Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live there was a hilarious clip featuring a Kim Kardashian snowblower. Jimmy used Kim’s bare butt photo from her Paper Magazine spread and the results are a mix of really hilarious and really gross.
Kim had a trip planned to promote her new piss water perfume Fleur Fatale and while there was scheduled to make an appearance as a hostess in Big Boss 8, which is the title of the Big Brother-esque show. Unfortunately a source reveals that visa issues have stopped the Keeping Up With The Kardsahians star from entering the country. Sounds like India’s government didn’t want any Kartrashianitis on native soil.
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite family photos from the past few weeks.
Above: Jenni Pulos shared, “Have a week full of happy.”
Unfortunately for Kim she just doesn’t see what all the controversy is about – she’s like soooo proud of all the work she does and the amazing things that she has accomplished. Silly Kim doesn’t get that her shameless attention whoring is what’s behind the outrage, which did far more to #BreakTheInternet than yet another photo of Kim’s altered derriere!
“I was so honored and excited to work with [photographer Jean-Paul Goude] because he is a legend, and for me that was something I wanted to do to make myself feel confident,” the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star insisted.
Kourtney Kardashian must secretly love all things breakfast because this past week she was the guest of honor at not one, but two breakfast-themed baby showers!
Kourtney is due soon with her third child with Scott Disick and their upcoming arrival is being celebrated by her friends and family. Kourtney attended a Breakfast at Tiffany’s baby shower late last week, thrown by her sisters Khloe Kardashian and Kim Kardashian. It looked like a classic/elegant-ish affair. Kourtney said, “Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Thank you to @kimkardashian and @khloekardashian for the magical, unforgettable perfectly charming baby shower.”
But her baby shower over the weekend is the one that has my interest. Kourtney’s friends threw her a pancake and pajama party at IHOP! Brilliant idea. Yesterday she Tweeted a few pics from the second shower – complete with piles of whipped cream and hot cocoa and a cake. Cake for breakfast? This shower gets better by the minute! She shared, “I have the best friends in the world! Sunday morning 9am IHOP in our pajamas! #fancyBabyShower.”
Kim Kardashian is currently in Australia to promote her new perfume (it smells like her specialty, oiled up plastic) while North West‘s “aunties” take her to the zoo and treat her to her first hot chocolate. Poor Kim is probably anxious to be home with her precious little girl again.
HAHAHA. Just. Kidding.
Actually, Kim is headed to India and Dubai next. North? North who?? While in India, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians fameho will move into the Bigg Boss house as “a guest to interact with the contestants.” Bigg Boss is India’s version of Big Brother. Obviously, the Bigg Boss contestants lost a challenge, and Kim Kardashian is their punishment.
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick open this episode of Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons as they are house hunting in the Hamptons. Apparently, Kourtney is super keen on having a house in NY now to maintain the memories and ties Scott has there since his parents have passed. Kourtney would like to deal with his parents estate first, but Scott is just not ready to unload the home and go through it.
Upon returning home, Khloe cannot believe that they are thinking of buying a home since 24 hours prior – they were at each other’s throats (she is such a great voice of reason, that Khloe!). Kourtney acknowledges that it’s pretty messed up that they haven’t resolved their issues but they’re going to have their third kid soon and it’s not like they don’t love each other. Um, what??? People have kids and get divorced/break-up all the time. Khloe gets on the horn with Kim and the most intelligent notion to come out of their mouths is that they both agree Scott and Kourt need therapy ASAP. Read my mind!