Kim Kardashian’s baby bump size is rapidly changing by the day and we are only four months in..supposedly. She stepped out just a few weeks ago with no visible bump in sight and when she arrived in Paris last week, it suddenly “popped,” but now..this? The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star shared this selfie last night (right) and it had us wondering – is she further along than she initially shared?
Kim has said that she is due sometime in December, giving her nearly five months to go in her pregnancy. Yet, her baby bump growth seems to be indicating a story that’s much different. Is she fudging her due date for privacy concerns? Is she having twins? Is it a fake bump? What is going on?! We’ve gathered photos from the past 45 days to show you exactly why we’re so floored over the abrupt change. Obviously a woman’s body goes through tremendous changes over the course of her pregnancy and every single expectant mom is different, but this is a Kardashian we’re talking about here – with a history of untruths - so the reality usually lands somewhere in the middle. Also, what is with the long-sleeved, floor-length coats in the middle of summer in California? (Supposedly to block the paparazzi butt shots, but I’m not buying it.)
Early in her second pregnancy, Kim Kardashian said, “I secretly loved the rumors I was faking my pregnancy bc I was so skinny!” but now that her pregnancy pounds are growing, she’s putting those rumors to rest. “LOL,” she tweeted, “Well can’t hide it now! 5 month (20weeks) and 20lbs up.”
Hubby Kanye West and the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star are expecting their baby boy in December of this year, although Kim was a bit off with the due date before her last check up. “Went to the Dr today for a check up, guess I was off on my 20 week mark by a week or two… But not the 20 lbs LOL,” she tweeted this weekend. But the photo above, posted July 20 on Kim’s twitter, doesn’t reveal a noticeable bump in the baby department yet (unless it was taken months before posting). Hmmm…Spanx, anyone?
But alas! More news on Baby #2 for parents Kim and Kanye West is now popping up on Instagram, where Kim just posted this gender-revealing comment alongside a pic of Kanye and North reading together: “Precious moments like this when we were traveling on tour with you are what I live for. You’re such a good daddy to North & you will be the best daddy to our new son too!”
After battling infertility (and reportedly undergoing IVF), Kim confirmed the news on last night’s episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians when she was shown telling her family the news. “I just got the blood test back and I am pregnant!” she reveals in the clip.
The countdown is on for the arrival of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby, and no one is happier about it than Kris Jenner's bank account her family. While she's the one Kardashian sister who has yet to start a family, Khloe Kardashian Odom is waiting with baited breath for her sister to give birth. I've said it before, and I'll say it again…Khloe has got to be the most down-to-earth member of the Kardashian klan.
It won't be long before fans are introduced to little Kimye, Jr., and I'm trying to start an office pool on due dates and crazy baby names. Sadly, we won't be treated to any more fancy maternity wear…
Another day, another math conundrum in the realm of the Kardashians. Kim Kardashian is helping us train our brains with some weighty word problems. The Keeping up with the Kardashians star, who is preggers with Kanye West's baby (duh!), is slyly revealing just how many pounds she's gained. Using terms like "only half" and "60 pounds off," she is causing my brain to fry with the computations.
When she's not making the public subtract and divide, she's being coy about Kimye Jr.'s potential moniker and how she wishes she had some junk food cravings. Pregnancy is the one time that she has the excuse to eat whatever she wants, but all the baby seems to desire is rabbit food. Poor Kim just kan't katch a break!
Kim, Kimminy, Kim, Kimminy, Kim, Kim, Kah-ree…if Kim needs a chimney sweep, out of luck is he! Why? Because he won't know which multi-million dollar Bel-Air mansion to go to for his chimney services. More on that in a bit. In the meantime, let's chat about Kim Kardashian is living beneath her means…for once.
Oh, and P.S., Kim doesn't want your mommy advice. She is quite capable of taking care of the tiny rapper's baby without you telling her how to live and what soft cheeses to avoid. Seriously. She hasn't listened to the countless people who have asked her to fade into obscurity, why would she want to hear from fans who think she needs to fly less and eat more greens? Please, as if y'all want to give Kim and Kanye West parenting advice…like it would help.
Y'all realize that, no matter what, the Kardashians aren't going anywhere any time soon. That said, don't shoot the messenger! Actually, today's Kardashian trash is at least humorous enough to provide some sort of entertainment.
Here's a quick breakdown: Kim Kardashian doesn't want to still be married to Kris Humphries when she gives birth (but there is quite a catch!), and Kim and Kanye West maintain that Kimye, Jr. will not be a part of E!'s fall line-up. Again, I'll believe that when I see it! Finally, the youngKendall Jennerdoesn't want to follow in her family's famewhoring footsteps. Sure.