I know you all are going to be soooo surprised by what you're about to read, but Kim Kardashian's engagement to Kanye West was filmed for reality TV! I knew pimpmoma Kris Jenner wasn't going to let the ultimate publicity stunt, ratings ploy go to waste – especially with interest waning in America's First Family of Reality Television Atrocities!
In the wake of several unfortunate Kardashian events, including allegations that Kanye would never propose to Kim and that their relationship was fake (I believe it – at least from his perspective!) Kanye planned a big honking proposal – with Keeping Up With The Kardashian kameras in tow!
A member of the orchestra dishes that she was paid four-times her normal rate and required to sign a non-disclosure agreement before performing at the Kimye Proposal Show. The musicians knew 2 days in advance what Kanye was secretly planning and snagged $1k each for the gig.
Another day, another tacky as all get out klothing line dollar for sisters Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian. In addition to their Dash stores, Kardashian Kollection with Sears, and countless scents and make-up ventures, the reality stars are taken their version of high end design to other parts of the world…as in, not here in the United States. Thank you, girls. Thank you.
According to Web Pro News, the Keeping up with the Kardashian stars' new line, called Lipsy, will launch on October 24th and will be available exclusively in the U.K., Russia, Ireland, and the Middle East. Those of you who live in the States, fear not. These are the Kardashians, and I'm sure they'll be launching their new line of toenail clippers/butt pads/windshield wiper blades any day now for us to enjoy.
So Kim Kardashian is engaged – again! Hopefully this time will stick. I have to admit I'm surprised that Kanye West proposed – not sure why, but I do wish the couple all the happiness in the world.
And I'm totally psyched about the reality show pimp-momma Kris Jenner is undoubtedly going to have them filming. Keeping Up With Kimye, anyone?!
Anyway, according to TMZ Kanye spent $35,000 to rent out the Giants stadium last night and propose to Kim. But $35k is nothing compared to how much he spent on the 15 carat diamond Kim is now sporting on her finger!
Bruce Jenner recently separated from wife Kris Jenner. It was the best decision he ever made. It was Bruce who reportedly wanted the divorce and initiated things by moving out of the Kardashian kompound and relocating to Malibu. After being ditched, Kris admitted they are happier apart!
But the famewhoring kouple isn't going to let a little thing like publicity stunt divorce interfere with their reality television empire! This season on Keeping Up With The Kardashians,Bruce and Kris will reportedly begin dating and moving on from their decades-long marriage. Or not. A source told People that Bruce is certainly not ready to date since he's still recovering from everything Kris put him through. Including that disastrous facelift!
The mouthpiece for the club, which is no doubt enjoying some free publicity thanks to all the chatter, is adamant that the doorman had no clue who the famous reality stars were when they gained entrance underage. While I find that claim a tad fishy (has he never been bored in a grocery store aisle?), I wouldn't doubt the Jenner teens having fake IDs either. However, some new information has come to light that may make those "Kendall and Kylie who?" claims a little less believable.
To honor the momentous occasion, we thought we'd take a look back at Kim through her "celebrity years", transitioning from Paris Hilton's BFF and sidekick to sex tape and reality TV star and business mogul.
Of course it just winds up mostly being a glimpse at the evolution of Kim's face and her changing fashion – and also a peek at some of her boyfriend choices.
On a sidenote, Khloe Kardashian posted a sweet note to Kim on Instagram. She wrote, "Happy birthday KiKi!!!!!! I love you beyond comprehension!!!! You truly are one of my best friends. To me you are an angel in disguise. Always there for me in any way! My wish is that I give you as much in life as you have given me! Happy birthday Keeks!!!!"
Of course, if teenage shenanigans aren't your cup of tea, Kris makes sure that there is something for everyone when her children are over exposed in the media. How about some dish on the post-baby selfie seen 'round the world? Apparently Kim Kardashian and Kanye West worked tirelessly to get the perfect "casual shot." Gracious…I love how humble this family is!