When can we–and I mean “we, as a society” (five dollars to those who caught the Friends reference) stop glorifying bad behavior? Geez Louise. Casey Anthony was acquitted in the death of her two-year-old daughter Caylee, but it seems like the former party girl, who has been in seclusion, is trying to revamp her image. Barf. Gag. Vomit.
A source close to Casey tell RadarOnline.com, “She loves being notorious. One day she said, ‘I need to work on my brand,’ which is so strange for me and so foreign from what she should be doing. I said, Casey, what brand? You’re not selling anything. You’re a lost girl who got in a lot of trouble.'” To said anonymous insider, I say, why are you still friends with her? Credibility? Not so much.
The classiest (bwhahaha!) family on television is up to more antics. First up the never-ending Kris Humphries vs. Kim Kardashian divorce saga continues to rage on.
These two are taking their vitriol out on others by subpoenaing every single person the other one has ever met; from ex-girlfriends, to former hookups, to the clerk at the drugstore where Kim bought condoms and lip gloss (OK, I added that last part).
You know, Kim met the President – is he next on the list? Anyway, anyone remember Kim’s former publicist Jonathan Jaxson? You know, the famewhore one who was threatening to write a Kardashinan tell-all and claimed that the engagement ring Kim was sporting was actually purchased by her while she was dating Reggie Bush? He also said her wedding was a publicity stunt.
Last week Kim Kardashian stepped out in Paris, wearing a black Stella McCartney “Lucia” dress featuring a sheer panel with polka dots. The internet lit up when they realized the dress was also worn (in a small variation) by her mom, Kris Jenner, and actress Kate Winslet last fall.
We want to know what you think – who wore the little black dress best? Kate or Kim. To see Kris’ version – click here. Personally, I love the neckline on Kris and Kate’s much better. And is this really a summer-in-Paris kind of dress?
I’m not sure if you’ve heard but the Kardashian family recently sat down to talk to Oprah about everything Kardashian. Oprah’s ratings are suffering so we must suffer through the news that’s hardly news but now it’s breaking news because it’s coming from Oprah. I hope you’ve all learned a valuable lesson here – watch the OWN Network or we get Kardashians: Rinse and Repeat. I refuse to speculate on who the next punishment could be.
Since the interview was so deep, it brings us all the way back to the early years of the Kardashian empire, namely Kim Kardashian’s sex tape. How does Kim Kardashian‘s new beau Kanye West feel about the recent buzz over Kim’s naked romp with Ray J? Dude, he isn’t trippin’ on it. An insider tells Hollywood Life, “Kim f*%#ed on tape and became an international icon and made [many] millions. So to me, she’s gangsta. These other girls got the game [messed] up, not Kim, and I think that’s why Kanye is so drawn to her and supports her and doesn’t give a [crap] about her past. He likes her for her and respects the fact she came up in the game.” That’s sweet. Haters are going to hate no matter what, but the source warns us, “Everyone’s hate on her and [lots of] people hate on Kanye too. You think they care, really? Jealousy and envy fuels people like them. It only makes them stronger.” Noted.
So, it’s been established that Kanye isn’t going to dwell on Kim’s past or anything that was discussed in the interview. What about her soon-to-be (maybe even in this decade) ex-husband Kris Humphries? Is there anything in the interview that could help his case? His lawyers sure think so!
As if the Kardashian family isn’t overexposed enough, the Queen of Talk, Oprah Winfrey herself, felt compelled to give them yet another platform from which to spew their ridiculousness. Thanks a heap, O. Couldn’t you just stick to book clubs and giveaways? UsWeekly reports on the interview’s highlights.
Questioning Kim about her blink-and-you-missed-it wedding to Kris Humphries and career catapulting sex tape with Ray J, the reality mogul oh so eloquently replies, “I’ve obviously made plenty of mistakes in my lifetime, but I’m not the type to sit and beat myself up over it. If a real lesson was learned, I’m so okay with having experienced that.”
CAUTION! Before you read what comes next you may want to arm yourself with some sort of trash receptacle or barf bag. Don’t say you weren’t warned.