Until the reality stars start snagging themselves A-List actor husbands, attending pre-Oscar parties and post-Oscar events is the closest they'll get to the actual Oscar red carpet. But this is reality TV and they'll show up wherever there are cameras present.
Imagine…someone in Canada thinks Keeping up with the Kardashians is too crude. Are we watching the same show? Obviously, I'm being sarcastic, although I am not at all surprised by the dirty mouths on Khloe, Kourtney, and Kim, nor do their thong pulling, underwear sniffing, breast leaking antics shock me in the least. How sad is that?
It all started with a "knock knock" joke courtesy of Lord Scott Disick on Keeping up with the Kardashians that aired on October 23 in the middle of the afternoon. He and Kourtney spent part of the episode using donuts and carrots to simulate a certain sex act. Keepin' it klassy, those two! I guess I should give you the warning that there may some offensive jokes and/or language after the jump…you know, the warning that the Canadian version of E! forgot to issue before the episode in question!
It's your update on all things Kardashian–you're over the moon, I'm sure! I promise to bypass any news about Kimand the tiny rapper, and only focus on some of the more tolerable gossip…like Lamar Odom professing that Khloe Kardashian will always be his wife, no matter what! I may even have some sad rumors for you too. Could the eye candy that is Brody Jenner (brother Brandon's just as hot!) be peacing out on Keeping up with the Kardashians? Honestly, he didn't seem overly happy to spend time with Kris Jenner just to get to see father Bruce. And finally, because, hey, everybody's doing it!–KendallandKylie Jenner are dishing on their new young adult novel. Happy weekend, y'all!
Speaking to Us Weekly, Lamar reveals he isn't ready to give up on his marriage. He says, "I love my wife. She'll always be my wife, no matter what. Who knows? We don't know exactly if [the divorce is going through]. Only time will tell. I hope not. But even if we were divorced, she would always be my wife," sharing, "Those were some of the best years of my life. Being married and being married to a woman I decided to marry was, besides having children, the most important thing in my life."
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to Twitter to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here's a roundup of some of our favorite photos from the Twitterverse this week! Enjoy!
Kim Kardashian and her sisters will slap their names on anything and everything, won't they? From make-up to accessories to their Sears Kardashian Kollection, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney have built quite an empire above and beyond their often annoying and crude reality television personalities (guilty, I watch the reruns!), and not surprisingly, they are going to keep adding to it.
Now, the sisters are announcing the launch of a kids' kollection launching at Babies 'R Us that Kim hinted about not too long ago when a fan asked her if she'd ever put North West in clothes from Target (answer: when hell freezes over). I guess you need to keep making beaucoups of money if you, oh, I don't know, decide to hire a full-time tailor just for you! Oh Kim. She's so down to earth!
What's that you say? The sisters are designing baby clothes? Kim is bankrolling a personal seamstress? Which to discuss first…
Update – it sounds like Khloe's coat is fake fur, according to her Twitter. "F*ck Yo Fur!!! Fake fur all day people!!"
Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are in NYC filming what feels like the nine billionth season of Keeping up with the Kardashians. Today the sisters stepped out to do some taping with their crew, so naturally they headed over to one of their DASH stores. Wearing fur and leather. But not just any ole fur coats.
Khloe went one step further, wanting to be sure she beat any possible paint throwers from PETA to the punch. Khloe turned around, showing that the back of her fur coat was covered in graffiti that says "Fxck Yo Fur" in red paint. Wonder if this is from the Kanye West collection? Sad, because I liked the coat coming, just not going.
Kourtney was also decked out in fur, too, but her coat wasn't mutilated (just a little ugly). And Kim. Well, Kim wore a super long black leather dress thing of some sort that looked like she'd trip if she tried to walk in it. And is it just me or is she bronzed/tanned to high heaven again?
Kim,Khloe and Kourtney didn't care that it was freezing out in NYC last night as they all stepped out in pretty thin suits and skirts to attend the charity event. They were even spotted holding each other up on the icy sidewalks in their high heels. Nobody fell, for the record. Later on Kim met up with baby daddyKanye West, who did dress for the weather in his cashmere coat. We don't have that pic just yet, but we're working on it.