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Kim Kardashian Divorce


Here’s some gossip I’m seriously questioning. Days after Reggie Bush publicly denied dating Kim Kardashian and weeks after she said she had no interest in getting married for a third time, a new report is claiming the ex-couple is not only back on, but Kim is willing to give up her “career” to marry him right away!

In Touch Weekly is claiming that Kim is prepared to do anything to convince Reggie to give her another chance. “Reggie wants Kim to completely disappear from the public eye,” an insider reveals. “Kim thinks Reggie is the one so she’s going to try her best.”

Reggie, who was notoriously uninterested in being a famewhore, reportedly dumped Kim because she was too enamored with the paparazzi and being on a fake reality show to care about him. But now Kim is willing to leave “reality” TV behind and be the wife she promised Kris Humphries she would be – except with Reggie!

Multiple reports have speculated the two are secretly dating and allegedly Reggie told Kim he did not want to be photographed together in public! In fact Kimmie has reportedly paid Reggie a secret visit in Miami early this month, during which, they were both holed up in a private residence for several days. Kim, a notorious fame-seeker, intentionally avoided the paparazzi. “She didn’t go out once,” a source adds. “And they weren’t seen in public together per his request.” Dang, she is really desperate. That’s called ‘I’m embarrassed to be seen with you but we can hook up’, Kim!

Apparently, now that Kim is willing to leave Keeping Up With The Kardashians and her other umpteen reality shows behind, Reggie has agreed to marry her once her divorce is over. “She’s insisting that she wants to run off with him to marry,” a friend of Kim reports. “It’ll be very private.” Kim did say she regretted her made for TV wedding! Of course, Reggie has some serious conditions: “stop seeking publicity, give up her reality TV career, and finalize her divorce with Kris quietly.” Sadly, Kris doesn’t want a quiet, quickie divorce – he wants to expose Kim for the pathetic famewhore she is!

Why do I not believe this for an instant? Like Kris Jenner would let her number one meal ticket fall idly by the wayside for something as trivial as love! Mama has bills to pay!

Moving right along, Ray J is getting his comeuppance by revealing low-down dirty secrets about Kim, oh excuse me – I mean “KK.” Ray J is on a rampage and he is letting everyone know just how Kim keeps a man – and it’s not her personality! “We were like animals; sexually free to try anything and we did,” he reveals in his new book Death Of The Cheating Man. “The first 30 days with Kim seemed to put me in a trance” he describes, “and the wilder the sex, the more my feelings got stronger.”

Kim was allegedly still married when the two started going at it, and it was the affair that ended her marriage. And while she was cheating she was reportedly a “straight freak who was down to do whatever, whenever and that she seriously hypnotized me.” He explains, “There are certain things that a woman can do to hypnotize a man and Kim knew them all.” I’m guessing her freak number is a 10!

Ray J describes their sex life as “buck-wild; we would get sexual at any time and then she would do certain things that most women just don’t seem to do.” Sadly, we know all too well what sort of sex life these two had, since an unexpected sex tape the two created was inexplicably leaked. Gee, I wonder just how that happened?! #krisjenner.

Ray J says he initially panicked when he learned the tape had gone public, but it’s done nothing but help his image! It has, cause he’s famous for what exactly? “I thought [my career] was literally over as I saw it,” he writes. “At the time, I thought my life and money might be over because you can’t be respected once you go into a certain world that involves sex.” I love these two, Kim and Ray J, the way the liberally throw around the word “career.” So funny, isn’t it?

Ray J claims instead he “literally became a sex object” and he was more than willing to take advantage of his status as the man who gave Kim a golden shower. “‘Mo money — mo problems,’ but I prefer ‘mo money — mo women,’” he revealed. “No matter where I went, it became normal to have two girls that were down. Every man has wanted to be Hugh Hefner at some point and time in his life. I just happen to get the chance to do it.” Ugh. These two totally deserved each other.

