I don’t even know what to say about the fact that train wrecks of Teen Mom 2 are back for another season. Part of me roots for these girls like no tomorrow, but the other part of me wants them to get their shiz together off camera and step up to the plate. Regardless, Jenelle Evans, Kailyn Lowry, Chelsea Houska, and Leah Messer (now Calvert) are back for yet another round.
Right off the bat, we’re reminded of the tension (for lack of a better word) between Jenelle and mom Barbara. Jenelle has broken up with Kieffer Delp while completing a rehab stint for her marijuana addiction, and she’s been diagnosed as bi-polar. She plans to stay on the straight and narrow. I’ll keep my laughing to a minimum. Jenelle shares that she and her mother are getting along well, and her attorney Dustin Sullivan calls to remind her that one passed drug test isn’t a victory. She needs to remain on the straight and narrow.
Chelsea recaps her past with the always awesome and supportive Adam Lind. While Chelsea appreciates that her mom is willing to help her with daughter Aubree’s childcare, she hates that her job at the tanning bed keeps her from spending so much time with her kid. Chelsea reveals to her mom that Adam may move in over the weekend, although they aren’t quite back together…at all. He’s just being nice. Shocking, I know!
Are you still with me? Here goes nothing… on her blog, the Teen Mom 2 star proudly proclaims, “I think I have broken the “Gary/Kieffer” Spell I was under! YES!" Yes, Kieffer Delp and Jenelle are off again. So sad. Just a few days after that shocker expected turn of events, Jenelle declares her love for a new guy, Courtland Rogers.
Jenelle shares, "Courtland and myself have made it official that we are in a relationship now. I'm so excited to start this new chapter in my life. Everyone is going to love him. He is so caring, loyal, and knows how to take care of himself. I have a good feeling about this relationship."
If ever there was a time I am thankful that reality TV has captured the horrible behavior of people it’s in the case of Jenelle Evans. TheTeen Mom 2 star has just announced she wants to take her mom, Barbara Evans, to court for full custody of her son Jace! And a friend declares that Jenelle is changing her life in preparation for a court battle.
I have to warn you in advance this story makes me furious and and I am letting Miss Nude Photo Scandal have it – via blog snark of course!
I’m not sure when Jenelle will find the time to parent in between her constant legal dramas and nude photo scandals and accusations of drug use and constant loser boyfriend procuring and tweeting, but apparently she thinks she will. Maybe she can give up her lucrative career of selling Scentsy to make time for her son. #sarcasm.
Just a few short months after Kieffer Delp sold topless photos of girlfriend Jenelle Evans, Jenelle is dealing with a new photo scandal. Yes, more nude photos of the Teen Mom star have surfaced. This time, James Duffy, Jenelle’s former boss, is responsible and the photos are much more revealing. Jenelle has denied ever being in a relationship with Duffy, so how did he get his hands on such personal photos?
Jenelle insists they were stolen from Kieffer‘s cell phone.
“Those r old pics from Kieffer’s cell phone Duffy stole,” Jenelle tweeted. “Those pics are from BEFORE I even met Duffy.”
Earlier this week,Jenelle Evans and Gary Head appeared in court to face the mess of charges they racked up following a weekend of partying in June. Gary Head was charged with assault on a female, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, and possession of a controlled substance. Teen Mom‘s Jenelle Evans was charged with simple assault, possession of less than one-half ounce of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance.
Jenelle brought old but new again boyfriend Kieffer Delp and Gary brought new girlfriend Claudia. Why not! They’re all adults, right? Keep reading…
MTV made Jenelle Evans a reality TV star. Jenelle Evans made Jenelle an embarrassment to MTV. Considering MTV airs junk like Jersey Shore, this was no small task for Jenelle. Here’s the latest scoop on Teen Mom 2‘s Jenelle!
The relationship drama never ends with Jenelle. If you have been following Teen Mom Jenelle’s on-again and off-again engagement to Gary Head, you’re probably dizzy. Also, you know that both Gary and Jenelle were arrested in June, following a fight in which Gary allegedly “beat the sh*t out of Jenelle.” Allison Lester, Jenelle’s roommate, is now claiming Gary and Jenelle’s entire relationship was plagued by violence and drug use. I’m shocked.
“When Gary is in one of his jealous rages, he gets scary insane,” says Allison. “The abuse Jenelle suffered at the hands of Gary is far worse than anyone could have imagined.” Sadly, much of this also took place in front of Jace, Jenelle’s two-year-old son. I hope Janelle started a therapy fund for Jace before she went broke.
Good Lord – sometimes I don’t even know what to think about Jenelle Evans. Days after admitting she was giving loser ex-boyfriend Kieffer Delp a second (3rd? 5th? 16th?) chance; citing he was a changed man – the Teen Mom 2 star discovered he sold the topless photos of her circulating around the web. Classy.
Even worse – Kieffer is admitting he’s responsible! When Jenelle found out the photos were on the internet she, of course, took to Twitter to vent her frustration and express her sadness. I expect she’ll be ‘taking a break’ from tweeting again in the next day or so as well – isn’t that what she always does when she’s upset? Anyway a furious Jenelle wrote, “Think I’m going to have a nervous breakdown. Can’t stop crying.”
“I’m so upset and depressed. Words can’t describe. Now the whole world can see me naked. I can’t stop crying. I can’t handle this,” she continued. And Jenelle straight up accussed Kieffer of being responsible for the leak! “Delp took without me lookin and told me he deleted them thats why I was laughing in the pic cuz I’m like lol stop. I was f*cked up off of anesthesia after the surgery. I didn’t kno he took the after photos.
I have to admit – this does really suck for Jenelle, who just posed for brand new boob photos with Kieffer – which she undoubtedly got compensated for. I guess ol’ Kieffer just wanted a piece of the pie.
And Kieffer is not shying away from the accusation. “Got racks on racks on racks lmao #no remorse,” he admitted on twitter. “I would have never done it if she didn’t brake my heart then talk sh*t about me for it.”
Oh, Jenelle… I certainly hope you will not get back together with Kieffer next week! In other Jenelle news, after she accused ex-boyfriend Gary Head of abusing her, they’re now back together… Le sigh.
ARE YOU SURPRISED KIEFFER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SELLING THE PHOTOS?
When Teen Moms come to mind, usually there are a few (okay, one or two) that give us faith in the humanity of our nation’s youth, while the others are just famewhore train wrecks. This blog post is about Catelynn Lowell and her boyfriend Tyler Baltierra and Jenelle Evans. I’ll let you figure out who falls into which category…
While both Farrah Abraham and Maci Bookout have expressed their desire to remain in the public eye with spinoffs, Catelynn and Tyler remain relatively under the radar. Viewers have championed the pair who made the undoubtedly difficult choice to place their daughter up for adoption (because that never seems to happen on the MTV hit) while overcoming major family strife to make a better life together.