Tonight is the premiere of Celebrity Apprentice, thus dubbing Sundays Krayonce Day! (Sorry Downton). Donald Trump, who already called Kenya Moore “evil”, dished that this season’s cast is vicious and will shock audiences with their bad behavior. So just to get this straight: the behavior is worse than The Donald’s hair.
Donald says of all the seasons, season 14 “is the one where they have hated each other the most.” The cast which includes, Brandi Glanville and Kenya, butted heads constantly. “It’s a level of hatred I’ve never seen.”
If you cannot get enough of Kate Gosselin‘s monotone and completely devoid of emotion voice narrating the latest happenings in her life, then you are in luck because Kate Plus 8 returns soon. Why, TLC?! WHY?!?
Like always, the show focuses on Kate and her eight kids, Mady, Cara, Leah, Alexis, Aaden, Hannah, Collin, and Joel, on fun trips and wacky adventures. Only … this is Kate we’re talking about … so erase the fun and the wacky. On the trailer, Kate and the kids travel to Maine, celebrate the twins 14th birthday, smash pumpkins for Halloween, and kick off a home renovation. Also, the best part, Mady and Cara imitate Kate in all her uptight glory. See the Kate Plus 8 trailer below. The new episodes kick off January 13 on TLC.
Love her or hate her, you cannot deny that Kenya Moore isn’t afraid to speak her mind. Personally, I really enjoy the oh so shady and slightly unbalanced Real Housewives of Atlanta star. <backs away slowly> I’ll show myself out for that admission, but before I go, I leave you with The Name Game with Kenya.
When asked what first comes to mind about NeNe Leakes, Kenya mimicked her egomaniacal RHOA co-star, “Oh, honey. NeNe Leakes, honey. When you talk about NeNe Leakes, see, I’m above all these women, see. I am part of Real Housewives of Atlanta, see, but I have evolved. I am a rich bitch. OMG, I just pulled my wig off! Bloop!”
Jon Gosselin wins our Thirsty Thursday award this week. Jon, who is broke as a joke, told Kate Gosselin, whose reality TV career is on the upswing, that he’d be willing to go on Couples Therapy with her. What a kind soul. I’m sure he has only her best interests at heart.
“I would consider appearing on Couples Therapy with Kate,” said Jon. “We are divorced, but why can’t we co-parent? I was thinking Kate and I could do a televised sit-down with a doctor and work out our differences, because our kids are suffering. She’s still so angry at me.”
Of course not! But since the season doesn’t even start airing until January, I am a bit surprised that the claws are already coming out between these two. Plus, contestant Kate Gosselin says takes her strong personality off the table from the very beginning.
Have you heard the news? Donald Trump finally found the time to devote to the Celebrity Apprentice. The upcoming season has been delayed foreverrrr because His Royal Douchiness has been way too busy. In September, Trump admitted that he was too busy acquiring golf courses (no joke) to put Celebrity Apprentice on the fall schedule. And because he’s the Trump, NBC waited… and we waited… not so patiently. The wait is almost over.
When I was young and naive, I always assumed that someone being on television meant they were rich for life. Of course, I now realize how stupid that assumption is, but geez! It takes a special kind of fiscally stupid and wildly irresponsible person to blow through reality show paychecks, yet these idiots never seem to learn from their destitute counterparts’ mistakes.
Case in point? Former Jon & Kate Plus 8 stars Kate and Jon Gosselin are now (separately) scraping the bottom of the barrel after a contentious and drawn-out divorce coupled with a love of rooster haircuts, spray tans, and Ed Hardy. Haven’t they heard of trust funds and financial planners and, oh, I don’t know…saving the copious amounts of money made on a now defunct reality show? It’s quite appalling to think about, really.