Oh Kardashians. Y’all are so funny. Poor Bruce Jenner is trying to regain relevance by reminding us that he’s not just married to pimp master Kris, he’s also a former Olympian. It’s almost too late for that reminder, but I guess he has the Olympic fanfare to help his cause. Bless his heart.
The former decathlete has been covering the games, and he recently spoke with Access Hollywood about his time in Olympic Village back in the day. Bruce brags, “I was a stud! Let me tell you, I was doing it! Just kicking butt all day long, taking no prisoners.” So basically the exact opposite of how he is now.
Oh the curse of the Kardumphries. Ever since Kim Kardsahian said “I do” to basketballer Kris Humphries in a million dollar E! sponsored wedding, the same property has seen a lull in wedding wannabees. Are you surprised?
Who would line up to wed at a place where the most famous wedding that took place there ended after less than three months? Maybe I would…if the venue paid me to do so, but I’m desperate. Duh.
While his sisters continue to branch out in reality television, it seems that Rob Kardashian has bigger dreams than just doing unscripted (cough cough) television for the rest of his days. Rob is following in his father’s footsteps and starts law school this fall!
The sock entrepreneur and former DWTS contestant shared with his Twitter followers: “Going to Law School very soon and so excited and can’t wait! School just never ends for me! #UniversityofSouthernCal #Trojans #FightOn.”
Kim Kardsahian of former sex tape fame is always claiming she’s so embarrassed by the tape while simultaneously admitting it’s made her famous. Well now that the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star is in a very public – and very paparazzi-ized -relationship with Kanye West, rumors are the couple wants to share everything – and I mean EVERYTHING with the media!
According to Star Magazine (via their print edition), Kanye is very proud of his girlfriend’s infamous ass-sets and is always looking to get them featured.
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Kanye “always tells Kim that she should showcase her amazing body whenever possible,” a friend of the couple’s reveals. So much so that HE is interested in capturing their sexytimes for all the world to see by making a sex tape! He “swears that their filmed fornication will be art, not porn.” I guess he is sort of a narcissist!
Kim is reportedly “horrified” by the idea and insists she’s “still trying to live down” her first on-film indiscretion! Gossip Cop is refuting the story, claiming a source close to the couple calls the rumor “stupid.” I wouldn’t be surprised if they staged a series of nude photos in the name of art, though!
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Oooooooooooklahoma, where Kanye’s raps come sweepin’ ‘cross the dial. Kardashian fragrances sure smell sweet, when Kim’s on her feet, walking her way back down the wedding aisle!
Because I didn’t want to quote Kanye West’s “Gold Digger” (no matter how appropriate it may be), I give you, dear readers, my take on Oklahoma! Wonder why? Keep reading! Kanye is reportedly ready to get hitched to Kim, y’all! And while he’ll likely opt for a million dollar Bentley instead of a surrey with the fringe on top as their reception getaway vehicle, he is making some plans…and those plans could include Oklahoma.
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So what I’ve learned is that just because you rap it, it doesn’t make it real. It seems we all could learn a lot from the illustrious Kanye West.
In Kanye’s song Cold he raps, “Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team.” Of course, he is referring to his best buddy Jay-Z having girlfriend Kim Kardashian’s ex-husband kicked off the New Jersey Brooklyn Nets.
Today, after scoring a $24 million contract with the team, Kris Humphriestweeted, I’m up at Brooklyn! @ S_C_ ‘lucky I didn’t have Jay drop me from the team’ lol!” TMZ reports that it is a two year contract with a pretty significant raise, given that his prior contract was for a year at $8 million. Maybe Beyonce is in her team-owner hubby’s ear a little more than his rapping partner in crime…