Katie Maloney

Vanderpump Rules Trampoline Park

As always, I think the Secrets Revealed episodes are better than most of what we’ve seen throughout season. And Vanderpump Rules was no exception!

Jax Taylor is totally having a pre-midlife crisis. He’s too old for a quarter-life crisis (let’s be honest, no one expects him to live to be 120 years old) and technically he’s too young for a mid-life crisis, so he’s in a 2/3 life crisis, which means having 400 birthday parties dedicated to doing things kids should do. Like the trampoline park where Tom 1 suggests they play dodgeball on teams of Jax plus all the women he’s slept with, vs. Tom and all the people Jax hasn’t slept with! Bouncing boobs of many incarnations (Jax being the biggest boob of all).

Actually, it was the season of Jax, and, it was totally too much Jax (his shenanigans have overstayed their welcome), but here we go again! At least for the last time. 

Reality Star Sightings –

NYLON’s Annual Young Hollywood party drew a slew of reality stars. Shahs of Sunset stars MJ Javid and GG Gharachedaghi were on the red carpet, as well as most of the cast of Vanderpump Rules. Among the SURvers in attendance: Stassi Schroeder, Katie Maloney, Scheana Marie, Kristen Doute, Tom Sandoval, Ariana Madix and Brittany Cartwright. Brittany even brought along her mom, Sherri.

Over in NYC, Ramona Singer, Luann de Lesseps, and Dorinda Medley were photographed at the Netflix Ibiza premiere.

Rachel Zoe and her two sons, Kaius and Skyler were seen at the Hammer Museum K.A.M.P. (Kids’ Art Museum Project) in L.A. Also there was Ladies of London (we miss this show!!) star Marissa Hermer with her two kids.

Check out all of the photos in the gallery below.

TELL US – WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MJ’S BLONDE LOOK? WHO WINS BEST DRESSED AT THE NYLON PARTY?

Vanderpump Rules reunion

Last night was the final episode in this endless season of Vanderpump Rules. I celebrated making it to the end with a Vanderpump Rules worthy fancy cocktail of my own creation.

Oftentimes while watching this show, I mentally compare it to The Wizard of Oz. I imagine all these aimless WeHo-ers, orange as oompah-loompas, wandering the LA scene asking The Wizard, Lisa Vanderpump, for some guidance, but even Lisa doesn’t know what to do with these half-humans and sometimes must simply order them to “shut up.”

So last night Lala Kent got a conscience, Jax Taylor pretended he got a heart, and Scheana Marie demonstrated that selling her soul to Andy Cohen the reality TV satan granted her eternal selfishness. Congrats!

Hot Photos –

The reality stars had a lot of fun this weekend. We have reality star sightings at the Billboard Music Awards, the Vanderpump Dog Foundation event, and more!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Erika Jayne attend the 2018 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas. She was on the red carpet with Frankie Grande. Also spotted: Andy Cohen, Jennifer Lopez, DJ Pauly D and more!

This weekend was also the 3rd Annual World Dog Day event put on by Lisa Vanderpump and the Vanderpump Dog Foundation. A slew of Vanderpump Rules star turned out, as well as Lisa’s Beverly Hills co-stars Teddi Mellencamp and Camille Grammer.

Luann de Lesseps attended the 2018 Chita Rivera Awards at NYU Skirball Center in NYC.

Reality Star Sightings

Happy Tuesday! We have an all-new group of reality star photos to share with you this afternoon!

The caption on this photo was just so good that I had to include it here. “Real Life Princess, Carole Radziwill Takes The First Ride In Dunkin Donuts Royal Carriage In Celebration Of The New Royal Love Donut In New York City on May 14, 2018 in New York City.” How lucky is RHONY to have a “real life princess”?

Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix enjoyed a little date night out at the KROQ Weenie Roast 2018 in Carson, California.

Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kandi Burruss attended Exhibit Gray in Atlanta while her new reality TV cohort Marlo Hampton was seen at a Prom Giveaway at W Hotel Atlanta Midtown, as well as attending the Tammy Rivera EP Release Party for “FATE” at Dazzle Me Parties. 

James Kennedy

I know we’ve all referred to the stars of Vanderpump Rules as “Vanderpump Fools” but you know, if the condom fits! Happily some of these people have taken the tentative steps towards adulthood, however most of them are still mixing reiki with booze and wondering why their back hurts.

On part 2 of the reunion, Jax Taylor continued to be confused about, well, everything. Lala Kent defined feminism and her finances, and Katie Maloney cried about how amazing Tom Schwartz is. Regardless of how flawed it may be, it’s nice to finally see these two happy – especially considering how unhappy their wedding was! 

Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 1 Recap: Crying Shame

Last night kicked off the Vanderpump Rules reunion and the main topic on the agenda were all the horrible relationships (what else?) floating like backwash in the half-drunk cocktails at SUR. From Tom Sandoval‘s gripes that Lisa Vanderpump doesn’t take him seriously as an entrepreneur and restaurant designer, to the many, many delusional thoughts of Scheana Marie Shay Famewhorini and her ROBsession.

Jax Taylor was on an emotional roller coaster, which wasn’t too different from Jax Taylor-coaster we’ve seen all season, except instead of depending on reiki master Kelsey to feel up his feelings, he was actually mourning the death of his father. Through his tears, Jax describes it as the worst thing that’s ever happened to him but the loss made him realize what an impossible mega-douche he’s been to everyone since, oh, time infinitum. It’s like someone held the evil stepmother’s mirror up to Jax and showed him the truth! That person was not Stassi Schroeder, shockingly. 

Instagram Roundup: Kyle Richards, Kristen Doute, Andy Cohen, Luann de Lesseps & More

Your favorite (and least favorite) reality TV stars were all about the family time this week with their Instagram posts.

Beverly Hills Housewife Kyle Richards and Mauricio Umansky took their daughter Sophia Umansky to explore Washington, D.C. before she goes off to college. Kylie Jenner and her newborn daughter Stormi Webster enjoyed a vacation. Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham vacationed in Fiji with her daughter Sophia Abraham. Jenelle Evans’ sons went fishing with her husband David Eason. Real Housewives of New Jersey star Melissa Gorga celebrated her son Joey’s birthday with her husband Joe Gorga and their other children. Fredrik Eklund celebrated his birthday with husband Derek Kaplan and their twin babies. Scott Disick shared a photo with his oldest son Mason Disick