Now, for some happier news related to the Kardashian clan, days after it was reported that Lamar Odom‘s father Joe was rushed to the hospital and was said to be “gravely ill”, TMZ can confirm that Joe has left the hospital and was only suffering from a stomach virus. Joe is grateful that Lamar was at his side instead of playing in a scheduled NBA game. “[Wednesday] night [Lamar] stayed with me all night … just kickin’ it and whatnot … but everything is good now I feel a lot better.”

Finally, Kendall Jenner who is planning to skip college to be a supermodel, just released some photos from her newest modeling gig. The sixteen-year-old posed in swimwear for White Sands Australia.

“This was my first professional swimwear shoot and I got to wear the most gorgeous bathing suits and cute coverups… what do you guys think of the pics,” Kendall asked fans via Celebuzz. Actually, surprisingly tasteful and far more conservative than I would expect from a Kardashian-Jenner! See the photos from Kendall’s modeling shoot below!

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DO YOU BELIEVE REGGIE AND KIM WILL SECRETLY ELOPE? WILL SHE GIVE UP HER “CAREER” FOR LOVE? SURPRISED BY RAY J’S ALLEGATIONS THAT KIM WAS A “FREAK”?

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Despite her claims that she isn’t ready to date post divorce, Kim Kardashian is one of those girls who seems to always need a man. And that latest man is poor stupid Reggie Bush!

Days after, reports spotted the two lunching together and Reggie publicly denied Kim, a new report states, if it were up to Kim, the two would be back together! “Reggie and Kim have been talking since she split with Kris,” a Kardashian source tells Us Weekly. “Reggie is the one who all other guys get compared to, and the one she runs to when there’s a breakup. He is her safety net.” So basically Kimmie Kakes is using ol’ Reggie?

“He is comforting to her. But they are trying to be private about it – not even telling close friends.”

The reason? Kim’s family is totally against the relationship! “In her mind Reggie’s her great love… but he’s not a good boyfriend,” the source explains. “Her family hates to see how upset she gets when it’s over.”

“She’s always devastated and a mess. They really don’t want her to go down this road again.” But Kim is desperate to be married has “never stopped loving him.”

Kim’s family is hoping she’ll move on with someone new. “They want Kim to get back in the game and try meeting new people.” Sadly, Kim’s family and friends know Reggie will break her heart again. “It won’t go anywhere,” explains a source. “Reggie won’t commit to her in the way she needs him to.”

“He’s not ready to give up the fabulous life he has as a single guy,” the source adds. You mean he doesn’t want to be henpecked by pimpmomager Kris Jenner and used as another pawn in the Kardashians’ desperate attempts for fame, money, and attention?

Speaking of a pawn in the Kardashian famewhoring, Kris Humphries is stopping at nothing to take down the family who used and abused him! Kris’ plan is to take his divorce proceedings to court in an effort to “clear his name” after he was made into the villain on Kourtney and Kim Take New York!

Kris simply wants to prove his innocence in the matter, but the Kardashians believe his motives are vindictive because he wants to destroy Kim! “He’s doing this to humiliate her,” a Kardashian friend reports. Well, frankly she has it coming to her!

Finally, sixteen-year-old Kendall Jenner has officially become a Kardashian famewhore. The teen model has recently announced her decision to blow off college and pursue modelling full-time instead. And of course she has the blessing of her parents – who will do anything for their 10%!

“I’m not really thinking about [it] right now,” the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star told Life & Style about planning for college. “If my career really blows up, that’s what I would do. I love doing it.”

“She’ll probably have a career by the time she’s out of high school,” Bruce Jenner eagerly added. “If that’s what she wants to do, that’s good. I don’t know if college is going to be that important to her.” Oh, such awesome role modeling. What a lucky girl! Maybe she can end up just like her sister, Kim!

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Poor poor Kimmie Kardashian, her highly touted phony fairytale wedding continues to turn into her very real drawn out nightmare! And it only keeps getting worse folks!

If you’ve been keeping up with the latest Kardashian drama, you know Kim’s hubby of 72-days Kris Humphries, is pissed about being used as a prop on her E! reality show, and is now exerting his revenge by filing for an annulment on the grounds of fraud. Even better, Kris is making certain the divorce proceedings with Kimmie Kakes are very public and televised! Kris’ move will force Kim and her family to testify…under oath… which will in turn expose the Kardashian shadiness and mark the final nail in their famewhore coffin.

