Ready or not – here she comes! Kim Zolciak has officially–as in available on iTunes–released her new single, “Love Me First.” Poor, unfortunate readers got a taste of her warbly, heavily-autotuned new track (not written by Kandi Burruss) on Twitter last month, and now the official, massively-altered version hits stores. Oh, my – sit down for this one!
The Real Housewives of Atlanta star debuted the track on Ryan Seacrest‘s radio show yesterday, and well, let’s just say I heard it once and I don’t need to hear it again! “It was written about my life and what I went through 11 years ago,” Kim told Ryan. “I think people will be able to relate.” I can definitely relate to not being able to sing, Kim, if that’s what you mean…
Kim also released the cover art for the single – which is just as photoshopped as you’d expect, but she looks pretty. The photo is below!
Kim took to Twitter to advertise her newest attempt to convince people she can sing. “‘Love Me First’ was written about my life as a single mom and my struggles,” she wrote. “I love my life now! Living a dream and loving every minute of it!” Oh Kim, I love how you completely believe in your own delusions.
Moving on to other people who live in their delusions, Sheree Whitfield is finally addressing Marlo Hampton‘s use of the F-bomb. Despite rumors that Sheree and Lawrence Washington are no longer BFF after he made her hair break off and her weave yank hair out at the root, Sheree is still offended on his behalf over Marlo’s language and her denial that it was a big deal.
“When Marlo used the ‘F’ word, I was offended not only for Lawrence but for any other gay man that is my friend or not!;” Sheree seethes in her Bravo blog. “For her to stand there and blatantly lie about what she said was shocking beyond words. And for some reason unbeknownst to me, she continues to blame others for her outrageous comments and actions.”
“If you are girl enough to say it, be man enough to own it,” Sheree advises. And she hints that something just might not be right with ol’ Marlo. “At some point it stops being funny and becomes sad and makes one think that something could be loose.”
Sheree also talks about what many viewers perceived as her ruining her daughter Tierra‘s proposal after she pressured Damon into spending on a huge ring and party. Sheree denies having anything to do with Damon postponing and claims she really couldn’t care how big the rock was, because what matters is the size of a man’s, you know, heart! “Meeting up with Damon to pick out rings was fun. I’m glad he invited me to tag along.”
“We had a lot of laughs as I teased him about the size and prices of the rings,” Sheree insists. “At the end of the day, I could care less what size ring Damon gets Tierra, and he knows that. As long as he lives up to his vows and makes Tierra happy, her mom is happy!”
Finally, Marlo continues her desperate quest to be upgraded to full-time Housewife by attacking fan favorite, Phaedra Parks! In her second ever Bravo blog (go Marlo!), which was just as cryptic as the first, Marlo calls out Phaedra for tackying up Ayden‘s Dedication.
“There was so much, in addition to a lot of blue,” she says of the event. “I immediately realized that everyone’s perception of a grand, luxurious event is completely different. I prefer a touch of elegance, not an overflow.” I guess that means Marlo won’t be hiring Dwight Eubanks to plan her soirees anytime soon!
“The procession, however, was a high note. This is surely the way to enter a room!;” Marlo concedes. Well, to each is own. I personally think displaying all of your shoes and purses as if they were priceless art
instead of payments from old white sugar daddies is “overflow” and scarcely the definition of elegance. But then again, I like things that are elegant and sophisticated… (can I just tell you that is my FAVORITE Housewives intro ever – it’s so perfectly ironic).
THOUGHTS ON KIM’S NEW SINGLE? WHO IS MORE DELUSIONAL: KIM, SHEREE, OR MARLO? WAS PHAEDRA’S DEDICATION TACKY OR FUN?
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