Oooooooooooklahoma, where Kanye’s raps come sweepin’ ‘cross the dial. Kardashian fragrances sure smell sweet, when Kim’s on her feet, walking her way back down the wedding aisle!
Because I didn’t want to quote Kanye West’s “Gold Digger” (no matter how appropriate it may be), I give you, dear readers, my take on Oklahoma! Wonder why? Keep reading! Kanye is reportedly ready to get hitched to Kim, y’all! And while he’ll likely opt for a million dollar Bentley instead of a surrey with the fringe on top as their reception getaway vehicle, he is making some plans…and those plans could include Oklahoma.
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Despite allegedly being fired from American Idol, Forbes has named Jennifer Lopez number one on their Celebrity 100 list. Why? Her amazing career resurrection! Oh, and the massive millions she’s pulled in as of late. Dating teenagers does wonders for one’s earning ability, I suppose.
Apparently basing their list not on talent, but on monetary success, social media prowess, and media visibility; Jennifer outranks even Oprah and Beiber this year. The former J.Lo earned $52 Million dollars in the last year alone. Holy hot pants that’s a lot of moolah!
Crediting Jennifer‘s amazing reincarnation from aging nobody married to Marc Anthony and a flailing attempt at the latin market, Jennifer’s star started rising again the moment she stepped onto the Idol judging panel.
Kim Kardashian wasn’t in Miami this week just for fun (and to harass Myla Sinanaj) , the reality TV star was workin’ hard (and not just at taking pics for her Twitter followers).
Kim hit the green carpet to host the Midori Beachside Bash at Delano Beach Club. Kim has been the spokesperson for Midori since January of 2011. I have to say that this endorsement has alway baffled me. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t blame her for snapping up the cash where she can, but Kim has admitted a number of times that she doesn’t drink. It’s a little like Vicki Gunvalson giving advice on how to land the perfect man.
Oh those Kardashians – add twitter to the mix and they’re a lethal combination. Kim Kardashian and the fam spend an exorbitant amount of time tweeting their “dolls”, but sometimes an ex-doll throws it back in their faces!
Recently Kim has been expounding the virtues of her new relationship with Kanye West and swearing she’s taking things slow and truly learning from her mistakes. I’m sure she hasn’t learned a thing, but pimpmomager Kris Jenner is sure making her pretend she’s turned over a new leaf!
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star took to Twitter to remind her fans that she’s a whole new girl and her past indiscretions – you know the ones that have made her made her rich and famous – are, like, so 10 minutes ago!
So what I’ve learned is that just because you rap it, it doesn’t make it real. It seems we all could learn a lot from the illustrious Kanye West.
In Kanye’s song Cold he raps, “Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team.” Of course, he is referring to his best buddy Jay-Z having girlfriend Kim Kardashian’s ex-husband kicked off the New Jersey Brooklyn Nets.
Today, after scoring a $24 million contract with the team, Kris Humphriestweeted, I’m up at Brooklyn! @ S_C_ ‘lucky I didn’t have Jay drop me from the team’ lol!” TMZ reports that it is a two year contract with a pretty significant raise, given that his prior contract was for a year at $8 million. Maybe Beyonce is in her team-owner hubby’s ear a little more than his rapping partner in crime…
The Huffington Post reports that Pam clearly loved watching the Kardashian brood. When she began working for the family Kourtney was twelve, Kim was ten, Khloe was six, and Rob was four. She maintains that the girls were very well behaved, although there was an occasional unsupervised party.