Above: Nicole Polizzi and her family are dressed as Star Wars characters – Nicole as Princess Leia, Jionni LaValle as Darth Vader, Giovanna as R2D2, and, looking super serious, Lorenzo as Luke Skywalker.
We are one episode away from the Don’t Be Tardy finale. Are y’all as stoked as I am? That said, after next week, I’ll spend months wondering if Brielle is really trying navigate Los Angeles all by her lonesome, as well as what curse words KJ has added to his vocabulary! Let’s get started with the recap, shall we?
On the eve of their trip to Los Angeles, Shun swings by the Zolciak-Biermann abode to help style Brielle for her big break. Kim reveals that not only will the mother-daughter duo be visiting E! News, they will also be apartment hunting. Kim divides her time between fawning over Brielle’s fashion and hounding Slade about he’ll survive if his lady love moves permanently to the West Coast. Gloria is taking some time off from being Kim’s bitch assistant so that she can get married. While it’s the most inopportune time for Kim, she’s happy for Gloria. Chef Tracy goad Gloria about how easy her job is, and she offers to do it ten times better in Gloria’s absence. Gloria wishes her luck with an eye roll. Who thinks this chick will make it another season? Wait, why do I expect there to be another season?
Kim Zolciakcertainly has had a rough couple of months, eh? Back in September, the Don’t Be Tardy star was hospitalized after having a mini-stroke, which forced her to withdraw from her stint on Dancing With The Stars. Then, Kim revealed that she had a heart condition, called FPO, or in layman’s terms, a hole in her heart that she likely had from birth that never closed, which is what caused the mini-stroke.
Luckily, Zolciak’s medical team caught it in time, and before it did any further damage to her. But that also meant that Zolciak would need surgery to correct it, which she recently underwent. And thankfully, Kim’s surgery went well, as you can probably tell from her photo (above), because Zolciak is right back to her selfie posting self – even right after surgery. Got to love her, right?
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So, I’m going to go out on a limb here…Kim Zolciak Biermann wants oldest daughter Brielle to excel in Hollywood (attain her goals with no work, if you will), so she’s decided to make this season of Don’t Be Tardy Brielle’s swan song. Why else would the eighteen-year-old carrot expert and her beau Slade be featured so often? Three seasons from now, it’s going to be all about cursing KJ. The writing is already on the wall people!
Last night’s episode followed Kim and family as they spent the weekend at Slade’s folks’ lake house on Lake Keowee (my stomping ground when I’m home in the Upstate–and my friends with lake houses invite me for an always fun weekend on the water!). Before heading to South Carolina, Kim, who is clearly NOT sporting a new nose…not at all, Brielle and Slade meet with Kim and Kroy to discuss their plans for co-habitating in California. She can’t even make her point before Kroy is dying laughing and Kim saying she won’t fund Brielle giving away her milk for free. Maybe Slade can join her when he pops the question. Silly Kim, Brielle doesn’t drink milk! When she realizes her mother is making a sexual reference, Brielle is grossed out that Slade would want breast milk. Even worse than that statement? Kroy trying to figure out the “why buy the cow” analogy with the help of a producer.
Our favorite reality TV stars love to show off their adorable kids and family pics on social media. It’s tough to narrow down, but here’s our pick for the cutest photos (we can’t get enough of the pumpkin, fall-themed pics) from the past few weeks.
Above: Teen Mom star Tyler Baltierra shared this photo of Novalee, adding, “I may be biased but that is the cutest little witch I have ever laid eyes on! #Fall #Halloween #DaddysGirl #NovaleeReign “
She’s a single lady once again! Even though Don’t Be Tardy fans have been watching Brielle Biermann on the show with her boyfriend, Slade Osbourne recently, they are no longer dating. In fact, according to Brielle, the couple called it quits two weeks ago, and her reason sounds a bit shocking. But don’t worry because it sounds like Kim Zolciak’s oldest daughter will be just fine on her own.
Meanwhile, Brielle also made sure to give everyone an update on her mom, who was booted from Dancing With The Stars a few weeks after suffering a mini-stroke and discovering that she has a heart issue. So, how is Kim really doing since her departure from the show? You’ll have to come inside to find out what Brielle had to say.
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In case you’ve been stuck under a rock for the past three weeks, Kim and her pro partner, Tony Dovolani, were forced to withdraw from Dancing with the Stars when Kim suffered a mini stroke and wasn’t medically cleared to fly from Atlanta to Los Angeles for the live show. Kim begged, pleaded, and organized an online petition to get back on the show to no avail. But, still squeezing, Kim shared video today from her last rehearsal with Tony, adding, “I miss dancing!!”
Last night’s episode of Don’t Be Tardy left me just a tad more stupid than it normally does. I can’t even mentally prepare an introduction, so we’re just going to dive right in! The show begins with Chef KJ in the kitchen with Tracey, and Kim Zolciak-Biermann admits that he picks up on everything. Whether Kim is eating a cookie, cussing up a storm, or drinking wine for breakfast, he’s going to notice, so she needs to be on her best behavior. Kim then asks Tracey why the f*@% she didn’t call her the day before. And we wonder why KJ’s every other word is bleeped. Tracey admits that she and Brooklyn have broken up again. The couple has been on and off for a decade, but Tracey swears this time their relationship is over for good. Tracey plans to get a tattoo that Brooklyn forbade her from getting just for spite.
Brielle, Slade, and Ariana are dining together, and Ariana questions her sister about the future. Brielle has grand plans for stardom, but first she needs food. Filet mig-non, anyone? Ariana rolls her eyes and chides Slade about following her sister out west. He’s so whipped, he’ll definitely do it. Brielle wants to approach her mom and Kroy about the two of them living together. Slade knows her parents would never agree, but she reasons that they’d rather have her shack up with Slade in Los Angeles than live alone. Her parents need to stop treating her like she’s fourteen. That was so four years ago!