On this beautiful-ish Monday morning, I'm a bit sluggish. Perhaps I was lulled into a stupor by Cynthia Bailey's passive non-action on last night's rather tepid and boring episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta? The wine was not able to keep me – or the episode – afloat. But alas, there were some bright spots.
We're still in Mexico where NeNe Leakes is telling Peter Thomas that he's like a bitch, no wait he's not really a bitch he just wants to be one of the bitches, but not an actual bitch, he's just in bitches' bizness. So he's a bitch but she didn't mean to call him a bitch she was just pointing out that he was acting like a bitch. If you're confused, you are not alone.
Well, well… it seems two egomaniacal, desperate for drama, truth-stretching, attention whores can't get along. Who wouldda thought it?! Anyone who did not see this coming is dumber than Porsha Stewart a rock!
According to sources Kenya Moore and Brandi Glanville are already on the outs during the filming of Celebrity Apprentice. And we're only ONE challenge in! In actuality, however, they didn't like each other before filming even started and now that they're forced to work together all hell is breaking loose! "They were feuding long before they ever got on set, so it’s only gotten worse now that there’s a competition involved," a source explains to Radar Online.
Atlanta sources are buzzing today, sharing with us thatPorsha Stewarthas been fired from the cast of Real Housewives of Atlanta. We're not claiming this as an exclusive because dozens of other outlets are probably getting the same info from their own sources.
Porsha Williams' place in the cast was on shaky ground the way it was, but after the shenanigans yesterday, she is out, reportedly. Late last night NeNe Leakes was the only cast member to Tweet anything after the filming and all she said was "Love u, @porsha4real".
She took the Real Housewives of Atlanta star to task for being a meddling busy-body all up in everybody's marriage even though she was not invited! Tamar thinks Kenya has no business having any kind of discussions with Phaedra Parks' husband – or trying to cultivate a relationship with him.
“I do think there were severalratchet moments, but the one that sticks out to me the most was Ms. Kenya. I’m not talking about Kenya per se, but just any woman who feels like it’s OK to have somebody’s husband and have a conversation with them one on one. And try to be friends with him and not the wife," Tamar fumed on The Russ Parr Morning Show. "That right there is slap nation moment, okay?”
Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate! And twirl! Kenya Moore must have been a giant oak tree in a former life because she is all about the shade. Why is she even on Real Housewives of Atlanta if she can't stand all her co-stars? Nevermind. Stupid question…as if being friends is a prerequisite for any of the RHOA ladies!
I'm not sure if Kenya is attempting to channel her inner NeNe Leakes with recent venom-filled retorts, but she proves to be mildly entertaining. Calling out Porsha Stewart, the Neenster, and Phaedra Parks, Kenya proves that there is only one Krayonce, and she has her own personal brand of crazy!
If you thought the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunions were out of control, it sounds like Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion is going to take away the NJ crown this season! The Atlanta reunion is taping today and from insider info trickling in, all hell is breaking loose!
Us Weekly just shared that Kenya Moore and Porsha Stewart got into a knock-down, drag-out fight! Their source said "There was a major physical altercation between Porsha and Kenya. To the point that Porsha beat the crap out of Kenya, dragged her across the stage by her hair, and gave her a major beatdown."
If you've been peeking at twitter lately, you'll notice that three certain famewhores are all promoting the same event! Curious, yet? It seems the rumors are true that Kenya Moore, Brandi Glanville, and Kate Gosselin have joined Celebrity Apprentice! I feel anxious already.
Brandi has been blowing up her twitter feed advertising free hot cocoa and the opportunity to buy a pie today in NYC. I could definitely see an enraged Lisa Vanderpump fan throwing a pie in Brandi's face! And she is not alone.
Kenya announced, "Free hot cocoa and pie a celebrity in the face?!? DONT MISS IT!!! #CharityPieFace " As for Kate, she probably deserves at least 8 pies in the face. I'll volunteer. She also advertised the same charity event. Where are her kids? Wonder if Jon is on daddy duty.