Well, it seems that these crazy kids are really trying to make it work. While there have been divorce rumors galore since it came out that Lamar Odom was suffering from addiction issues and multiple alleged affairs, Khloe Kardashian appears to be standing by her man. I can only imagine what Kris Jenner thinks about this!
Khloe has been out and about lately (most notably at a sex themed nightclub with her underage half-sisters), but the couple hasn't been seen together in public since the news of Lamar's troubles were first reported. Sources and insiders (all fifteen billion of them!) have said everything from they are destined to split to they are going work through their marital woes. Who knows?
So what's happening on Kardashian island you wonder? Oh you know just more famewhoring, publicity stuntin', and outrageous money grubbing antics. The usz!
After dealing with her marital implosion on the season finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians somebody decided to jump ship and make a quick buck! That somebody is Khloe Kardashian, who hiked up her kameltoe jeans, and is trotting out to meet fans in Amsterdam, Dubai, and Australia. How fun.
Unfortunately for fans the whole meeting their idol thing comes at a price. You don't say?! In order to meet Khloe, fans have to buy items from the abominable hugely successful Kardashian Kollection in order to generate revenue for the klothing line.
We all know that when the Kardashians claim to be doing something for no reason, there's always a reason: famewhoring! Kim Kardashian took to twitter yesterday to announce she was just, you know, throwing a party for no reason, no reason at all!
"Slide ✔️ dance floor ✔️mechanical bull ✔️…our party for no reason is almost ready," Kimannounced. With the season 8 Keeping Up With The Kardashians finale airing last night and season 9 filming on-going there is of course a reason for the Kardshians to celebrate! Perhaps they're celebrating season 9 allegedly being their final season? One could hope…
A photo of Kim's "party for no reason" is below. Or of course you could view the celebration in action on Keek! #KeekingUpWithTheKardashians
It's been a big week for Kim Kardashian, y'all! Not only did she celebrate her thirty-third birthday, but she got engaged for the third time to tiny rapper Kanye West who finally made peace with Jimmy Kimmel (seriously, I am still laughing about that!). If that wasn't enough, new daughter North West debuted this week on Keeping up with the Kardashians. As you could expect, Kim kept it klassy for all of these events.
Let's begin with the show, shall we? Confession time…I. sometimes every once in a while rarely watch KUWTK. I'm not even that ashamed of it. In fact, I tend to find the majority of the family (read: Bruce Jenner, Kendall Jenner, Khloe Kardashian—who grates on my nerves like the remaining family members when I read stuff like this–and the Jenner boys) likeable on the show. The entire shiny E! klan is separate and different from the fame lovers I love to loathe in the 'loids. That said, Kim was just plain gross on this week's episode, and I don't give two flying flips about her third (and no, I don't think this one's the charm) wedding.
Another day, another tacky as all get out klothing line dollar for sisters Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian. In addition to their Dash stores, Kardashian Kollection with Sears, and countless scents and make-up ventures, the reality stars are taken their version of high end design to other parts of the world…as in, not here in the United States. Thank you, girls. Thank you.
According to Web Pro News, the Keeping up with the Kardashian stars' new line, called Lipsy, will launch on October 24th and will be available exclusively in the U.K., Russia, Ireland, and the Middle East. Those of you who live in the States, fear not. These are the Kardashians, and I'm sure they'll be launching their new line of toenail clippers/butt pads/windshield wiper blades any day now for us to enjoy.