Ka-kching! It's a kash kow known as a Kim Kardashian keremony! Unless you've been in outer space testing out Kim and Kanye West's honeymoon trip, you know that Kimye is set to walk down the aisle Memorial Day weekend in Paris. Kim has been adamant that her third wedding will be a more intimate and un-televised affair, but rumors are flying around that she is going to rake in upwards of $21 million on her nuptials and the surrounding events. That's a whole lot of flower walls and ugly dresses!
How is Kim kashing in on the big event? Well, consider her marriage to the tiny rapper to be like the Olympics or a local charity party. It's all about the sponsorships, y'all! Apparently people are willing to give Kim (and Kris Jenner, too of course!) just about anything for free to get some exposure. I guess it makes sense given this family is known for total over-exposure!
Today is Kim Kardashian's first Mother's Day and Kanye West wanted to celebrate in a big way and by that we mean with the biggest, oddest, tackiest thing he could find. Kim took to Instagram to show off her gift, along with a new photo of her spending time with her daughter North (whom internet has nicknamed igNori).
Kanye's interesting gift to Kim? A WALL of flowers. Kim shared, "I woke up to a wall of roses, hydrangeas and peonies!!! I have the best fiancé in the world! I love you so much baby!!!! #HappyMothersDay." Kim wanted us to fully grasp the flower wall, so she even shared a video so we could take it all in (see below).
Oh my gosh, y'all! Kim Kardashian is thinking. That's totally gonna mess up her Botox.
Kim has insisted that since becoming engaged to Kanye West she's been the victim of a couple racist incidents. Which is interesting considering all of Kim's previous boyfriends have also been African American.
In her new Celebuzz Blog, Kim ponders racism in modern America and lectures us all about how it's like so not OK! However racism and homophobia remain prevalent in our society today and are not to be taken lightly, so I applaud Kim for addressing the issues.
"I never knew how much being a mom would change me by making me dress even more horrible than ever before. It’s amazing how one little person and the love I have for her has brought new meaning to every moment. What once seemed so important, now feels insignificant," the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star says.
Kim Kardashian loves to let rumors ride because, duh, it's more press for her. She normally doesn't bother to dispute rumors (especially when it's during the filming of her show), but today she took to Instagram to shoot down a few of the latest.
Kim wants us to know that she and Kanye Westare not yet married, although many reports last week suggested they tied the knot ahead of their big Paris celebration that's supposed to take place later this month. She also shot down the rumors that they will be filming their nuptials for an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Kim says they are opting to share through photos instead.
Confession time. Despite my line of work, I avoid everything Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as much as humanly possible. But – every once in a while – something Kardashian/West comes across my computer screen that catches my attention and sends me into a raging fit of laughter.
According to Contact Music, Kanye plans to bless us with three hours worth of his rants on the environment, tales of his life with Kim and North, and more. Oh my. I would not wish this on my worst enemy. I can't think of anything worse to listen to for three hours. Err, well, except maybe Taylor Swift singing live.
File this under things I never saw coming. According to reports, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are set to tie the knot this week. No, that is not the shocking part. The shocking part is that they are doing it without fanfare, in a small hush-hush secret ceremony in California.
Apparently the megastars — and parents to baby North — filed for a 'confidential' marriage license, meaning that they are so special, they do not have to even make an appearance at the court house in order to get the license. Instead, an official from the court will go to their house and perform a secret ceremony at their home, or Kris Jenner's home, or wherever they are having the ceremony. Well, at least it was a secret.
Kimye is back in France, y'all! Perhaps they are fulfilling their requirements to marry in Paris…which means they'll be there through at least Memorial Day (better you than us, France!). The couple has been out and about with Kim Kardashian channeling her inner Queen Padme Amidala, although I feel like I'm defacing Star Wars by even writing that. Without question, Kanye West is behind this latest Kimmie trend. Those shoulder pads just scream "tiny rapper!" Now that I think about it, maybe Yeezy's penchant for masks is an homage to Darth Vader…
No word on whether baby North West is actually with her parents on this trip, as Kim has been mum on all fifty forms of her favorite social media since last week. If she shows up in her million dollar stroller dressed like Princess Leia, we should all be very concerned.
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