NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! <–That's not just ALL CAPS, folks. That is a legitimate scream. If that scream was in a movie, it would be the desperate cry of someone who had just fallen off the world's largest cliff, and it would be loud enough to start an avalanche on a neighboring continent. It would only be slightly less dramatic than Sally Field realizing she had eighteen personalities, her daughter was trapped in a Middle Eastern custody dispute, and her ex-husband was dressing in drag as the nanny…all at the same time. It's a true scream. But why?
Kris flippin' Jenner. That's why. Remember when rumors seemed so true that her talk show was cancelled and the world rejoiced? Yeah, me too…and I'm not even home during the day to defiantly not watch it. It looks like that call may have been premature. Thanks a lot, tiny rapper.
The kraziness surrounding Lamar Odom'sdrug addiction rumors kontinues, and TMZ is determined to keep saying he's a major krack addict. While other sources are claiming that Lamar's battle is over prescription pills, no matter what you read or where you look, the reports are all konflicting!
In addition to the new substance abuse allegations, the big question is will Khloe Kardashian stand by her man? She's always seemed head-over-heels for her NBA star husband, and I think regardless of what happens in their marriage, she will do everything in her power to make sure he gets the help he needs. Again, depending on which "source" or "family insider" you believe, the couple is either working it out or hiring divorce lawyers.
Kris Jenner's talk show is not being renewed, so says the rumor mill!
Kris tried every stunt she could to bring in the viewers for her talk show 'kris' during it's trial run this summer – everything from pimping out her kids as guests and co-hosts to fake baby reveals to baby photo reveals and anything in between. It seems that all the tricks and schemes weren't enough to pull in impressive numbers.
A source tells RadarOnline that Fox is not renewing the show, which had some pretty harsh reviews from the get-go. “There is no chance the talk show is going to get a green light from FOX. The ratings were averaging an abysmal 0.8 and advertisers were less than enthusiastic about it.”
I don't consider myself naive usually. Sure, I have my blonde moments, but I have to say I am disappointed in myself that it never crossed my mind that the Kardashian kover-up krew could be perpetuating the rumors of Lamar Odom'sdrug abuse.
Now, don't get me wrong, I wasn't born yesterday. Lamar is no angel (I'm assuming he does suffer from addiction and a penchant for bedding women who aren't his wife), but it's the deluge in which the gossip is coming that sounds a lot like Kris Jenner is trying to make him seem like a total asshat. If he does have serious problems, he needs help, not a public shaming…although we all seem to be hoping it works for Miley. She can't be tamed, though.
Radar sources share that Lamar “absolutely believes Khloe’s family has been leaking stories to the tabloid press about his drug use, and his trip to rehab last year. Khloe has been very private about Lamar’s drug addiction, as she had done for the past year."
It turns out I wasn't the only one completely repulsed by Keeping Up with the Kardashians' planned episode revolving around eating placentas. The show took a big hit in viewers this week, dropping from last week's 2.74 million down to 2.2 million this week!
Real Housewives of New Jersey saw a slight increase this week, hitting 2.38 million watchers. Maybe all of the dark family feuding finally coming to an end will start reel back in some of the fans who previously jumped ship – even though it's boring some of us to tears.
Sister Wives also enjoyed a small bump this week. Kody and his hair-em reached 2.34 million viewers on Sunday night – almost reaching premiere numbers of 2.5 million.
As with all celebrity rumors, where there is smoke, there's usually fire. At least that seems to be the case when it comes to the gossip surrounding the demise of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's marriage.
Some super classy ladies have been coming out of the woodwork and selling sharing stories of their affairs with the married NBA player. Now, it seems that Khloe has kicked Lamar out of their home…and not just because of the infidelity, but because of the drug abuse she is convinced led him down that path.
Kris Jenner took to Twitter this morning to show off what her talk show guests saw – the first picture of baby North. She simply wrote "Meet North West". Of course the always-promoting grandmother Tweeted the picture with a hashtag of her talk show that she's trying to get trending this morning. This will do the trick, I'm sure!
So, here she is, America's Baby. Carry on with your Friday.
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