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Keeping Up With The Kardashians Recap – Thailand Invasion

by Reality Tea on July 21st, 2014

On last night’s episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians the Kardashian Klan invaded Thailand for a family vacation. Our condolences go out to Thailand. Kim Kardashian decides to torture gift Kanye West with a book of selfies. Rob Kardashian goes MIA and Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner bicker like an old married couple, that is no longer married. Go figure.

Things kick off at Rob’s apartment. Khloe Kardashian is homeless y’all. I find it hard to believe anyone with an estimated net worth of $18 million could be homeless. Not to mention her mother has a home the size of Disneyland and her step father offered her to crash at his Malibu mansion just last episode. Nice try Khloe, but you my dear are not homeless and I don’t expect to see you at the soup kitchen anytime soon. Khloe and Rob’s relationship is borderline incestuous. Actually it’s not even borderline, it just is. Rob gifts Khloe with sex toys as a welcome present and Khloe announces she will wear lingerie for him. Khloe admits their relationship is like a married couple. I can’t believe I’m going to say this – I’m actually looking forward to Kim taking selfies.

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Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Planning A TV Wedding! Plus, Kim Selling Clothes To Raise Money For The Philippines!

by Mary on November 22nd, 2013

Who can keep up with the ever-changing stories of Kim Kardashian and her kemistry-challenged love Kanye West. Seriously… Bound 2… cannot recover from the travesty.

But aside from all that, Kim and Kanye believe you want to see more of their ~~photoshopped and forced~~ relationship on TV, which is why they're probably planning a televised wedding. Of course. Somewhere Kris Jenner is STILL jumping up and down for joy!

Kanye has apparently had quite the change of heart since wanting Kimmie to share less of her personal life, because now he is definitely Keeping Up With The Kardashians!

Kanye, of course, has a lot of parameters about how a filmed wedding would go down. "If they choose to film the wedding, it will be filmed by them, not a TV crew. And they'd sell it to a network," a source tells Us Weekly.

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Rob Kardashian Has A Teeny Weenie Issue With His Weight Gain!

by Lauren on April 25th, 2013

Holy TMI, Batman! Rob Kardashian is taking a page out of his famewhoring sister's playbook (yes, I'm looking at you, Kim!) and giving the world a heaping dose of too much information! I can never unread what I just read…and now you won't be able to either!

If you want, you can blame Ryan Seacrest for feeling the need to do a sit down special with the entire Kardashian/Jenner klan, but really, the brunt of the blame should be placed on pimp momager Kris Jenner's shoulders. She's taught her offspring that it's "the more ridiculous, the better" when it comes to garnering media attention. I warn you, what you are about to read isn't pretty, and it has to do with what weight gain has done to poor Rob's member. {Shudder}

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The Game Shoots Down Rumors Of A Hook Up With Khloe Kardashian Odom; Kim Kardashian Kontinues To Sell Wedding Gifts On EBay

by Lauren on March 21st, 2013

You know one thing I've noticed? When Khloe Kardashian Odom is in the tabloids, it's usually some twisted rumor perpetuated by paparazzi photos. When her sister Kim Kardashian is in the tabloids, she's usually put herself there willingly in a misguided attempt to get more attention. Unfortunately for Kim, it never works out how she planned, and the backlash is usually hilarious for the rest of us.

Yesterday, a photo of Khloe hugging a man who is not husband Lamar Odom surfaced, so clearly the girl is having a scandalous affair…that, or she and brother Rob are participating in a rapper friend's fitness program. The former sounds more exciting though, doesn't it? Meanwhile, Kim is trying to rid herself of all things Kris Humphries before all of her love child with Kanye West is born. While I'm assuming she's trying to garner sympathy, hawking high-end designer shoes and a one-of-a-kind clutch to the highest bidder on ebay doesn't make me feel all that badly for poor Kimmie. Go figure. At least she's doing it for charity…a "portion" of the proceeds go to Life Change Community Church. You know, the church her mother Kris Jenner co-founded.

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Wendy Williams Says Kanye West Will Never Marry “Baby Muva” Kim Kardashian! Plus, PHOTOS: More Kim Fashion Katastrophies!

by Mary on February 22nd, 2013

One thing you can always count on Wendy Williams for is a brutally honest opinion!

On yesterday's "Hot Topics" portion of her show, the talk show host discussed Kim Kardashian's pregnancy and said the soon-to-be-not Keeping Up With The Kardashian star is in for a "rude awakening" because Kanye West will never marry her!

Wendy thinks Kanye was looking to "have a pretty baby" and since he had long been infatuated with Kim, he decided to turn to her to get the job done. Wendy predicts Kanye will never see Kim as more than a "baby muva" and will dump her once their child is born because he'll get tired of her.

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Kendall Jenner Almost Kauses Krash While Texting And Driving!

by Lauren on August 17th, 2012

Does everyone in the Kardashian/Jenner brood think they are above the law? Apparently so, it seems. ~~Future Gisele~~ Kendall Jenner has recently been accused of nearly causing a horrible collision due to texting while driving. For the record, it is illegal for anyone under 18 years old in California to use a mobile phone even WITH a hands free device. Dear Kendall is just sixteen.

The terrified commuter shares with Radar Online, “The car was all over the lane. I thought the driver was intoxicated! When I pulled up alongside her car, I realized it was Kendall Jenner. She was texting and driving!”

The driver continues, “I was trying to get off the freeway, and I couldn’t merge into the right lane because (Kendall) wasn’t paying attention and her car would have drifted into mine.”

When the passenger in the victim’s car began snapping cell phone pics of the wrongdoing Jenner, it didn’t phase Kendall. “When she realized we were taking pictures of her, she gave me a dirty look but continued texting, laughing with her friends in the car,” reveals the driver. Why oh why am I not surprised? Perhaps the Biebs should do a special texting while driving PSA just for her.

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