Soooooooo, which one of y'all has been asking to see a picture of Kim Zolciak-Biermann's baby bump? Well, you're welcome.
The Don't Be Tardy star has complied with your request, and we all get to partake in the eye candy that is Kim's bulging belly. Bet you didn't think of that tiny caveat, did you? I kid, I kid. I am sooooo kidding.
And I thought I was the only one who was freaking out that it was already November. I mean, I haven't met my yearly goals of 2013 (which include but are not limited to: get engaged to a kind, handsome millionaire, hang out with Uncle Si, and try every wine ever created by a reality star). Don't Be Tardy'sKim Zolciak-Biermann also can't believe how quickly 2013 is flying by us. Of course, with all of Kim's believing and receiving this year, she should eagerly anticipate the treats that 2014 undoubtedly has in store for her. As for me, I don't think I'm going to be eating barbeque with the Robertsons in the new year, so…
As we know, Kim likes to share her family life with fans. It must be a precursor to being a reality star. I think they are genetically wired to crave that attention! Regardless, Kim's kids are cute, and their Halloween fun makes for fluff fodder…and sometimes isn't that better than the normal nastiness and gossip?
Not only is Kim Zolciak the queen of all things wigs and married men, the Don't Be Tardy star also laughs in the face of the Surgeon General's warning wants to add author to her resume. Of course she does…she is, after all, a product of Bravo!
Like many Housewives before her, Kim is wading into the book-writing pool. Having already come up with her own line of faux hair and given the fact she's bottled her signature bubbly beverage, it was the most logical next step, right?
From what I've observed, if you're going to be a Bravo housewife, your future can take three possible paths—or any combination of the three, which takes serious talent (Kim Zolciak Biermann has pulled off the triple crown of housewives). These ladies either get their own spin-off, create their own pink, bubbly, wine cooler-ish alcoholic beverage, or lose their homes (granted Kim's was a rental) while attempting to live outside their means.
The fans of the Real Housewives of Atlanta are voicing their opinions, and they want someone to get her own spin-off! Kenya hear them? (Sorry. That was a really bad pun.) Of course, we all know it's not really the fans who want Kenya Moore to get her own show….it's just Kenya. I have to appreciate her brand of crazy ingenuity.
On her newbie season of the Bravo hit, Kenya's main job was faking a relationship, calling out people for not being pageant queens, flirting with her co-star's husband, and starting drama with anyone who dared cross her path. It certainly made for amazing television, but could she carry her own series a la Kim Zolciak Biermann?
A woman has recently come forward to share that she and Kroy were an item when he first started dating Kim. Are we seeing a pattern here? Of course, Kim has no time for this nonsense and is already on the defensive regarding her union to Kroy.
Last night on Don't Be Tardy the Zolciak-Biermann fam wrestled with parenting roles and expectations. It seems that Brielle is a child after Kim Zolciak's heart and by that I mean, well… Brielle needs a bit of guidance!
Things begin with Brielle's math tutor showing up. I'm guessing Bravo casting scoured the neo-Reganite Young Republicans club and found the most traditionally "square" looking kid, begged him to come sit at Kim's house and pretend to tutor Brielle in math. I hope they warned him that he may be treated to an eyefull of Kim's lactating boobs, or Kim's boobs bursting out of an ill-fitting top.
Kim harasses "Phillip" about following Brielle on twitter and allegedly stalking her because he's a fan of Kim. AHAHA! Yeah right. Kim wishes. "As if I would ever let a fan up in my house," Kim tells us. She seems way too devoted to knowing which of Brielle's classmates are interested in her. The answer: none. Is Kim repeating Karen's behaviors now that Brielle is getting older?
You know what that means…a certain be-wigged one will be holding down the fort for Bravo's Tuesday night line-up. Will Kim Zolciak Biermann be vying for a schedule change for Don't Be Tardy? Hear that? It's the sound of a hundred wigs crying…