Hell hath no fury like Kris Humphries scorned! The very brief marriage of Kim Kardashian has ben haunting her and haunting her and haunting her – and Kris isn’t stopping now.
The ex-couple is currently in the pre-trial process because Kris is seeking an annulment from the Keeping Up With The Kardashian star who wishes for a divorce instead.
Intent to throw both her past and her alleged publicity stunt in his ex-wife’s face, Kris is subpoenaing pretty much everyone Kim knows – including her now boyfriend Kanye West. I can only imagine what those two will be wearing in the courtroom. His and hers robes of justice adorned with bling? LOL
Speaking of fashion, Kim’s lawyer Laura Wasserrecently told TMZ just how Kanye got served with a summons… in a Nordstrom box! Yes, the very sneaky Kris (who may just be a Kardashian in spirit) had the papers served using the high-end department store box and delivered right to Kim’s door where Kanye happened to be staying at the time. HA!
Oh Kendall Kardashian Jenner! Please stop following in your older sisters’ footsteps. Just do your modeling thing, and stop using Twitter as a vehicle to flaunt yourself. Oh well. I guess you do come by it naturally. And speaking of naturally, Kendall recently posted a picture of herself on Twitter wearing a string bikini with the caption “all natural.” I’m assuming she’s referring to plastic surgery or photoshop. One would hope she hasn’t had any plastic surgery, given she’s only sixteen. However, if I’ve learned anything, it’s don’t put anything past those Kardashians Jenners! The aspiring model recently told E!, “I want to be the next Gisele Bündchen. Everything she does, who she is, what she’s done, she’s just amazing.” Good gracious.
Of course, Kendall’s big sister Kim Kardsahian is known for her fashion highs and lows (and really lows). Always dressed for a runway show (although it sometimes looks like a Project Runway rejects show), she is complimented and criticized for her wardrobe choices at every turn. New York Magazine recently did an entire photo shoot and spread on Kimmie and why she will never be the person that high fashion and couture designers want wearing their clothes. Something tells me she’s going to wear them anyway. Ouch. It’s shocking to me that Anna Wintour would think that someone whose career was jump started by a toilet themed sex tape wasn’t worthy of being a fashion icon.
Oh Kardashians. Y’all are so funny. Poor Bruce Jenner is trying to regain relevance by reminding us that he’s not just married to pimp master Kris, he’s also a former Olympian. It’s almost too late for that reminder, but I guess he has the Olympic fanfare to help his cause. Bless his heart.
The former decathlete has been covering the games, and he recently spoke with Access Hollywood about his time in Olympic Village back in the day. Bruce brags, “I was a stud! Let me tell you, I was doing it! Just kicking butt all day long, taking no prisoners.” So basically the exact opposite of how he is now.
Oh the curse of the Kardumphries. Ever since Kim Kardsahian said “I do” to basketballer Kris Humphries in a million dollar E! sponsored wedding, the same property has seen a lull in wedding wannabees. Are you surprised?
Who would line up to wed at a place where the most famous wedding that took place there ended after less than three months? Maybe I would…if the venue paid me to do so, but I’m desperate. Duh.
While his sisters continue to branch out in reality television, it seems that Rob Kardashian has bigger dreams than just doing unscripted (cough cough) television for the rest of his days. Rob is following in his father’s footsteps and starts law school this fall!
The sock entrepreneur and former DWTS contestant shared with his Twitter followers: “Going to Law School very soon and so excited and can’t wait! School just never ends for me! #UniversityofSouthernCal #Trojans #FightOn.”
Kim Kardsahian of former sex tape fame is always claiming she’s so embarrassed by the tape while simultaneously admitting it’s made her famous. Well now that the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star is in a very public – and very paparazzi-ized -relationship with Kanye West, rumors are the couple wants to share everything – and I mean EVERYTHING with the media!
According to Star Magazine (via their print edition), Kanye is very proud of his girlfriend’s infamous ass-sets and is always looking to get them featured.
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Kanye “always tells Kim that she should showcase her amazing body whenever possible,” a friend of the couple’s reveals. So much so that HE is interested in capturing their sexytimes for all the world to see by making a sex tape! He “swears that their filmed fornication will be art, not porn.” I guess he is sort of a narcissist!
Kim is reportedly “horrified” by the idea and insists she’s “still trying to live down” her first on-film indiscretion! Gossip Cop is refuting the story, claiming a source close to the couple calls the rumor “stupid.” I wouldn’t be surprised if they staged a series of nude photos in the name of art, though!
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Oooooooooooklahoma, where Kanye’s raps come sweepin’ ‘cross the dial. Kardashian fragrances sure smell sweet, when Kim’s on her feet, walking her way back down the wedding aisle!
Because I didn’t want to quote Kanye West’s “Gold Digger” (no matter how appropriate it may be), I give you, dear readers, my take on Oklahoma! Wonder why? Keep reading! Kanye is reportedly ready to get hitched to Kim, y’all! And while he’ll likely opt for a million dollar Bentley instead of a surrey with the fringe on top as their reception getaway vehicle, he is making some plans…and those plans could include Oklahoma.
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