The least annoying Kardashian sister (I realize that’s not saying much!), in my humble opinion, is getting her own show. Khloe recently announced that she’ll be taking prime time television by storm with her new talk show, Kocktails With Khloe. Katchy! The series is slated to hit your small screen late this year on the FYI network. For your information, I have never heard of said network, and I scour my guide channel more than I watch actual television…given this job, you know that has to be A LOT!
A source tells US Weekly that the formerly married couple “saw each other when she was in Vegas and both signed the divorce documents together,” making their split official. Khloe filed for divorce in 2013 after Lamar’s reported struggle with substance abuse and spousal cheating.
When I saw this photo on Kim Kardashian’s Instagram last night for Throwback Thursday, a flood of snark nearly short-circuited my brain. There is so.much.to.say. about this hot mess. So naturally I knew you all would appreciate the chance to flex those sarcasm muscles on this fine Friday morning.
Fans/viewers of Keeping Up with the Kardashians will remember this as the W magazine photo shoot that Kim cried over back in 2010/2011. She was so upset over the photos and was NEVER going to do nude photo spreads ever again! And then she changed her tune. See how she held to that promise?
Give us your best caption for Kim’s latest ridiculous attention-grabbing pic in the comments below!
Scott did not spend any time with Penelope on her 3rd birthday. Instead, he posted a collage of paparazzi pictures of her on Instagram with the caption, “1 of the only things I’m proud of about myself. HappyBdayP.”
Kourtney shared the above picture of Penelope, adding, “Happy birthday to the sweetest little girl in the world. Watching your every little move everyday brings me immeasurable happiness. #toomuchfunyesterdaytopost #disneyland” See more photos below.
A very wise woman once told me never to believe any Kardashian news that surfaces when the family is filming yet another season, and she couldn’t have been more correct! The family certainly knows how to stay in the limelight with a constant stream of well-timed drama. Not a day goes by that we aren’t treated to giant revelations, inappropriate Instagrams, pregnancy announcements, and break-up rumors.
The Keeping up with the Kardashians media circus is often carried out by random sources and unnamed family insiders, but we all know that Kris Jenner is the true ringmaster. Caitlyn Jenner news is subsiding and the hype about Kimand Kanye giving North a baby brother is so last week, so what should we focus on now? I know! Let’s dish on Kourtney kicking the always douchey Lord Disick to the curb yet again. The couple has been together for nine years and just recently welcomed their third child, but Scott’s out-of-control partying and obnoxious behavior are often front and center on KUWTK and its slew of spin-offs. We’ve seen the cycle practically every season…Scott constantly boozes to the point where his habits become a legitimate concern, Kourtney threatens to leave him, Scott has a break down that involves hitting rock bottom (usually smashing something in the process), Scott seeks treatment, Kourtney takes him back with a laundry list of ultimatums, and boom, they have another kid. And so it begins…again.
Kimshared what she learned from her secret marriage to Damon Thomas at age 20, “I was very happy at home learning how to cook and clean and keep a house. I knew that was where I wanted to end up.” So when is Kim going home and staying there? And can we have her internet access revoked??
Am I the only one who feels that Ryan Seacrest is on well on his way to world domination? Like it or not, the guy has been exceeding (a million-fold) his own goals…he started out as his high school’s version of David Silver (dun nun nun nah, dun nun nun nah chhh-chhh!), parlayed that into a successful radio show, became the emcee that lasted (what was that other guy’s name?) on American Idol, and he (unfortunately?) is responsible–with Kris Jenner, of course–for katapulting the Kardshian klan post Kim’s sex tape. The man has skills.
Now, not only is he responsible for the KUWTK uber-phenomenon (still not sure I’m happy about that…), Ryan is poised to bring us even more E! drama and ratings as a producer on the highly anticipated and much hyped docu-series about former Olympian Bruce Jenner in which the transgender reality star transitions into her new life as Caitlyn. I Am Cait is set to premiere later this summer.