Run, Bruce Jenner! Run as fast as you can! We all know you can do it, and you've got the medal to prove it. Do not pass go, do not collect $200! I can't even. I mean, I may very well be at a loss for words, and y'all know that is never the case!
On the heels of their separation announcement, Kris Jenner is taking every opportunity she can to share her relief over being rid of husband Bruce. It's really quite sad and disrespectful, but then again, that's par for the course with Kris, isn't it? People has the details of the pimpmomager's cover story for New You magazine, and in it, Kris describes what she would want for her one do-over. Hint: it has nothing to do with Bruce.
Kris reveals, "The one regret, if I had to do it over, would be divorcing Robert Kardashian. But then there wouldn't have been Kendall and Kylie, so that's the way I look at it. Everything happens for a reason, and we learn from our mistakes. I thought I was so smart when I was young; I was fearless." I am really holding back here, and it's harder than expected.
Meanwhile, her sister Kim Kardashian is probably jonesing to get BACK in the public eye with new daughter North. Unfortunately for her, Kanye West doesn't want to have to share his child with the world. Lest we forget, this is not America's baby.
For Khloe, divorce rumors abound on the heels of Lamar's alleged mistresses, drug use, and DUI. According to Extra TV, Khloe has found support in a rapper (Are we seeing a pattern…she marries an NBA player, Kim marries an NBA player? Role reversal!)
If you're a famewhore, you hang out with other famewhores, right? Isn't that how it works: life attracts like? I wouldn't know – I'm not a famewhore.
But Kim Kardashian sure is and so apparently is her BFF Brittny Gastineau! The two are now working together to give Brittny her own show. Awwww… Kim is all set to produce a new show for Brittny, whose first attempt at reality TV Gastineau Girls went nowhere.
The new show is about “crazy over-the-top beauty treatments” says Page Six and is based on her blog Eye On Glam, in which Brittny tries out crazy fads and beauty stuff. One particular episode will feature something called a "vagina steam"
Sometimes worlds collide. Like when really smart and accomplished people team up with Kim Kardashian! Sort of.
Morgan Spurlock the acclaimed filmmaker behind movies such as Super Size Me is working on a new documentary about fame and celebrity.
Recently Morgan (my fellow West Virginian – woot!) was spotted behaving like a paparazzi at LAX as part of a mob desperate to snap photos of Kim. Morgan's rep told the NY Daily News that nope, he's not a fan or anything – it's all in the name of art. "It's for a project on celebrity and fame, It’s for a project that hasn’t been announced yet. He’s in the field shooting."
The subject of the film is apparently the actual behaviors of the paparazzi. From SPLASH, the agency selling the snaps, "Getting mixed in with the large group of photographers waiting, absolute chaos broke out when Kim walked through the arrivals area and although Morgan tried to even shoot through the limo windshield he still commented that he got no pictures."
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West jetted off to Paris this week to catch some of the Paris Fashion Week festivities. While in Paris, the top designers are flooding Kimye with gifts of clothing for baby North West.
Kim took to Instagram to share her gratitude with each of the designers, which included Alexander Wang, Lanvin and even Kanye's BFF Ricardo Tisci. Instagram – the new and environmentally friendly "thank you" cards.
Check out the outfits below and tell us if you'd dress your daughter in them. If so, which one is your favorite? Lanvin probably didn't know about that whole "no pink" rule.
Three months after giving birth to North, Kim Kardashian took off for Paris with Kanye West, leaving her baby girl at home. The celeb couple landed in Paris on Saturday, and last night they were spotted attending the Givenchy runway show together.
Kimye tried to sneak off unseen this weekend, but paps were parked outside of Kanye's place. They were firing questions at him about his feud with Jimmy Kimmel, which caused him to go postal on the photogs, of course. Kanye is threatening legal action, claiming that his security video clearly shows that the paparazzi were on his private property.