In last night’s installment of The Hunger Games: MockingShade 2, the ladies of Real Housewives Of Atlanta insulted each other on every level, then took a break to pass a dildo between their caftans on a beach, and then returned to insulting each other on every level. I like my Housewives classy like that!
We’re at dinner where Claudia Jordan is a whore and NeNe Leakes is fat with seething jealousy and shops at Ross. Now Claudia, you can read NayNay, but please don’t read Ross! I have gotten many things at Ross, including fabulous glasses made to look like Solo Cups! NeNe snaps that her dress is “RUNWAY!” Because when you got them coins they make RUNWAY in your size. That must be the reason NeNe’s dress looks like leftover remains of a circus tent in a Project Runway challenge. “Auf wiedersehen,” Ms. Leakes.
Claudia rips NeNe for her plastic “hair hat” glued to her head. T’is true – for someone so very rich NeNe has the worst wigs – she may have coins, but she does not use them to pay a hair gay!
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite photos from this week. Enjoy!
What did she think about Kenya’s qualification demands for an assistant? “I love my friendship with Kenya, but be very clear, I could never work for my girl! However, I would hire anyone who has worked and trained under her, because by the time Kenya finishes with them, they will be qualified to work for The White House, FBI, CIA, and Oprah.”
Kenya titled her first blurb DISRESPECTFUL FEET. “I am a supportive friend and was happy to accompany Claudia to the podiatrist. BUT… I was not prepared for those disrespectful feet! I tried not to make direct eye contact with them, but they kept acting up!! Seriously, CJ and I have been cool for over 20 years, and we can laugh together. We don’t take things too seriously.”
“When the other ladies arrived, the shade was thick. Half of them didn’t speak and the cattiness was on FLEEK. You know when folks are trying to fake act like they are not bothered? Well there was a lot of that going on,” said Claudia. “It was corny as hell to me. Come say hello, sit down, and order a damn drink! Let’s have this meal, show a little respect to our host, and let’s get through this thing.” HAHA! What a newbie! That’s not how the Real Housewives do it!
On last night’s episodes of Celebrity Apprentice there was Housewives drama! Brandi Glanville started her whining victim act, and Kenya Moore temporarily was able to be the cream that rises to the top. However – we know that’s all short-lived and I fully stand by my opinion that Kenya and Brandi are birds of a feather who hate together.
As always, this recap will contain spoilers, so do not read on if you don’t want to know who got fired.
NeNe Leakes and Kenya Moore are the lucky ladies who both attended the Golden Globes last night, followed by real celeb-studded afterparties!
The warring Real Housewives Of Atlanta stars both glammed it up but kept it classy in gorgeous gowns. Hopefully they had no unfortunate red carpet shenanigans, either! Afterwards NeNe posed with stars at the NBC/Universal’s 72nd Annual Golden Globes After Party, while Kenya partied at the HBO post Golden Globes bash.
Kenya opted for a cleavage-barring red Pucci gown and classic Old Hollywood hair. NeNe did peek-a-boo cleavage with a keyhole neckline in a custom Michael Costello gown. I have to say, I think both ladies look fabulous and I love both of their looks. I’m most impressed with NeNe’s hair – which avoided looking like Ne-Man or uncooked Ramen, and was instead swept back into an elegant updo. Kenya’s hair, equally the subject of much gossip, looked gorgeous as well.
Below are photos from both ladies at the events – as well as a poll for you to vote on who wore it best!
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Was anyone else totally confused by this episode of Real Housewives Of Atlanta? I don’t know what was more disturbing: the majorly disjointed story or Claudia Jordan‘s feet. I need some clarity on motives here – and also on shade, which I thought was genteel and left one guessing, not obviously wrong like a bunion crusted-foot.
The clips set-up this episode to be a big show-down in Puerto Rico between the establishment and the upstarts (not unlike an episode of Downton Abbey, although I dare say Lady Mary’s reads are far superior to anyone on RHOA). And yes, that did happen, but I felt like we’re missing some serious backstory. Was there a reason Phaedra Parks is suddenly gunning for Demetria McKinney like Evander Holyfield? Is Phaedra in love with Roger Bobb too? Speaking which, I beginning to believe Roger the Friendly Ghost comes from Claudia’s mysterious sugar daddy connect – or Kenya Moore‘s over-active iMANgination!