Geez Louise! Just the preview for the upcoming season of Don’t Be Tardy gave me the spins–I’d almost forgotten how quickly that theme song infiltrates your brain and refuses to leave! Good thing I still have some of Kim Zoliciak Biermann’s mango sparkling moscato to get me through the premiere. Kidding…if a bottle of wine goes a week (much less a year) in my house without being opened, there’s a reason.
The episode begins with Kim and Kroy wrangling their youngest children as KJ helps their full time chef Tracey. Should I be bothered that Tracey just said “ass” in front of a four-year-old? Brielle enters dressed in her mother’s hand-me-downs from the first season of Real Housewives of Atlanta, and in tow is her boyfriend Slade. Yep, there are at least two of them in Bravoland now! He changed his college plans just so he could stay in Atlanta and be close to his love. The family is celebrating Ariana’s constant string of straight As as Brielle brags about being on the top ten list of most absences. With Kroy as a free agent, everyone is frazzled about the possibility of moving, and the older girls are hellbent on staying in Atlanta.
Bravo’s Housewives franchise has often caused unlikely (and hilarious) crossover friendships. You see the New Yorkers hobnobbing with the Beverly Hills ladies. New Jersey and Orange County are practically the same show on different coasts with brunettes swapped for blondes. Miami ladies have always repeatedly bucked this system and gravitated towards the Shahs and a chosen few filthy rich realtors. However, now Lisa Hochstein (and husband Lenny) have found a new friend in everyone’s favorite wayward Atlanta housewife (no, don’t ask which one!). It’s actually a perfect pairing…like the Boobsie Twins!
The former RHOA star and Don’t Be Tardy matriarch took to Instagram to sing the praises of her new friend Lisa and Lisa’s plastic surgeon husband that gave her back her breasts. Kim Zolciak-Biermann posted the above picture on social media so fans could see Dr. Lenny’s work first hand. Oh, and if she forgot to mention…she breastfed six children. Never accuse Kim of oversharing!
Don’t Be Tardy opens with Kroy Biermann giving precious Kaia a bath in the kitchen yet again this week. Can I just say that these scenes bathing the two cutie pies are just the best?! I can’t handle the cuteness. He’s teaming up with Kim Zolciak and doing the old fashion way of being parents – by just being parents. She’s making bottles and he’s bathing babies. Teamwork at its finest and I love it (And Kroy baby-talking to Kai??? Adorable!). Ok, enough with the collective “Ohhhhs” in the back round….moving on!
Sweetie is talking to Kim about how she would love to have 6 babies but her “hooha” hasn’t been with as many dudes and she wants to make sure her “hooha” can handle that. Kim then reassures Sweetie that she can just get her vag rejuvenated (through what else – surgery!) you know, in case your p***y hangs like sliced prosciutto. Stop. I have to stop. I can handle lots of language and Kim can drop the f-bombs all night long – but for some reason I squirm in my seat whenever I hear p***y from anyone’s mouth. And it’s said a few more times in this episode. Just please keep it to “hooha” or ZIP IT.
Kim Zolciak is back! TheDon't Be Tardy season 3 premiere date is finally set – Thursday, July 17th – and here is our first peek at what to expect!
Kim and her Biermann crew are back in front of the cameras – including two adorable new additions – twins Kane and Kaia. Kim, Kroy, Brielle, Ariana, KJ, Kash and the twins are moving into their new mansion, camping, vacationing and shopping in the all new season and it looks like it's going to be a lot of fun! I'll take this Kim over the old Real Housewives of Atlanta Kim any day!
Take a look at the teaser trailer below. They had me already with their six cutie-pie kiddos, but I am not about to miss Kim "roughing it" at a campground – wigs in tow! And not to mention seeing the inside of her new house! Count me in.
And can I get an AMEN that Bravo is airing a show at the end of the week? It feels like so many of their shows are crammed in on Sundays and Mondays – it's great to see them spread things out for once!
For the last three years, Kim Zolciak has been pregnant on her birthday. So this year, her husband, Atlanta Falcon player Kroy Biermann, took her on a little getaway to celebrate, leaving all six kids at home. We are still guessing as to where the lovebirds went on their little getaway, but Kim shared lots of pics on Instagram along the way.
“So excited! High in the sky with this guy@kroybiermann … a short little getaway to celebrate my birthday tomorrow! 1st birthday in 3 years that I'm NOT pregnant!! #myhubbyisthebest,” Kim tweeted along with the photo above of the twosome on a plane.
So what else did her mystery destination birthday have in store?
We may or may not (we totally do) stalk Kim's Instagram for our daily dose of cuteness – and now we look forward to the return of Don't Be Tardy so we can see the family in action. Love her or hate her, you cannot deny that Kim Zolciak makes beautiful children.
Above: Kim shared, "First date night in 2014! I love this man more than life!! He grabbed my hand to hold it… made me giggle!" Kim's a better wife than me. Six kids – two infants and two who are young and probably clingy – I would not want to be touched for a few hours. LOL
Peek below for two videos of KJ singing. As well as a bunch of recent pictures of Brielle, Ariana,KJ, Kash, and twins Kane and Kaia– including a family trip to the beach and Brielle's prom.
What's better than housewife has beens when it comes to rating gold on Watch What Happens Live? That's right…house-husbands! When two former Real Housewives of Atlanta stars appeared in Andy Cohen's clubhouse, the ladies garnered the talk show's second highest ratings for the year thus far…and no one even had to tug a wig!