I don't know about y'all, but I'll be thrilled when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West finally get hitched so all the speculation about when, where, and who surrounding their upcoming wedding can finally be put to rest…until we start speculating about baby number two, South! In fact, the only question I have regarding their marriage is WHY do I care so much?
Today's nuptial gossip brings us a totally new location for the big day, some strict rules regarding photographs (and no doubt surveillance footage) of Queen B and Jay-Z, and some hang-ups regarding that pesky prenuptial agreement. Let's start with that, shall we?
Well, I'll tell you where he doesn't fit…at the Penthouse nightclub where the above-mentioned klan was partying on Tuesday night! Fear not though, Lamar still has something in common with the Kardashians (and now French) in that he's being captured by E!'s cameras, which thrills him to no end, I'm sure.
Ka-kching! It's a kash kow known as a Kim Kardashian keremony! Unless you've been in outer space testing out Kim and Kanye West's honeymoon trip, you know that Kimye is set to walk down the aisle Memorial Day weekend in Paris. Kim has been adamant that her third wedding will be a more intimate and un-televised affair, but rumors are flying around that she is going to rake in upwards of $21 million on her nuptials and the surrounding events. That's a whole lot of flower walls and ugly dresses!
How is Kim kashing in on the big event? Well, consider her marriage to the tiny rapper to be like the Olympics or a local charity party. It's all about the sponsorships, y'all! Apparently people are willing to give Kim (and Kris Jenner, too of course!) just about anything for free to get some exposure. I guess it makes sense given this family is known for total over-exposure!
Today is Kim Kardashian's first Mother's Day and Kanye West wanted to celebrate in a big way and by that we mean with the biggest, oddest, tackiest thing he could find. Kim took to Instagram to show off her gift, along with a new photo of her spending time with her daughter North (whom internet has nicknamed igNori).
Kanye's interesting gift to Kim? A WALL of flowers. Kim shared, "I woke up to a wall of roses, hydrangeas and peonies!!! I have the best fiancé in the world! I love you so much baby!!!! #HappyMothersDay." Kim wanted us to fully grasp the flower wall, so she even shared a video so we could take it all in (see below).
Oh my gosh, y'all! Kim Kardashian is thinking. That's totally gonna mess up her Botox.
Kim has insisted that since becoming engaged to Kanye West she's been the victim of a couple racist incidents. Which is interesting considering all of Kim's previous boyfriends have also been African American.
In her new Celebuzz Blog, Kim ponders racism in modern America and lectures us all about how it's like so not OK! However racism and homophobia remain prevalent in our society today and are not to be taken lightly, so I applaud Kim for addressing the issues.
"I never knew how much being a mom would change me by making me dress even more horrible than ever before. It’s amazing how one little person and the love I have for her has brought new meaning to every moment. What once seemed so important, now feels insignificant," the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star says.
Kim Kardashian loves to let rumors ride because, duh, it's more press for her. She normally doesn't bother to dispute rumors (especially when it's during the filming of her show), but today she took to Instagram to shoot down a few of the latest.
Kim wants us to know that she and Kanye Westare not yet married, although many reports last week suggested they tied the knot ahead of their big Paris celebration that's supposed to take place later this month. She also shot down the rumors that they will be filming their nuptials for an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Kim says they are opting to share through photos instead.
Confession time. Despite my line of work, I avoid everything Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as much as humanly possible. But – every once in a while – something Kardashian/West comes across my computer screen that catches my attention and sends me into a raging fit of laughter.
According to Contact Music, Kanye plans to bless us with three hours worth of his rants on the environment, tales of his life with Kim and North, and more. Oh my. I would not wish this on my worst enemy. I can't think of anything worse to listen to for three hours. Err, well, except maybe Taylor Swift singing live.