According to the latest issue of Life & Style magazine, “Kim’s freaking out.” A close friend of Kim reveals, “She has no interest in dragging out the divorce or having it play out on TV. Believe it or not, she’s a private person.” Apologies for the uncontrollable laughter that last statement might have caused!

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Just how serious is Kris about this case? Serious enough that the New Jersey Nets player petitioned to have his Minnesota-licensed attorney practice in the state of California. And folks, this isn’t about the money, as Kris has reportedly turned down offers by Kim and her lawyers to give him hush money.

“All of her dirty laundry will be aired, and there’s a lot to air,” states a close friend of Kris. “Kim is a calculating person who does things to benefit her wallet. That’s her top priority! Everything will come out in court – even their sex life.” Indeed, sources close to Kris have revealed that almost immediately after the wedding, and after pocketing $17 million, Kim suddenly had a zero sex drive.

In addition to wanting to prove that Kim, 31, never intended to be married to him for the long-term, Kris, 27, also wants the case to go to court because then any nondisclosure agreements he signed would be void. “When you’re requested to answer under oath, it’s a legal obligation. If he’s asked certain questions, he’ll be compelled to answer.”

As reported, Kris’ lawyers are also planning to question the Kardashian family and E! executives about staging scenes and dubbing words into Kris’ mouth on Kourtney and Kim Take New York. Our expose about Kim and her pimpmomager, Kris Jenner, staging a heart to heart “Dubai” scene will reportedly be part of Kris’ evidence against Kim.

And after all of this is said and done, Life & Style reports the shocking revelations from the divorce trial will could definitely put an end to Kim’s career, if it’s proven that Kim and her series are less than real, they lose credibility – which will could lead to loss of endorsement deals, appearances fees, and fans.

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“Kim feels like she’s trapped in a nightmare that just won’t end,” shares her friend. “Everytime she thinks things are getting better, something awful happens and she goes back into a pit of depression.”

Unfortunately for Kim, her family, while being there for her, are still upset that her quickie divorce is bringing them backlash as well. “It’s annoying,” explains another close friend of Kim of how her family feels about being drawn into her mess. “They’ll back her, but there’s a lot of ‘I told you so’ going around.” Ouch!

You can read more about Kimmie Kakes’ latest dilemmas in the current issue of Life & Style magazine.

In other Kardashian news, Khloe Kardashian continues her media tour to promote her E! series Khloe and Lamar, which returns tomorrow.

And of course, the hot topic is the continued rumblings that the late Robert Kardashian is NOT her biological father. During her appearance on The Talk this week, Khloe called the reports “hurtful.” She added: “I’ve heard it my whole life.. Rumors are rumors, and tabloids say whatever.”

However, during an interview with Hot 97, Khloe attempted to make light of the paternity rumors. “Do you know who my daddy is? I don’t either, honey!” she told DJ Swag on New York’s Hot 97 on Feb. 15. “Well I know, my dad is my dad…but geez everyone is confusing me at this point!”

She later got more serious adding: “So questioning me being a Kardashian…do whatever you want, but do not bring my father into it because he’s not here, that’s what I got most offended about.”

Interesting, though, Khloe can also put some of the blame on her skank momager Kris Jenner who has revealed she cheated on her ex-husband Robert. Reports have stated Khloe’s real dad is Alex Roldan, Kris’ hairdresser for over 30 years. In addition to the extremely striking resemblance Khloe bears to Alex, Khloe’s middle name also happens to be Alexandria!

A picture of Khloe and Alex is below, plus a preview of Khloe and Lamar.

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TELL US – THOUGHTS ON KIM FREAKING OUT ABOUT BEING EXPOSED? ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO THE PUBLIC DIVORCE TRIAL? THOUGHTS ON KHLOE’S COMMENTS? WILL YOU BE TUNING IN TO KHOE & LAMAR?

