Can we all please breathe a sigh of relief? After months of rumored diva behavior from his youngest daughters, Bruce Jenner is putting his foot down on who they spend time with. And public enemy number one is rage-addled R&B star Chris Brown.
The breaking point came a few weeks ago, when the Keeping Up With the Kardashians stars attended a pre-VMA party hosted by Brown hours before bullets rang out leaving one attendee, legendary producer Suge Knight, shot six times.
Breaking point indeed! Now, let’s just see if Bruce can get Kris Jenner to back him in this necessary decision.
Kendall Jenner, whoops, I mean justKendall, has made no secret about her desire to rise to supermodel status. She has covered fashion magazines and held her own strutting down the runways at New York Fashion Week. But now, the 18-year-old is proving that she doesn’t need a stitch of clothing on to produce an absolutely gorgeous picture.
On Saturday, big sister, Kourtney Kardashian, shared the above photo on Instagram of Kendall and captioned it, “Saturday muse.” Muse indeed! Kendall looks sultry and sexy with messy, wet hair and just the right amount of side boob. Kourtney also tagged famed photographer Russell James, alluding to the fact that he took the pic.
Now, what was momager Kris Jenner doing while her daughter was posing nude? Doing what Kris does best — making deals!
The finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians is FINALLY here! Which means the over the top thoroughly orchestrated storylines and extremely D-list acting is finally coming to an end. We can all exhale and relax. Or at least until E! starts shoving Kourtney and Khloe take the Hamptons down our throats.
The episode begins with a disclaimer that we are able to witness an episode shot almost entirely by Kim Kardashian’s family and friends. Basically this means that both the acting and the cinematography suck tonight. Strap in for one last wild ride folks.
Things begin with a gleeful Kris Jennerscreeching she is in Paris whilst pointing out obvious landmarks like the Eiffel Tower. I feel like issuing a quick apology disclaimer to both France and Italy for having such a nutso family invade their respective countries. Kris is on cloud nine prancing around during her dress fitting. Kanye West and Kris decide she should be showing more cleavage. #NoBoundaries Why does Kanye even want to see old lady cleavage? Kim comes to the rescue and demands Kris keep her boobs in her bra. #ProblemSolved The Jenner-bots look Ah-mah-zing in their bridesmaid dresses, but Kourtney and Khloe are not sold on the look.
Things kick off with Kimmie Kakes and Bruce Jennerenjoying a father daughter lunch. Kim is on a mission to drop the post pregnancy pounds so she can squeeze into a skin tight wedding gown. Kim decides to talk Bruce through the logistics of giving her away. Apparently Kim wants a solo walk for the first leg of her aisle walk and for Bruce to collect her after she passes the first fountain. Bruce likens the whole thing to a relay race. I think he was looking for the word circus. Tom-ay-to, Tom-ah-to. Changing gears, Bruce feels like all the embellishments on Kim’s crazy shoes looks similar to his a$$ when his hemorrhoids are acting up… yep when it comes to this family nothing is off limits. I think ‘dangleberries’ may have been used in this sentence but I was too busy vomiting to be entirely sure.