Kim Kardashian and Kanye West headed off to NYC this week to attend the TIME 100 Gala to celebrate the magazine’s “most influential” honorees. Since Kimye made that list, they graced everyone with their presence. Comedian Amy Schumer was apparently so overwhelmed about seeing the “royal couple” that she dropped at Yeezus’ feet right on the red carpet.
It may have been a fancy schmancy gala, but Kanye is above that, ya’ll. He wore his finest tattered t-shirt to the event. Geniuses do not cave to the pressures of conformity. He’s a rebel. And a fashion God. Kneel before him. (I said kneel, not face-plant, Amy) I feel like I should start a Go Fund Me campaign to buy Kanye some new Hanes t-shirts with the neckbands in tact.
I will give Kim Kardashian some credit, from certain angles her dress looks very nice and fits fairly well for once. But from other angles, you can see the sheer material and carefully placed fabric triangles are barely holding her boobs in.
It must be an off-year for Time Magazine because the infamous news magazine just voted Kim Kardashian and Kanye West among their 100 most influential people who have shaped the past year. Seriously!? Are they that desperate for readers?!
Reality star Kim Kardashian is almost done with her pilgrimage overseas. During her time in Armenia, the Keeping up with the Kardashians star was seen carrying around a cutout of her brother Rob’s face as she filmed for their show. I get that Rob wasn’t along for the trip, but seriously? Neither was Kourtney, so I hope Khloe or one of the cousins had a cut out of her face they toted around! Nothing like a publicity stunt during a “serious” trip. hahaha. I almost typed that with a straight face.
Kim andKanye and Khloe left Armenia a few days earlier than originally planned and headed over to Jerusalem to have North baptized today. Kim named Khloe as Nori’s godmother.
We start off with Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian wrapping up Kim’s surgery and it appears everything went well! Full steam ahead baby-making in bathrooms with Kanye West again. Yay.
Kris is at an indoor go-cart racetrack with Khloe and Scott Disick. Kris explains that she tries to spend one-on-one time with the kids and hasn’t seen Kylie in a few weeks. What? Where is she living? Isn’t she like 15? Is that legal?