This may be the saddest thing I've ever written. The rumors are true, Kim Kardashian has indeed landed the cover of Vogue. I don't know how. I don't know why, and it all but confirms that the magazine which has been in a slump for years has officially fallen to disgrace. (Ok, so that's my opinion at least).
Kim and fiance Kanye West grace the cover together under the caption "The Fashionable Live And Surreal Times #WorldsMostTalkedAboutCouple" Fashionable should be used loosely. And talked about isn't exactly a compliment, but Kimmie Kakes has certainly arrived. Hopefully she'll be a little better dressed at this year's MET Gala. #NotLikely
The angriest little man in show business took a plea deal over assaulting a photog at LAX, but now the paparazzi is taking Kanye to court! Daniel Ramos, who sued Kanye, is determined not to settle out of court for a payout and wants his case against Kanye to go to trial.
Don't talk smack about Khloe Kardashian on Twitter unless you're prepared for an all out tweet battle! The outspoken reality star has never been shy about speaking her mind in one hundred and sixty characters or less, but who needs long multi-tweet diatribes when she can just drop the f-bomb?
This time around, Khloe is hashing it out (hashtagging it out??) with the producer of an Australian morning show who is claiming that the Keeping up with the Kardashians star abruptly peaced out of a telephone interview after being asked about sister Kim'sdaughter with Kanye West. Seeing as Khloe seems to love gushing about niece North West, I kind of believe Khloe's version of events…
If you thought seeing a Kimmie Kakes sex tape was revolting, what about one starring KRIS JENNER?!
That's right – the pimpmomager has found herself in a sex tape scandal all her own. Vivid's calling… According to sources about a week ago Kris was approached in a grocery store parking lot by an unknown man claiming to be in possession of a seriously sleazy tape!
“At first she thought it was a joke, because she knew it couldn’t be real,” a source explains to Radar Online. "Obviously she would never allow herself to be taped like that! Initially, she just ignored it.”
Guest list? Check. Ridiculous confidentiality agreement for said guests? Check. Doing something about that pesky battery charge? Check. It seems that Kanye West can finally relax and enjoy planning his upcoming nuptials to Kim Kardashian now that he's pleaded no contest to allegations of misdemeanor battery and grand theft after some beef with a paparazzo at LAX in back in July.
The tiny rapper didn't appear in court yesterday for his sentencing, but he can put the incident behind him–on the criminal side at least–and focus on what's important…like whether he should let Kris Jenner film his wedding for Keeping up with the Kardashians.
If you happen to make the short list for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's intimate wedding ceremony (cough, cough), you're going to have to check you iPhone at the door…and basically sign your life away. Surprised? Not really! Kimmie's third wedding is going to be tight when it comes to confidentiality.
According to multiple sites, Kim's nuptials to the tiny rapper will be closely monitored, and they won't risk any guests getting Instagram worthy pics or vids before they can sell their photographs to the highest bidder…and E! can televise yet another one of Kim's big days.
Kris Jenner will put her family's name on just about anything! The Kardashians have clothing lines, make-up, and dietary supplements. What's next? Shredded cheese? Nope! Actually "what's next" is a line of travel packages designed by each family member as they try to sell you their dream vacation. Only for them it's not a dream vacation, it's called a Tuesday.
The family has partnered with a travel company that promises to give us regular folks the opportunity to travel in style. The packages promise to be how you'd imagine your favorite Kardashian to vacation, with the most expensive ones based on Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's lavish lifestyle. So will they be offering an option to go to outer space? Seriously, who would pay for this?