Welcome Back Kardashians! Surprise, surprise the premiere episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians opens with Kim Kardashiandoing a nude photo shoot. Kim and Kanye West are trying to have another baby which means they are apparently having sex every opportunity they can get. It’s kinda gross because Kim tells everyone about 8 seconds after they have sex that they just had sex. Her make-up artist commented about the glow she had on her face post-bathroom romp at the shoot and it’s just eeww. Khloe was standing in the corner (Still playing with her hair a gazillion times a day) while Kim was getting primped and air puking at the same time. Kim detailed the path of Kanye’s sperm making their way to her egg as her eyelash glue was drying.
Kourtney decides to visit Bruce Jenner at his bachelor pad in Malibu and check-up on him. Side note: It appears Bruce has had more plastic surgery because he does look a little different in the lips/cheek area. He seems lonely and misses his life with Kris. The Jenners have parted from the Kardashians and now it’s a house divided post-divorce.
The two most grounded, normal, and–in my opinion–gorgeous people to ever make their way onto Keeping Up with the Kardashians are sharing some exciting news. Unlike their Kardashian kounterparts, they made their announcement in a grounded, normal and–again, in my opinion–gorgeous manner…via Instagram.
Brandon Jenner and his wife Leah Felder Jenner are expecting their first child, and that is going to be one beautiful baby! Brandon is one of Bruce Jenner’s six children from three marriages, and he and Leah, along with his equally good-looking brother Brody are often featured on KUWTK. However, Brandon and his bride seem to be polar opposites from his Kardashian step-sisters. Thank goodness.
Hot on the heels of very public feud with her former beau Kanye West, the spurned Amber Rose is being “inundated” with reality TV deals! Is she ready to tell what she knows about the twisted world of Kim Kardashian and Kanye?
Look out Osbournes! Keep on keepin’ on, Kardashians! A new family is hoping to take over as the resident ridiculously rich crew which combines elements of both Ozzy’s crazy clan with a musical patriarch and the Kardashian model of being famous for absolutely nothing redeeming.
That’s right, kiddos! Rod Stewart and his bunch are getting their own reality show! The Maggie Mae and Forever Young singer has had quite the career which has spanned decades and resulted in countless hits. His adult children are almost as famous. Son Sean is no stranger to reality television having appeared on the short lived Sons of Hollywood followed by a stint of Celebrity Rehab. He’s even attracted to reality stars having a much hyped May-December romance with former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Adrienne Maloof. I’m still surprised those two didn’t last.
Kim Kardashian isn’t going to be intimidated by Sharon Osbourne and PETA. In case you missed it, Sharon tried to publicly shame Kim over her love of fur but apparently Kim couldn’t care less. The Keeping Up with the Kardashiansstar has been flaunting some major fur (and skin) in Paris this weekend. She even managed to flip them a double finger by stepping out in two fur pieces at one time.
Kim is also showing off a whole lot of cleavage this weekend, too. And has had a few touch ups on her new blonde hair already. It has to be close to fried after all that processing.
We have four new attention grabbing looks in the gallery below. Tell us which one you think is the worst. Are any of them not a fail?
We haven’t seen too much of Jim and Amber Marchese since the reunion episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Last week they stepped out to attend the “Tinkerbell and the Legend of the Neverbeast” screening and then stopped off at Buca di Beppo for dinner (and some family photos).
Other reality star sightings: GG Gharachedaghi and Reza Farahanhung out at the Stock Exchange as they promoted the new season of Shahs of Sunset while Bethenny Frankel did the afternoon school run with Bryn. Lisa Rinna got in a good workout and Ramona Singer attended the premiere of “Cop Show” in NYC.
We also have new pics from Lisa Vanderpump, Rachel Zoe, Val Chmerkovskiy and many more!
Kim Kardashianforgot to pack her bras for her trip to Paris this week. The Keeping Up with the Kardashiansstar continues to traipse around Paris Fashion Week events with Kanye West, showing off her new blonde hair and her bra-less boobs in see-through mesh dresses. And she also taps her cowgirl fantasies in a god-awful fringed number that’s actually the best of the looks so far. Which ain’t sayin’ much.
It also appears that Kim fell into a vat of self tanner in her Paris hotel room. (close up below)
Check out the pictures below and tell us if you’re loving Kim’s new looks?