It’s been a hot second since Kris Jenner and the brain trust at E! gifted us with a “Choose Two Random Kardashian Siblings to Take On a Major City While Opening a New Dash Store” spin-off. It’s about time, don’t you think? Let’s go in a slightly different direction, shall we? I’m thinking Rob and Blac Chyna Take Calabasas…and Share a Home with Kylie and Tyga. I know that would be the one show spit out by this family that I’d actually watch. I have a pact with my better self not to view any Keeping Up With The Kardashian kraziness. Sure, this pact is maybe two weeks old, but baby steps.
We may be closer to the perfect storm of a spin-off now that Rob Kardashian has seemingly reconciled with his momager and over-exposed siblings. After bouts of weight game, rumors of depression, and throwing shade at sister Kim Kardashian on social media, Rob seems to be in a better place now that he’s dating his youngest teenaged sister’s much older boyfriend’s baby mama. Small world with those Kardashian-Jenners…
The problems of Kardashian Beauty continue to be spackled on thicker than a Kardashian’s contour. The Keeping Up With The Kardashians stars are facing a $200 million dollar lawsuit from investors who claim the struggling Kardashian Beauty isn’t being properly supported and endorsed by Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian.
Hillair Capital Management shelled out $10 million dollars to help save Kardashian Beauty after the previous investor went belly-up. They expected Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe – the sisters behind the line – to promote the brand via social media. I mean how could they find the time in between tweeting pictures of themselves naked or posing with begrudging celebrities?!
Y’all can all rest easy…Scott Disick is fine. He’s not partying too much since his split from Kourtney Kardashian. He hasn’t fallen off the wagon after multiple rehab stints. He’s just living his life the only way Lord Disick knows how…royally.
The former Keeping up with the Kardashians (along with several spin-offs) star is sick and tired of being unfairly portrayed in the media. Sure, Scott admits to some really dark times in the past, but that’s all behind him. He’s just trying to have fun–in a very low-key and normal thirty-two-year-old single guy way. Just get off his back already, mmmmkay? Clearly I’ve missed all the reports of Scott’s recent debauchery and playboy shenanigans because I was pretty surprised to hear him speaking out against them. I guess losing Kris Jenner as a promotional mouthpiece–whether positive or negative–has affected the poor chap. Now he’s forced to do his own interviews to clear his name. Hard times, for sure.
Tyga andKylie Jenner are very-much together after once keeping their illicit love a secret relationship due to Kylie’s age. Even now that the couple is legal, the backlash is still there. In fact, much like Blac Chyna, the media and public scrutiny is the third wheel of the Ty-Ky koupledom!
Tyga complains that people just don’t understand his love for Kylie, which defies all things, and possibly the devil is making us all criticize their love. Luckily Tyga relies on his faith to keep him strong enough to withstand the criticism over his love of the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star!
In phase 2 of her “please forget my husband acted like an ass on Twitter, at SNL, and.. and…and..” project, Kim Kardashian created a distraction this morning – and I’ll give her credit since it’s a super cute distraction. Kim shared the first photo of her son Saint West.
Kim says she chose today to release the photo because it happens to be her late father’s birthday. “Today is my dad’s birthday. I know there’s nothing more in the world he would have wanted than to meet his grandchildren. So I wanted to share this pic of Saint with you all.”
Between the tight space and the plastic runway I can’t help but think Cynthia‘s show was held in the lobby of her hotel – without permission – and she lucked out when Mother Funders‘ Carla Stephens and Real Housewives of New York‘s Jill Zarin stumbled upon the “show” so Cynthia could pose for pictures with the “stars” who attended her show. Poor Cynthia. If I could stop laughing, I might feel sorry for her.
Also in attendance were Bella Hadid, Anna Wintour,Gigi Hadid, Jay Z, and North West. Check out the pictures and let us know your thoughts on Kanye‘s – and I use this phrase loosely – fashion line below.