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The countdown is on for the arrival of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby, and no one is happier about it than Kris Jenner's bank account her family.  While she's the one Kardashian sister who has yet to start a family, Khloe Kardashian Odom is waiting with baited breath for her sister to give birth.  I've said it before, and I'll say it again…Khloe has got to be the most down-to-earth member of the Kardashian klan.

It won't be long before fans are introduced to little Kimye, Jr., and I'm trying to start an office pool on due dates and crazy baby names.  Sadly, we won't be treated to any more fancy maternity wear

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Another day, another math conundrum in the realm of the Kardashians.  Kim Kardashian is helping us train our brains with some weighty word problems.  The Keeping up with the Kardashians star, who is preggers with Kanye West's baby (duh!), is slyly revealing just how many pounds she's gained.  Using terms like "only half" and "60 pounds off," she is causing my brain to fry with the computations.  

When she's not making the public subtract and divide, she's being coy about Kimye Jr.'s potential moniker and how she wishes she had some junk food cravings.  Pregnancy is the one time that she has the excuse to eat whatever she wants, but all the baby seems to desire is rabbit food.  Poor Kim just kan't katch a break!  

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Kim, Kimminy, Kim, Kimminy, Kim, Kim, Kah-ree…if Kim needs a chimney sweep, out of luck is he!  Why?  Because he won't know which multi-million dollar Bel-Air mansion to go to for his chimney services.  More on that in a bit.  In the meantime, let's chat about Kim Kardashian is living beneath her means…for once.

Oh, and P.S., Kim doesn't want your mommy advice.  She is quite capable of taking care of the tiny rapper's baby without you telling her how to live and what soft cheeses to avoid.  Seriously.  She hasn't listened to the countless people who have asked her to fade into obscurity, why would she want to hear from fans who think she needs to fly less and eat more greens?  Please, as if y'all want to give Kim and Kanye West parenting advice…like it would help.

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Y'all realize that, no matter what, the Kardashians aren't going anywhere any time soon.  That said, don't shoot the messenger!  Actually, today's Kardashian trash is at least humorous enough to provide some sort of entertainment.

Here's a quick breakdown:  Kim Kardashian doesn't want to still be married to Kris Humphries when she gives birth (but there is quite a catch!), and Kim and Kanye West maintain that Kimye, Jr. will not be a part of E!'s fall line-up.  Again, I'll believe that when I see it!  Finally, the young Kendall Jenner doesn't want to follow in her family's famewhoring footsteps.  Sure. 

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It's all about the Benjamins with those Kardashian girls, isn't it?  Well, hopefully they haven't peeved the wrong tabloid, because word on the mean streets of media is that Us Weekly isn't happy with their frequent kash kows for keeping the publication out of the loop about Kimye, Junior's existence.

Instead the magazine was stuck with a "Kardashian exclusive" about Kourtney's post-baby weight loss while the Internet was buzzing about Kanye West's baby mama announcement.  It seems that no one cares about Kourtney's flat belly when her sister Kim has a bun in the oven.  Sorry, Kourt!

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Oh, Kim Kardashian, you saucy minx!  Okay, so I don't find her at all saucy or minx-ish, but I've always wanted to say that.  In today's Kimye news, there is some funny stuff.  Not only is having Kanye West's baby while still married to Kris Humphries causing some problems (we all predicted that, right?), but it seems that no one wants to pay Kim to lose her baby weight.  Tragic! 

Unlike Jessica Simpson, Kim may not be scoring a weight loss deal to shed the massive amount of pounds she's sure to pack on during her pregnancy.  I'm also hoping that, unlike Jessica's two year gestation, Kim's baby will pop out after nine months so we don't have to be on pregnancy watch for the next year and a half. 

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As if Kim Kardashian and Kanye West procreating wasn't enough, now there is even more disturbing news.  I don't even know how one correlates with the other, but perhaps if I type it quickly, it can get out of my head equally as fast.  Or not.  There are just some things you can't unread. 

Here goes nothing!  So, now that Kimye is having an aby-bay, ales-say for her ex-say ape-tay have gone through the roof.  Seriously?  Nothing says "congrats on the bun in your oven" like purchasing a video of the mom engaged in some nasty, nasty sexy times.  Nothing people do surprises me anymore.

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Kim Kardashian rings in the New Year at 1 Oak Nightclub at The Mirage Resort and Casino Las Vegas, NV

You could feel the collective intake of air when society as a whole learned the news that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West would be bringing a mini-Kimye into the world.  If you were quiet enough, you could probably hear the dollar signs ka-chinging in Kris Jenner's eyeballs. Oh, the spin-offs!  The elaborate and totally ridiculously expensive baby gifts (the child will need his or her own private jet)!  The publicity!  The magazine covers!  Did I mention the spin-offs?  How are we ever going to continue Keeping Up with the Kardashians if they are constantly multiplying?

Kim and Kanye's khild is already internationally famous and the kid hasn't even been born yet.  However, being famous for being conceived is far better than one his or her mother is famous for, right?  Let's face it…the world had the same fearful reaction for the unborn child's fate when Jersey Shore's tequila-soaked, slipper-wearing, fist-pumping, underwear-forgetting meatball, and that situation (no pun intended) seems to be working out wonderfully.  Snooki has truly taken to motherhood, and most people would likely agree that it seems to have changed her for the better.  I'm hoping the same for Kim and wish her and tiny rapper my congratulations. 

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