Well, it’s no Bound 2, and for that I am very, very thankful! Kanye West is premiering a new video, and instead of riding a motorcycle with his naked wife Kim Kardashian, he’s walking through a field with precious daughter North. The father-daughter duo is even dressed alike in Kimye regulation black and blah. His latest single “Only One” is a tribute to his daughter and his late mother Donda, and the video is directed by Spike Jones.
The song is a collaboration with the great Sir Paul McCartney. I’ve still not gotten over that whole Twitter situation where some teens saw a picture of Kanye and the iconic Beatles star together and wondered who was the old man hanging out with Yeezy. Kids today. That was a joke, right?
An all new batch of reality star photos to kick off our week! In today’s gallery we have everyone from Farrah Abraham to Lisa Vanderpump to the Real Housewives of New York cast dancing on a bar!
Above: Farrah Abraham and her new man host a Toga Party at Ghostbar Dayclub inside Palms Casino Resort.
Lisa Vanderpump hit the red carpet ahead of her judging duties at the Miss Universe pageant while the RHONY cast members kicked up their heels and had a good time together. Yolanda Foster’s daughters GigiandBella attended The Daily Front Row’s 1st Annual Fashion Los Angeles awards.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West spent a lot of time in her closet planning out her 2015 wardrobe and this is what they came up with! A furkini. On the ski slopes. With furry boots. Happy New Year, y’all, 2015 is going to be an amazing year in Kardashian fashion!!!
Kim and Kanye are on a ski vacation at Deer Valley and Kim decided that it’d be a great spot to strip down to her furry bikini and pose for some selfies (perhaps for her new book) in her wooly mammoth boots.
In the article Kim spills all about her personal life while complaining that North, her favorite little accessory which she constantly parades about in her never-exhausting quest for attention, doesn’t have privacy. Kim obviously has never bothered to learn the definition of “irony.”
Kim insists she and Kanye West are not only obsessed with looking at each other and using each other for publicity, but obsessed with using their daughter too! “We’re obsessed with our family, we love our daughter so much. We’re kind of obsessed with each other,” Kim gushes of her life.
Above, Kim shared, “Here is the 1st look of my February cover with Australian Vogue!!!!” Kim opened up about being a working mother (BWAHAHAHA) at the shoot. “Since I’ve become a mom I’ve figured out how to prioritize it the best I ever have,” she claimed. “It’s definitely harder but you figure it out. The biggest misconception about me is that I don’t work hard and that everything comes easy. I like to prove people wrong, and just live my life, and do what I do, and work hard. I’m proud of that.”
Of course, the union of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian was the biggest “to do” of them all, but not necessarily in a good way. From parading their terrible fashions (again and again and again) all over Paris and Florence to throwing a tacky wedding reception, it was an exhausting time for us all.
Believe it or not, eleven other couples DARED to get married the same year as KANYE WEST. If you search, there’s probably an epic, egotistical rant on the internet about it. Anyway, the “other” wedding ceremonies, receptions, dresses ranged from tasteless to exquisite, and everything in between.
Kim Kardashian, who almost never smiles and always lacks a sparkle in her eyes, posted a rare picture of herself smiling on Twitter yesterday. Then she felt the need to point out 1) that she is smiling and 2) why that is such a rare occurrence. “See I do smile… even laugh on occasion,” she tweeted. “Not too often though because it causes wrinkles.”
Huh. I thought Kim was just too cool to smile since she married Kanye West. Or that he outlawed it, along with a colorful wardrobe for North and a tasteful wardrobe for Kim. Well, now that that is cleared up, check out pictures of the soulless ones wearing black and white and staring blankly into a camera, also known as the Kardashian Christmas party, below.