Katie Maloney

Lala Kent Insists & She’s Not A Homewrecker & Clarifies Timeline Of Relationship With Randall Emmett; Knew Faith Stowers Had Sex With Jax Taylor An Hour After It Happened

At this point, all of the Vanderpump Rules viewers are well-aware that Lala Kent is done being friends with James Kennedy– whether he likes it or not- for now, anyway. She is done with him for hating on her man Randall Emmett and she insists that there is no way for James to get back in her good graces.

But what about James‘ girlfriend Raquel Leviss? I assume it would be awkward for Lala to be friends with Raquel if she wants nothing to do with James, but this show is always pushing conventional boundaries when it comes to relationships, so you never know.

Reality Star Instagram Roundup: Kylie Jenner, Andy Cohen, Luann de Lesseps, Arie Luyendyk Jr, Omarosa, & More!

This week was a family-oriented week for a lot of your favorite reality TV stars- or at least there were a lot of family photos posted on Instagram.

After spending her whole pregnancy away from the media, Kylie Jenner shared a photo holding baby Stormi. Kylie’s older sister Kim Kardashian posted the first photo with her daughter Chicago West.

Stassi Schroeder

After watching the behavior of Stassi Schroeder’s ex (who shall not be named) on Vanderpump Rules, it is great news that she has moved on with a new guy.

Unfortunately (for the viewers), Stassi’s relationship with Beau Clark started after the last season finished filming, but the new couple recently opened up about the details.

Scheana Marie

Last night’s Vanderpump Rules was a matter of love and death. In the complete and utter trainwreck that is watching Scheana Marie transcend from Stage Five Clinger to total stalker and future subject of Snapped (or her own Lifetime Movie Of The Week). Jax Taylor was literally drowning (*well kinda) but Scheana was drowning in her own delusion and Rob Valetta is not about to be dragged under with her.

Thankfully Rob can swim perfectly, and amazingly, and better than anyone in the whole wide word even Michael Phelps, and he can also save people with his boogey board of life! Just ask Jax!

There was so much relationship dysfunction last night that the thought of looking through a Choose Your Own Designer Vagina catalog seems like the lesser of evils. Yes, that is a thing, but you have to be willing to travel to Thailand to get it installed… Do they make any that are STD resistant?

Katie Maloney & Tom Schwartz Want To Have Kids “Soon”

Minus that one “allegedly” drunken make out session, married life seems to suit Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney. This season of Vanderpump Rules is a far cry from last year’s pre-wedding fights.

Now that these two are on the same page, they are talking about starting a family and it could be happening way sooner than anyone expected. Now I’m getting way ahead of myself imagining Vanderpump Rules episodes dedicated to the ever-so-trendy gender reveal party that is all over Instagram these days, a co-ed baby shower, their child’s birth with Tom Sandoval crying in the hospital waiting room, a baptism with Lisa Vanderpump as the master of ceremonies.

James & Lala

Oh man, all season on Vanderpump Rules I have really been loving James Kennedy … Until last night, that is! Down goes the Jack Daniels, and James’ decency follows suit. He was a horrible, ATROCIOUS drunken buffoon to Lala Kent and Raquel Leviss when he should have reserved that treatment for Scheana Marie. If only so Rob Valetta could rush in to be knight in shining armor and fix it. I hear he’s good at those sorts of things!

Scheana Marie invited a select group ‘non-assholes’ to Rob’s cabin in Big Bear. After the Toca Madera cheating non-scandal, she’s desperate to prove that some of her non-friends are capable of behaving like decent human beings. Except slim pickings. She can’t invite the Three-Headed SheBeasts who are too busy bedazzling scooters while fake crying apologies after their birthday party breakdowns (plus they started the rumor), so Scheana was forced to choose Jax Taylor and James?! Scheana is a cesspool of failed logic and I really believe all the therapists on this show are being wasted on Jax. Absolutely he is in need, but um… spread the ‘py, because there’s a six car pileup of people needing psychiatric attention.

Instagram Roundup: Erika Jayne, Kristin Cavallari, Shannon Beador, Briana DeJesus, & More!

Thanks to Valentine’s Day, there were a lot of reality TV stars posting on social media this week. From the couples photos, to the proud single ladies, to the mother/daughter valentines, there were a lot of sweet photos to choose from for this week’s edition of Instagram Roundup.

Southern Charm alum Landon Clements shared a Valentine’s Day photo with former Bachelor lead Ben Flajnik at a winery. Was this a date? A friend date? A reach for attention? Or something else entirely? Porsha Williams shared a photo with giant bouquet of flowers with a caption about a secret admirer.

Stassi Schroeder

Most of the people who tuned into the last episode of Vanderpump Rules got some secondhand embarrassment for Stassi Schroeder thanks to her now-ex-boyfriend Patrick Meagher. She admitted that he blocked her on everything so she would not “bother” him during his trip to Amsterdam. Who blocks his girlfriend to enjoy a vacation? The strong personality that we saw for years on this show was getting pushed around by this douche bag with a straggly man bun and it made me uncomfortable. Where was the Stassi that we have watched for years?!

Even worse, Patrick said he didn’t care if she had sex with other guys as long as she didn’t have an emotional connection with them – at her birthday party, surrounded by her close friends and family. Who does that!? Love Stassi or not, it was hard to watch and not be infuriated on her behalf. Thankfully, Stassi was on Watch What Happens Live the same night that Vanderpump Rules episode aired and confirmed that she has a new man in her life.