Kanye West, don't ever change. How would I be immensely entertained if you ever stopped saying all of the crazy things you love to pontificate about in public. Now he's reaching back to the most amazing VMA debacle ever. No disrespect to Miley Cyrus' twerking fiasco, but Yeezy crashing Taylor Swift's acceptance speech was the most epic low point for the awards show. Ever.
Now five years later, Kanye is chatting yet again about the incident, how it affected him, and what he's learned from it. Geez, Yeez, "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia" much?
Well, if this isn't exciting news, I don't know what is! It seems that Kris Jenner's horrific talk show won't be making a comeback next season. I'm kidding…the news isn't exactly exciting as I refuse to watch her show. Apparently, she's not "likeable." Who knew? I am completely shocked.
Perhaps now she'll have more time to spend with youngest daughters Kylie and Kendallsince dad Bruce Jenner is no longer living at home. However, I'm guessing that the girls would much rather hang out with dear ol' dad instead of being pimped out by momager Kris, but with this family, who really knows?
Kim gushed to Ellen DeGeneres: "He is honestly the most amazing dad. He loves her so much. He just left to go out of town, so I send him a picture and video every day. He's like, 'She grew up so much!' And I'm like, 'Babe, it's been one day. You haven't seen her in a day. Not a lot has changed.' But he really is a hands-on dad." Interesting to note that the day after she gave this interview, Kim jumped on a plane to meet Kanye in Paris. So I guess she meant that she sent him a photo for the one day and now the nannies will do it instead…. Also interesting, Kanye hopped that plane to Paris a day after he pummeled an 18-year-old man for supposedly threatening to kill Kim.
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to Twitter to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here's a roundup of some of our favorite photos from the Twitterverse this week! Enjoy!
Kris Jenner has decided the perfect pimpmomager monitor is the trusty old Google Alert – I mean why actually parent when you can just get a ping in your inbox while getting a manicure or arranging another million-dollar faux wedding for one of your spawn?
"Sometimes that's how I keep track of these kids, because they're everywhere," Kris said discussing her parenting techniques with Australia's 2DayFM. "And if I don't have my little Google alert every morning, how am I going to keep up with these Kardashians?" See what she did there?!
Okay, okay, admittedly we all like to give Kanye West a lot of crap, but Yeezus, he certainly asks for it! Whether he's throwing a tantrum, gifting Kim Kardashian with a God awful bag (the value of which could wipe out most of my student loan debt), or planning honeymoons to outer space, he certainly invites the jokes. However, this new story that is developing is just downright horrible, and it makes me actually side with 'Ye.
Nobody puts Yeezy in a corner…unless, of course, you're a jackass eighteen-year-old who wants to gain fifteen minutes of fame by being a racist, gross douchebag. That, I can't tolerate, no matter how much I like to snark on the tiny rapper. Of course, Kanye didn't take kindly to the ignorant ass' comments, and he laid the smack down. Sounds about right…
Yes, if Kanye West gets his way, he and Kim Kardashian will honeymoon in space. Now, I normally ignore the ridiculousness that comes out of Kanye's mouth, but I'm all ears today. Someone seriously needs to make sure these two narcissists do, in fact, receive two tickets to outer space.
Two ONE WAY tickets. And they can take that hideous purse with them.
A source recently shared with Grazia magazine, "Kanye is obsessed with space and anything sci-fi – he's shot many spaceship-themed videos and he even considered training as an astronautical engineer. Now he is fixated on the idea of honeymooning in space." Yesss! Good riddance!
Kim showed off her trimmed down figure in a curve hugging white skirt and a cropped beige sweater. I know we give the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star a lot of crap for her normally tacky wardrobe picks, but we have to give it to her this time..she looks good. Do you think she fired Kanye West as her stylist?
The day before Kim was out and about heading to meetings in L.A., sporting a ripped pair of a jeans and a white blouse.
Also snapped on the go yesterday was her little sister Kylie Jenner, who was spotted leaving a friend's house. See all the pics in the gallery below!