Get ready Keeping Up With the Kardashian fans! Season 10 has started filming and we could not be more excited to see what kind of mischief the Kardashians get into this season. After last season’s finale — Kim Kardashianand Kanye West’s over-the-top Paris/Florence wedding extravaganza — this group is really going to have to go all out to top that.
Wait, hold on. Before we get too excited. I thought that the girls — Kourtney, Kim and Khloe Kardashian — all planned to boycott filming until a supposed thief in the filming crew was caught. So what gives?
The Kardashians just will not stop expanding their business empire. A hit reality show, clothing line, video games and DASH stores just are not enough. Now Kourtney, Kim and Khloe Kardashian are breaking into the hair business by releasing a like of hair tools and hair care products.
According to Women’s Wear Daily or WWD, you will not believe how much Farouk Systems executive chairman and founder Farouk Shami, thinks that his deal with the Keeping Up With the Kardashians stars is going to be worth.
We may not have heard the end of Khlomar just yet! Even though Khloe Kardashian filed for divorce from Lamar Odom almost a year ago, sources are reporting that since her break-up with French Montana, Lamar is trying hard to get back into Khloe’s good graces.
Well, this could get awkward because Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons has yet to premiere and apparently French is a fixture on the newest spin-off. Remember how awkward it was to watch Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries break-up on TV, when we already knew it was over?? Deja vu indeed!
But what the sudden break really begs us to ask, is how real was the relationship from the beginning?
The finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians is FINALLY here! Which means the over the top thoroughly orchestrated storylines and extremely D-list acting is finally coming to an end. We can all exhale and relax. Or at least until E! starts shoving Kourtney and Khloe take the Hamptons down our throats.
The episode begins with a disclaimer that we are able to witness an episode shot almost entirely by Kim Kardashian’s family and friends. Basically this means that both the acting and the cinematography suck tonight. Strap in for one last wild ride folks.
Things begin with a gleeful Kris Jennerscreeching she is in Paris whilst pointing out obvious landmarks like the Eiffel Tower. I feel like issuing a quick apology disclaimer to both France and Italy for having such a nutso family invade their respective countries. Kris is on cloud nine prancing around during her dress fitting. Kanye West and Kris decide she should be showing more cleavage. #NoBoundaries Why does Kanye even want to see old lady cleavage? Kim comes to the rescue and demands Kris keep her boobs in her bra. #ProblemSolved The Jenner-bots look Ah-mah-zing in their bridesmaid dresses, but Kourtney and Khloe are not sold on the look.
Things kick off with Kimmie Kakes and Bruce Jennerenjoying a father daughter lunch. Kim is on a mission to drop the post pregnancy pounds so she can squeeze into a skin tight wedding gown. Kim decides to talk Bruce through the logistics of giving her away. Apparently Kim wants a solo walk for the first leg of her aisle walk and for Bruce to collect her after she passes the first fountain. Bruce likens the whole thing to a relay race. I think he was looking for the word circus. Tom-ay-to, Tom-ah-to. Changing gears, Bruce feels like all the embellishments on Kim’s crazy shoes looks similar to his a$$ when his hemorrhoids are acting up… yep when it comes to this family nothing is off limits. I think ‘dangleberries’ may have been used in this sentence but I was too busy vomiting to be entirely sure.