It's been a big week for Kim Kardashian, y'all! Not only did she celebrate her thirty-third birthday, but she got engaged for the third time to tiny rapper Kanye West who finally made peace with Jimmy Kimmel (seriously, I am still laughing about that!). If that wasn't enough, new daughter North West debuted this week on Keeping up with the Kardashians. As you could expect, Kim kept it klassy for all of these events.
Let's begin with the show, shall we? Confession time…I. sometimes every once in a while rarely watch KUWTK. I'm not even that ashamed of it. In fact, I tend to find the majority of the family (read: Bruce Jenner, Kendall Jenner, Khloe Kardashian–who grates on my nerves like the remaining family members when I read stuff like this–and the Jenner boys) likeable on the show. The entire shiny E! klan is separate and different from the fame lovers I love to loathe in the 'loids. That said, Kim was just plain gross on this week's episode, and I don't give two flying flips about her third (and no, I don't think this one's the charm) wedding.
Last weekend Kylie and a group of friends, including Jaden Smith, sauntered into a BH hotel around 8:30 pm. At first Kylie was jovial and polite to staff, having a good time and easy to deal with. But all that changed when she was told no!
"She was a complete nightmare," a source reveals of Kylie. "She started out really nice. But when she didn't get what she wanted, it was like someone flipped a switch."
The mouthpiece for the club, which is no doubt enjoying some free publicity thanks to all the chatter, is adamant that the doorman had no clue who the famous reality stars were when they gained entrance underage. While I find that claim a tad fishy (has he never been bored in a grocery store aisle?), I wouldn't doubt the Jenner teens having fake IDs either. However, some new information has come to light that may make those "Kendall and Kylie who?" claims a little less believable.
Of course, if teenage shenanigans aren't your cup of tea, Kris makes sure that there is something for everyone when her children are over exposed in the media. How about some dish on the post-baby selfie seen 'round the world? Apparently Kim Kardashian and Kanye West worked tirelessly to get the perfect "casual shot." Gracious…I love how humble this family is!
And remember this picture of sixteen-year-old Kylie Jenner and seventeen-year old Kendall Jenner looking, um, over served? Look, I'm not going to lie and say the teenage version of myself never threw a jolly rancher into a Zima and sipped on it at a field party back in the day, but I didn't live in the spotlight, it was before cell phones, and, say it with me…it was so incredibly dumb. Hindsight and all.
Anyhoo, the nightclub is claiming that Kendall and Kylie flashed him some fake IDs. However, a Kardashian/Jenner source swears that the bouncer recognized the girls and was happy to let them in underage.
No sarcasm intended. We all know Kris loves a headline. Kylie and Kendall probably have an "obtain scandalous headline" bonus in their contracts with momager Kris. Sex themed nightclub? Cha-ching! They're cashing in today!
Kylie, 16, and Kendall, 17, were photographed leaving a 21-and-over club in West Hollywood last night. According to TMZ, the club promotes Wax Rabbit, a new, voyeuristic, hip hop, and nudity nightclub experience, on Tuesday nights.