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After two failed marriages and one failed “career” Kim Kardashian is regrouping. The woman who was planning to get off birth control mere months ago is now no longer interested in something so time consuming and selfless as motherhood or marriage, as she has other things to do – like work out! Hey, she’s only got a few years before her most valuable assets really start to go south – and we know she’s not going to be relying on any personality points to pull her through!

Kimmie Kakes appeared on the most recent cover of Allure Magazine (in what I’m sure is going to be their worst selling issue to date, because what is alluring about Kim?), decked out in a bikini bottom and rope for a “shipwrecked” theme. Personally, I think she looked a little more Walking Dead than shipwrecked, which is ironic given that she has the personality of a zombie!

In the accompanying interview, Kimmie talked life post divorce round two and claims her third marriage won’t be televised because no one is willing to donate promotional items or buy any photos this time. Kim says her most recent matrimonial mistake, “definitely made me want to be more private with my relationship, whenever I choose to get into one again.”

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“When I saw Khloé [Kardashian] and Lamar [Odom] get married—and they had their wedding on TV—I thought, Oh, my gosh, that’s so exciting! That’s what I want! If you were to ask me now, that’s not what I want,” she expects us to believe.

Kim claims watching the demise of her marriage on Kourtney and Kim Take New York was difficult. “Is it tough to watch [the show]? Yeah. Tough to see an unhappy time in your life,” she describes. “Will I be more private of a person? Am I more guarded? Absolutely,” Kim says of lessons learned. “But, also, I’m a firm believer that my show is who I am.”

As for dating, Kim reveals,”I’m not ready, but when that time comes, I’ll be more cautious about who I let my world open up to.” Kim denies dating anyone despite being recently spotted having lunch with Reggie Bush.

Another thing Kimmie isn’t ready to contemplate? Having babies, despite what she’s been saying for years. Apparently she had some sort of a reality check about how self-absorbed she is. “Do I want kids of my own? Absolutely,” she explains. “But I don’t know if that’s what’s meant for me. Maybe I’ll just work, work, work, and not think about it.…I think I have a couple more years when I just want my body to myself. At 35, I promise I’ll consider it.” Yeah, maybe work on having a real relationship first.

“Khloé joked with me and said, ‘Will you be my surrogate?’,” Kim discloses. Which is somewhat sad. I hope Khloe is able to conceive!

Moving on to what I like to call sweet poetic justice, Kris Humprhries is mad–suing mad–and he is not about to let any man get ensnared in the Kardashian famewhore trap again! Previous reports have stated Kris wants to take Kim to court to publicly expose their fraudulent marriage AND he wants to sue her for refusing to return several hundred thousand dollars worth of wedding gifts.

Now a new report from Life & Style claims he is also suing pimpmomager Kris Jenner because she failed to represent his interests equally, citing breach of fiduciary duty! If you recall, shortly after Kim and Kris tied the knot he hired his mother-in-law as his manager, but that relationship ended when Kim filed for divorce.

During her brief stint as his manager, Kris believes Kris J gave Kim preferential treatment when she was supposed to be brokering deals for the newlyweds as a couple. Instead of marketing them equally, Kris was focusing most of her energy on Kim – who is the family cashcow! “When you have two clients, they’re supposed to be treated equally,” an insider explains. “It was a conflict of interest.”

Kris’ attorney, Lee Hutton reveals their strategy, “We’re going to let litigation take its course. We plan to fully pursue all legal options.” Oh, Kardashians – you reap what you sow!

Finally, since Kimmie is still very single, the thirty-one-year-old recently vacationed alone, save for the paparazzi who photographed her ambling along the beach lost in thought. Well, at least that’s how she hopes she looks!

Apparently the impending court case exposing all her shams is really starting to stress Kim out! “Kim feels like she’s trapped in a nightmare that just won’t end,” a friend of hers shares. “Every time she thinks things are getting better, something awful happens and she goes back into a pit of depression.” A photo of Kim single and in a bikini is below!

THOUGHTS ON KIM’S INTERVIEW? IS SHE BEING HONEST OR JUST TELLING THE PUBLIC WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR? DOES KRIS HAVE A RIGHT TO SUE KRIS OR IS HE JUST BEING SPITEFUL?

CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON TO SEE PHOTOS FROM KIM’S ALLURE SHOOT!

Poor Kim Kardashian, she overestimated just how much America really loved her and as a result, continues to suffer major backlash following her 72-day marriage, which reportedly garnered her over $17 million!

And unfortunately for the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star, there seems to be no quick resolve for her messy divorce as Kris Humphries is hell bent on proving she is a fraud.

As we reported during the week, Kimmie and Kris are now at a standstill as Kris wants an annulment on the grounds of fraud, while Kim continues to insist the marriage was real, hence her reason for wanting a divorce over an annulment. In fact, Kim reportedly instructed her lawyers to try to keep the divorce proceedings under wraps and in private–oh the irony!–while Kris wants a televised hearing so the world can finally see Kim and the rest of her family for the fakes that they are.

And according to a new report by Radar Online, Kimmie Kakes is willing to do whatever it takes to keep from being exposed, which includes offering Kris hush money to go away quietly. However, Kris’ lawyer has conveyed to Kim’s attorneys that he is NOT interested in a cash settlement. You go Kris!

“There have been informal settlement talks going on between Kim and Kris’ respective lawyers. Team Humphries has made it crystal clear though that Kris isn’t seeking any money from Kim. Kris doesn’t want one penny from her. His lawyers have said the only terms acceptable for a settlement would be if Kim agrees to Kris’ contention that the marriage was a fraud,” says the source to Radar.

The source continues, “There is a stand-off at this point because Kim will never agree to that, she says the marriage wasn’t a fraud. It just didn’t work out.”

Kris’ lawyer is now moving forward in trying to prove his fraud case, and is planning to question Kim, her pimpmomager Kris Jenner, and E! executives about the now infamous fake Dubai scene they claim was taped in October, which we exposed was actually filmed in December at a film studio in LA… months after the divorce filing.

Another reason Kris wants the annulment over the divorce is because of the prenup he signed. The prenup reportedly prohibits him from speaking negatively of Kim or their marriage, but if he’s able to get an annulment, that prenup would be void, and he would be free to speak his mind.

While Kim continues to remain mum on her divorce and tanking popularity & brand, her BFF Jonathan Cheban is doing her dirty work his darndest to defend her.

Talking to the HollywoodLife blog, the very heterosexual Jonathan first slams Kris for wanting the divorce proceedings made public. “I mean for a guy that doesn’t like [media attention] … it’s really weird that he’s pushing for that to happen,” Jonathan states. “Kim is not doing the fighting, it’s up to the lawyers now. I just think that if he wants to keep pursuing it, he obviously has a big issue.” Perhaps someone needs to tell Jonathan most people wouldn’t take to well to discovering they were nothing but a prop for a famewhore’s reality show!

The wonky-eyed one then goes on to insist the 72-day marriage was very real! “The wedding was not fake, he’ll never be able to prove that the marriage and wedding was fake. It’s impossible,” Jonathan claims.”The wedding was real. I was there from the beginning where Kim was like ‘He’s cute, that guy, I want to meet him!’ You know what I mean? It could never work in court.”

And finally, it seems Kris, 27, has learned his lesson the hard way, as sources close to him are now revealing he is not only completely over Kim, but has also vowed to never marry another phony famewhore!

“Kris is so over Kim,” a source close to him reveals to the HollywoodLife. “He says he never even really knew who the real Kim was.” The source adds, “The Kim Kris fell in love with doesn’t exist anymore. Of course, she broke his heart, but Kris feels he’s a better person now.”

Kris, who is said not to be dating anyone at the moment, is reportedly taking his time before jumping into another romance or marriage. “Kris is more clear about the type of woman he eventually wants to marry and he doesn’t want her to be anything like the Kim you see on the reality show,” the source says. Can ya blame him?

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TELL US – ARE YOU SURPRISED KIM IS OFFERING KRIS HUSH MONEY TO GO AWAY? DO YOU BELIEVE KRIS WILL BE ABLE TO PROVE HIS FRAUD CLAIM IN THE ANNULMENT CASE?

