I’m ninety nine percent sure that it’s too late for me to get adopted, but if this was a realistic possibility, I would love for Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann to take me in. I feel like they are always on these tropical vacations and that is a family tradition that I could really get behind.
I have no idea where Kim and Kroy are this time- which is probably a good thing given all of the recent stories about reality star security breaches these days- but they are on a beach (again) and I’m so jealous (again).
Reality star Kim Zolciak has been giving us a look at her life since way back in 2009 when she hit our screens on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. She doesn’t hold back much when it comes to sharing intimate details, but the Don’t Be Tardy star felt compelled to share a long “fun facts” post on Instagram this week, accompanied by a bikini butt shot, naturally.
The mother of six shared everything from her natural hair color to her fitness routines and plastic surgery admissions. We think a few details may be a little open to interpretation, but see below for Kim’s long “get to know me” post.
To kick off this week’s Instagram roundup, we have Real Housewives of New York star Bethenny Frankel promoting her new line of Skinnygirl lunch meats. “People keep telling me to eat a sandwich,” snarked Bethenny. “Now what?”
Yesterday was Mother’s Day and like all days – and holidays and visits to the doctor or grocery store, or when one buys shoes, or brushes teeth, or drinks tea – our favorite reality stars took to Instagram and twitter to thank their mothers for creating them, or to thank their children for putting up with them.
Above, Ramona Singer shared, “Love being her mother @averysinger.”
It looks like Kash Biermann is healing up nicely! Reality star Kim Zolciak shared another update on Kash’s dog bite and included a photo of the wounds he suffered. And it’s seriously breaking our hearts to see his injuries! Poor little man.
Kash was bitten and rushed to the emergency room just two weeks ago, causing Kim to have to bail on her scheduled WWHL appearance. She thanked the doctors and nurses for doing everything they could to help their family during the scary ordeal.
We have a few blasts from the past in today’s reality star sightings photo roundup! First up, we have former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville out for a NYLON magazine party with her longtime boyfriend, DJ Friese. Crazy in love looks good on her. Other former RHOBH stars Adrienne Maloof and Camille Grammer were also out and about.
As per usual, Kim denied getting her nose done and threw some insults at Kenya Moore. She addressed her son Kash‘s trip to the emergency room after he was attacked by a dog. She also attempted to clear up that weird tweet she sent to Chrissy Teigen offering up her daughter Brielle Biermann for oral sex to get John Legend tickets. Basically, she was laying the framework to return to Real Housewives of Atlanta next year.