I'll be happy when I can say 'Ciao' (or Kiao as the case may be) to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West after their upcoming wedding. We all know they have grand plans to fade into obscurity once married and enjoy a little down time out of the spotlight…just the two of them with daughter North–no nanny, no camera crews, no Kris Jenner.
Sorry, I couldn't even type that without cackling hysterically at the thought of Kim giving up fame for even a few hours. Bless her. Yeezy too. He isn't going anywhere. He loves attention, and he seems to believe that we want to know every tiny detail of the couple's personal lives. Why else would he tell us where North was conceived? Hey, his admission may give insight to the most recent Kimye wedding rumors!
I don't know about y'all, but I'll be thrilled when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West finally get hitched so all the speculation about when, where, and who surrounding their upcoming wedding can finally be put to rest…until we start speculating about baby number two, South! In fact, the only question I have regarding their marriage is WHY do I care so much?
Today's nuptial gossip brings us a totally new location for the big day, some strict rules regarding photographs (and no doubt surveillance footage) of Queen B and Jay-Z, and some hang-ups regarding that pesky prenuptial agreement. Let's start with that, shall we?
Ka-kching! It's a kash kow known as a Kim Kardashian keremony! Unless you've been in outer space testing out Kim and Kanye West's honeymoon trip, you know that Kimye is set to walk down the aisle Memorial Day weekend in Paris. Kim has been adamant that her third wedding will be a more intimate and un-televised affair, but rumors are flying around that she is going to rake in upwards of $21 million on her nuptials and the surrounding events. That's a whole lot of flower walls and ugly dresses!
How is Kim kashing in on the big event? Well, consider her marriage to the tiny rapper to be like the Olympics or a local charity party. It's all about the sponsorships, y'all! Apparently people are willing to give Kim (and Kris Jenner, too of course!) just about anything for free to get some exposure. I guess it makes sense given this family is known for total over-exposure!
Hey guys – Kim Kardashian needs some superficial attention over her appearance again! What would this woman do without social media – I am frightened just imagining it!
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star boasted that Kanye West gifted her with a giant wall of now-wilting flowers for her first Mother's Day, and since Kim never wants to let an opportunity to self-promote go to waste, she staged a so-called impromptu photoshoot in a see-thru white dress (negligee?) in front of the giant floral obstruction!
Today is Kim Kardashian's first Mother's Day and Kanye West wanted to celebrate in a big way and by that we mean with the biggest, oddest, tackiest thing he could find. Kim took to Instagram to show off her gift, along with a new photo of her spending time with her daughter North (whom internet has nicknamed igNori).
Kanye's interesting gift to Kim? A WALL of flowers. Kim shared, "I woke up to a wall of roses, hydrangeas and peonies!!! I have the best fiancé in the world! I love you so much baby!!!! #HappyMothersDay." Kim wanted us to fully grasp the flower wall, so she even shared a video so we could take it all in (see below).
In a photo that momager Jenner posted to her Instagram account earlier this week, she posed with Khloe's new man and captioned the photo, "I love you papi @frenchmontana #nobunight."
Montana knows his Instagram manners, because he in turn, put the exact same pic on his Instagram page and replied, "I love you Mami @KrisJenner."
Ahhhhhh, I hope he doesn't end up smoking crack and cheating on Khloe the way someone else did…At least her love life is looking up, because her plans to film her new reality show this summer have hit some road blocks.
Kim Kardashian loves to let rumors ride because, duh, it's more press for her. She normally doesn't bother to dispute rumors (especially when it's during the filming of her show), but today she took to Instagram to shoot down a few of the latest.
Kim wants us to know that she and Kanye Westare not yet married, although many reports last week suggested they tied the knot ahead of their big Paris celebration that's supposed to take place later this month. She also shot down the rumors that they will be filming their nuptials for an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Kim says they are opting to share through photos instead.