The divorce proceedings of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are quickly becoming very nasty in light of Kris’ revelation that his entire marriage to Kim was fake – at least on her end – and was created for her reality show. In the latest, Kris’ attorney has every intention of asking Kim and pimpmomager Kris Jenner about whether or not they fabricated scenes on Kourtney and Kim Take New York!

In light of Reality Tea’s discovery that Kim and Kris J had re-shot (or completely made up) a scene where Kim is describing the so-called troubles in her marriage mere weeks after she tied the knot in a lavish multi-million dollar endorsement deal ceremony, Kris H wants more information about the particulars. In the scene, Kim is seen riding in a car with her mom while she was “working” in Dubai, Kim tells Kris that she questions if her marriage was a good idea and expresses feeling unhappy with her husband.

Viewers immediately noticed something suspect about the scene, particularly Kim and Kris’ peculiar emotions and the completely blacked-out car windows. Low and behold, photos surfaced of Kim and Kris dressed in the same clothes, with the same make-up, leaving an LA studio two months after the Dubai trip and months after Kim filed for divorce! This led to speculation that the entire conversation was staged to paint the picture of Kim the deceived wife, unhappy in her marriage, and wondering what to do.

Since Reality Tea’s discovery was splashed all over the mainstream media, Kris’ attorney wants to investigate more deeply about when that scene was filmed and if it was indeed an authentic conversation! Kris filed for an annulment based on fraud – and the details behind this scene could help his case!

“Kris feels that if this is true and the whole conversation was faked, this would help prove that he got married under fraudulent circumstances. Yes, this did occur after the marriage, but this is one clear example that could help sway the judge to grant the divorce on the grounds of fraud,” an insider told RadarOnline.

In fact, Kris may have already known this episode–and others–contained fabricated scenes to paint him as the villain. Shortly before the Dubai episode aired, he tweeted: “I can’t wait for the truth to come out! People will be surprised or maybe they won’t. #FCC.”

The ex-couple could be facing a public divorce trial if a judge rules that Kris’ claims of fraud have validity. Something Kimmie is desperate to avoid! She is seeking private mediation, instead. Kris has publicly stated he believed his marriage was “real” and he went into it with honest intentions. Kim has also stated that, but she’s not exactly a credible person!

In other Kardashian news, Keeping Up With The Kardashians has been cancelled! Just Kidding, just kidding! Totally wishful thinking there!

Actually, it’s some different good news. Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are expecting a baby girl according to Life & Style! “Kourtney was hoping for a girl,” a friend reveals. “She loves having a boy but thinks having a girl would be perfect so she can dress her up and show her the ropes in life.”

Kourtney is anxiously awaiting the family’s newest addition and loves being a mommy. “It feels amazing,” Kourtney said about being a mom. “It’s just so indescribable. You don’t get how good being a parent feels until it happens to you.”

Scott is thrilled about the prospect of having a daughter. “A girl would be a fantastic addition to our family,” he told the mag. Unfortunately, Kourtney’s rep denies the couple is having a girl, claiming, “Kourtney and Scott do not know yet what they are having.” They are probably waiting to sell a magazine story related to the big reveal!

Finally, Kris J is stooping to levels so low in her quest for money, I just didn’t know they existed! The mom of six is now endorsing a sexual enhancer! I’ll pause for the collective “ewwwww!” Kris recently announced her partnership with Zestra Essential Arousal Oils, where she will serve as the company’s spokesperson.

Zestra claims to enhance a woman’s sexual pleasure by heightening sensitivity. “She’s tried it and uses it. She wants to promote great sex,” a source tells Life & Style. Things I NEVER, EVER want to imagine: Kris and Bruce Jenner having sexy times! Indeed Kris is front and center on the company’s website. “I know sex is going to be good with Zestra, so why have sex without it?,” she wonders?

For those that are interested you can find Zestra over-the-counter and it’s “clinically proven” to enhance a woman’s pleasure. Kris J says so herself! Oh, and you can try it for free!

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