Well, this is rich coming from the woman who’s consistently made nearly every cast mate (and viewer) of The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills feel itchy and squirmy with her creepy, intrusive behavior for the past two months! Yes, our very own Kim Richards interventionist herself, Eden Sassoon,is now calling out Dorit Kemsley’s comments to Erika Girardi as inappropriate and “uncomfortable” to watch. Looks like battle lines are being drawn for the forthcoming Dorit verus Erika face off in Hong Kong!
Before she dissects that showdown, Eden comments on Kyle Richards’ party the best way she knows how: WITH A MILLION HASHTAGS. Sigh. “As you guys know by now, I love social media #LOL. I’m on it all the time. So I knew the Fat Jewish before going to the party at Kyle’s store. Her store is beautiful! I loved getting to shop while I was hanging out! But, even more than that, I loved watching Kyle get a lap dance from the Fat Jewish #Dying. I don’t think many could hear me in the background, but if you listen close, I was telling her to spank him. #EdenStyle ”
After praising Kyle Richards’totally bizarre store party, Eileen addresses being accidentally invited to Lisa Vanderpump‘s Hong Kong trip. “The awkward invitation aside, Hong Kong is still something I’m looking forward to. Despite our past differences, I believe in stopping Yulin, and I do support LVP’s efforts to do so. That’s why I’m happy to spread the word with my ‘couple dozen followers.’ Isn’t Lisa Vanderpump cute?” she snarks.
On last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, “we” had a baby (we’re included in this “we” because at this point we’re all basically Kim and KyleRichards‘ celestial family in twisted sister drama). “We” also planned a trip to Hong Kong to rescue dogs, and we also got our laps squished by an Instagram personality and his giant bottle of rosé.
Where I will let Kyle stand alone is in that awful dress she wore to the Kyle By AleneTwo book signing event. At least Eden Sassoon got the message and wore a kaftan. And Lisa Rinna, well she and her diarrhea stayed home. Erika Girardi also went home – on a private jet with a glam squad. I don’t know why Erika doesn’t cry more often because she has such a pretty cry face!
Dorit Kemsley may be one of the newest additions on The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, but she seems to have learned the housewives diplomacy game quickly (Eden Sassoon, take note!). As evidence, her blog this week praises her allies and subtly shades her frenemies, yet doesn’t quite come out and accuse anyone of anything. Is Dorit playing fake politics? Or just playing it safe – and smart?
Eden has insisted over and over again that she was only “acting from a place of concern” since she can relate to Kim and Kyle’s dynamic since she is a sober woman whose her sister died from an overdose. On top of that, she was acting based on what Rinna told her instead of making decisions based on her own interactions with Kim and Kyle. Eden has not had a great reception from the RHOBHfandom, so it’s only natural that she would want to defend herself. But it’s definitely going to be an uphill battle for her…
After apologizing for not blogging last week, Lisa launches into her thoughts on Rinna “owning it” this week. She begins, “Now let us begin to understand exactly what has transpired here as we delve into the complicated scenario that we have witnessed, the murky quagmire, where truth is scant on the ground.”
Eileen Davidson admits she was shocked when Lisa Rinna finally confided the truth to her on this week’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. But she stands by her belief that her ally never “lied” about the truth – she simply didn’t remember until producers showed her the tape. Now that she has come clean with Kim Richards about her comments that Kim was not totally sober and was potentially near death, Eileen thinks Rinna deserves a break.
Eileen jokes, “It was a week of caviar, cheesecake and coming clean!” Before breaking down Rinna’s confession in her blog, she takes a moment to gush about Erika Girardi’s acting skills. “Erika continues to prove her acting chops. I’ve seen her read a few times now, and she always crushes it. Vinny joked that he wanted to manage Erika…not so fast, Vin! I discovered her first!”
As a self-proclaimed Real Housewives historian, I can’t think of any new cast member that has been as poorly received as Eden Sassoon has been. She has had no story line on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills other than inserting herself in Kyle Richards’s relationship with her sister Kim Richards and questioning Kim’s sobriety – over and over again. Now Eden is claiming the Richards sister “tossed around” her deceased sister Catya‘s name.
This sobriety thing is obviously the last thing the Richards sisters want to talk about in regard to their own relationship and in general. Neither of them has ever mentioned Eden’s dead sister on the show, yet Eden is pulling the victim card and claiming that Kyle and Kim of all people are being insensitive toward her. Really? Is she not watching the same show that I am?