File this under things I never saw coming. According to reports, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are set to tie the knot this week. No, that is not the shocking part. The shocking part is that they are doing it without fanfare, in a small hush-hush secret ceremony in California.
Apparently the megastars — and parents to baby North — filed for a 'confidential' marriage license, meaning that they are so special, they do not have to even make an appearance at the court house in order to get the license. Instead, an official from the court will go to their house and perform a secret ceremony at their home, or Kris Jenner's home, or wherever they are having the ceremony. Well, at least it was a secret.
So, if your sex tape is breaking records, do you consider that to be a compliment? I have to put that question out to you readers since Kim Kardashian isn't returning my calls. Apparently, Mimi Faust'svideo sexcapades are making her more famous than the VH1 reality show on which she stars!
Dear Diary, Remind me never to cross the Kardashians (any more than I already have, at least). They always come out on top. Deserved or not (it's usually the latter, right?), the family always seems to get their desired outcome in any given situation.
It's no different this time around with the Keeping up with the Kardashians stars. The children of the late Robert Kardashian just scored a major victory in their year-long court battle with their former step-mother regarding the attorney's personal diaries that had some not so nice things to say about his ex-wife Kris Jenner.
Kim Kardashianstepped out in Paris this week to do some clothes shopping withKanye West (God help us!). Kim was showing off her high fashion in this long sleeved Balmain dress that looked more suited to fall or winter. Not to mention it had to be a task to take it on and off for trying on clothes. Assuming she does it like the rest of us peasants.
Kim is a little behind the times because Kristen Stewart wore this first – only in a different incarnation of the same dress. Kristen wore her crop top version (surprised Kim didn't jump at this one!) to the Snow White & the Huntsman premiere back in June of 2012.
Who do you think wore the dress best? Kim or Kristen? Vote Below!
Kimye is back in France, y'all! Perhaps they are fulfilling their requirements to marry in Paris…which means they'll be there through at least Memorial Day (better you than us, France!). The couple has been out and about with Kim Kardashian channeling her inner Queen Padme Amidala, although I feel like I'm defacing Star Wars by even writing that. Without question, Kanye West is behind this latest Kimmie trend. Those shoulder pads just scream "tiny rapper!" Now that I think about it, maybe Yeezy's penchant for masks is an homage to Darth Vader…
No word on whether baby North West is actually with her parents on this trip, as Kim has been mum on all fifty forms of her favorite social media since last week. If she shows up in her million dollar stroller dressed like Princess Leia, we should all be very concerned.
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