Does Kris like to imbibe a little too frequently, or just when her daughters are tweeting? Well, I guess technically if she was drinking whenever her girls were tweeting, she'd never NOT be drinking…
Finally, Khloe addresses the fans regarding Kim's recent emergency trip to the doctor. Girlfriend needs to slow it down with all the traveling and appearances, and she needs to stay out of the limelight. What's good for Kimye, Jr. is good for the rest us, right?
Well, there goes the neighborhood! I'm sorry to let the good people of Bel Air that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are so eager to live in their zip code that no amount of money can convince them otherwise. I guess they don't really need the money…
As you know, the couple spent $9 million on a mansion in January, and rumors immediately started swirling around that they were going to turn around and sell it. Not so. They can't wait to borrow a cup of sugar from Jennifer Aniston, I'm sure!
Kim Kardashian tells the new issue of Cosmo, out on newsstands March 5th, that she is the calm one when it comes to stressful situations. She also dishes on pregnancy, marriage,Kanye West and more. Here's a sneak peek at the interview.
On being judgmental when Kourtney got pregnant in 2009: “I was like, ‘You’re not married! How could you do this?’ I was really firm and strict. But she was like, ‘Marriage isn’t what I want.’ And later, I realized she had a better family life than I did.”
On having a baby: “I’ve always said that I wanted kids, but I don’t think I ever would have been ready until now.”
On her relationship with Kanye West: “Sometimes you’re just not ready. A person could have it all, and you’re not ready for it all. But this is where I probably always should have been…[marriage] is something I know that we both want in our future, but I don’t have this sense of urgency about it. I have this best friend who understands me and helps me through all my tough experiences, and vice versa, you know? It just feels like this is it for me.”
Wendy thinks Kanye was looking to "have a pretty baby" and since he had long been infatuated with Kim, he decided to turn to her to get the job done. Wendy predicts Kanye will never see Kim as more than a "baby muva" and will dump her once their child is born because he'll get tired of her.
The reality hoegul, who on the most recent episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami was just lambasting and berating sister Kourtney Kardashian for putting her small children before the demands of the Kardashian dynasty, has just announced that she too would like to abandon reality TV for her personal life!
In a recent interview with DuJour Magazine, Kim announced her intentions to quit Keeping Up With The Kardashians after season 9, which is due to begin filming soon and will air in the fall. Kim says Kanye encouraged her decision to leave reality TV, or what she calls "the best family movie ever."
Photographer Robert Weber says Kim reminds him of the iconic Elizabeth Taylor (he was good friends with her). “I didn’t know Kim loved Elizabeth Taylor before we met, but I imagined she would. The great thing about Kim is that she’s so strong and independent, but she also makes you want to take care of her. Working with her made me really miss Elizabeth.”
Kim on her fashion choices: “I think because I have big boobs it could make me look heavier if I don’t, like, show off my waist or something, so I just have kind of learned to dress one way only,” she says. “Khloé can wear flowy, pretty things because she’s really tall. Kourtney is, like, really little. I’m just kind of in between, so it doesn’t really work.”
Sure, Kim Kardashian is super annoying, self-absorbed, and mind-numbingly vapid, but she sure does post some entertaining pictures on her Instagram. Case in point? The picture above, which she aptly captioned "Bo Derek braids." Let's discuss for a moment, shall we? Ignoring the fact that Bo Derek is likely extremely insulted (and rightfully so), I am so distracted by her make-up. And does that ring say "couture?" Anything but…she looks like she belongs on Solid Gold. Even Kanye West is so embarrassed that he has to hide his face. Oddly enough, I am kind of feeling his gold studded plaid flannel. I know, I know. It's probably just the only thing in the picture I can slightly compliment.
I've got some more Kimmie K. pictures for you after the jump…as well as an update with Kim's divorce proceedings with Kris Humphries. It's neverending. Happy weekend, y'all!