"Kar-dashing through L.A., a pimp momager in tow, a baby with Kanye, a sex tape doesn't make her a —OOOOHHH Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! It's Christmas time with the famewhoring klan of K-W-U-T-K!" Altogether now! Wait, you're not ready to go caroling in September? Don't let Kris Jenner hear you!
In case you are the most naive and gullible person on the planet and/or have been residing under a rock for the last five years, you realize that reality shows are anything but real…and that goes triple if your last name rhymes with Kartrashian or Money-Spenner. Don't believe me?
It's hard being Kim Kardashian, y'all. Not only is her entire being under new management (thanks, Yeezy!) with a new style and a new PR machine, she's also trying to lose her North West baby weight and figure out who will be the godparents for her daughter with Kanye. It's a lot of pressure for Kim, especially given that she's still in the throws of making a monumental life decision…should she get bangs again?
The IB Times dishes on what Kim's trainer has to say. Speaking on Kim's much anticipated weight loss (and by anticipated, I mean, who cares?), Tracy Anderson shares, "Kim is taking as much time as she wants to just be with the baby. She's not even concerned with working out. Kim is amazing as a mom, she's so connected. I knew when I was training her she would be a great mom. She was concerned with all the right things," adding, "Little North is beautiful, she's got the most beautiful skin."
In the wake of the Lamar fiasco, Kim Kardashian is parting ways with the long-time Kardashian family publicist and hoping to create a new identity for herself besides sex tape vixen and reality TV queen. You think she'd be more grateful for the brave soul who made these do-nothings famous!
“Kim wants to set herself apart from the Kardashian p.r. machine, and Kanye West advised her to build her own team.” a source told Page Six.
Bless the tiny rapper's tiny heart. You'd have thought that baby Northwould have given his heart a Grinch-esque grow, but that may not be the case given Kanye West's latest rant.
In case you were wondering, Mr. West enjoys getting drunk, dropping the f-bomb, and yelling at the top of his lungs about all the things he doesn't care about in the least. Now if that's not an e-harmony profile I'd click on, I don't know what is!
So, it seems that the silent, bearded type is star struck by the tiny rapping type. Do I smell a collaboration? Duck Dynasty'sJep Robertson has certainly become more vocal this season, and he recently shared his favorite celebrity sighting…Yeezy himself.
While appearing with his brothers and Uncle Si on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Jep ran into Kanye Westbackstage before heading over to catch a runway show during New York Fashion Week. Of course, it wasn't just any show…it starred Willie'sdaughter Sadie Robertson!
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star was caught making a video of herself while driving! In the clip, (probably fabricated by pimpmomma for some attention) Kendall is showing us how to Keek up with the Kardashians!
Kendall posted the video of herself posing and dancing while behind the wheel to Keek yesterday and it's clear she inherited the Kardashian gene for being more fascinated with her own reflection than anything else! Kendall didn't even attempt to watch the road, but who cares about such a thing as safe driving, right?!
Wasn't Kris Jenner just telling us Kendall was the 'responsible one' on the mid-season finale last week? A video of Kendall keeking and driving is below!
Well, he's gone and done the unthinkable. The tiny rapper has transformed his lady love from Sear's Kardashian Kollection to high fashion muse–and it's a must see for sure! Kim Kardashian has recently revealed some, um, interesting, pictures from a photo shoot that took place while she was very pregnant with baby North. Of course, if any other celebrity was the subject of the spread, it would no doubt be touted as edgy and artistic. But, let's be honest…it's Kim.
Kanye West has been pushing Kim out of her style comfort zone since the pair got together, and I'd say he's managed to steer her clear into the Siberian tundra of comfort zones with these new photos. And, being Kanye, he was able to score the hautest of the haute to make it happen.
There was this bit of blind gossip shared back in June on Crazy Days and Nights:
"If you believe this guy, and you really really should because he knows everything that goes on, then this celebrity/reality couple have only had sex four times and none since she got pregnant. The only reason they had sex was so she could get pregnant."